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oh shit!i have made two very big mistakes today..... MISTAKE NUMBER 1.
i really fancied some weetabix and hot milk. i placed 5 (FIVE..probably a mistake there already)weetabix in a bowl and popped some milk in a pan and let that motherfucker boil(aware of weetabixes ability to absorb all matter around it i sloshed in half of pint of the creamy white stuff) when it was boiling i then took it off the heat and slowly sloshed it all over the aforementioned cereal.added a sprinkling of sugar and mmmmm the smell boy oh boy was i going 2 this snack!FUCK!the milk was TOO hot and knowing time was of the essence i attempted my first mouthfull..AURGHHH too fucking hot i was powerless i had to wait for it to cool down the weetabix sensing my hesitation absorbed all the piping hot milk till it was reduced to a brown pulp. ah fuck....so i hoyed it.one nil to the popular family cereal. MISTAKE TWO. im an intensive care nurse by trade and a s such have what is deemed a "speciality"so i often go out into the district and look after children who otherwise would be on icu(home ventilation etc)so i was phoned up whilst on call and told that a family was desperate etc and could i go and see a child in dundee(at the moment im in edinburgh)now thats a canny distance but i could hardly refuse(plus at 30 quid an hour id be a fool!!)so the shift was from 1900 to 0900 so i did the shift,got the train back and was knackered but i knew that newcastle played chelsea that day....now i thought it wouldnt matter if i missed the match coz i presumed with the uefa cup action we wouldnt be firing on all cylinders and i imagined a | |
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sorry.....a goalless draw...BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!
ive been told ive just missed the match of the season not to mention shearers goal. but you know what..i feel better getting it all down . thanks for listening! | |
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where's the rest?! | |
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Ayup there it is! | |
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Be happy u didn't add everybody to your friends list out of boredom. If you don't know what i'm taling about, ask 9's. "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
My IQ is 139, what's yours? | |
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Big Al's goal was a proper belter, possible goal of the season contender. If Henry had done it, we'd be seeing it for months on end.
Big Shola's was a cracker too, but it'll be overshadowed by Big Al's. Huth came on for them, got booked, then stamped on Shearer's goolies for no reaason - gutless Styles let him off with it, but I reckon the FA video panel might have a little look. | |
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Oh, and Woody got himself injured. I reckon NUFC might be giving you a call soon, the medical staff must be getting pretty busy. | |
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we always get summit....then get summit taken away | |
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huh? | |
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Milty said: huh?
(That's what I was thinking, too!) Ahhh... this thread made my day! | |
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jonylawson said: we always get summit....then get summit taken away
well, as to the weetabix - next time you try toasting them first? maybe they'll stand up to cooking a bit better. and as far as having the game of the season taken away - true. but me i think you made the right choice. i'd gone for the Xtra $$ too, and the chance to broaden my client base or something. you can watch the game later - someone's bound to have taped it. . by the way you mention edinburgh . . ok sorry for the touristy question but have you ever been to the vaults? under edinburgh? is that all a bunch of mischief about how they're all haunted and such??? | |
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weetabix! blech! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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the vault full of ghosts?its full of cunts when the students are up here!!! | |
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