I'm back, at last.

Your holiest Agony Aunt.

Throw me your dilemmas and I'll throw you back my advice.

What is the question to the answer of me?

GhostlyNun,

Do you really like having your testicles tickled?

Humble regards

Frog.

Ghostly

Should I buy a parakeet?

thanks in advance

Cloudbuster said:

Dear Cloudbuster,

Nobody knows.

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun,

Why do I have to pee every time I talk on the phone or type on the computer?

Sorry..gotta go right now before I..


Oops

TheFrog said:

Dear TheFrog,

Erm, testicles? I'm a woman, how on earth would I know about testicle tickling? Now when it comes to my clitoris, well I love having that tickled - if only I could find a man who could actually find that little PleasureDome.

Regards, GN.

Dear GhostlyNun,

If I can touch my bum, how come my bum can't touch me?

Tender regards

Frogster.

Ghostly,

How long did it take you to Google Myalgic Encephalomyelitis?

thanks in advance

doctormcmeekle said:

Dear doctormcmeekle,

Maybe you should explain what you want to buy one for.

Most people seem to want to buy one so that they can make it say the words 'fuck', 'shit', 'piss', and 'Julia Roberts must die'.

If your reason for buying one is so that you can have an exotic creature as a partner substitute, then go ahead, you sad cunt.

Regards, GN.

summerdawn said:

Dear summerdawn,

Getting over-excited when communicating with other humans is common. Well, it's common amongst useless members of society who find dull things exciting, anyway.

Your best bet is to put your computer and your telephone in the bathroom, and ensure that you're sitting on the lavvy when either Orging, or telephoning anybody.

In the meantime, have a piss on me

Regards, GN.

GN

Do you think you can keep up with these questions, answering in a witty and entertaining manner?

thanks in advance

TheFrog said:

Dear TheFrog,

You've got hands, hence why you can touch your flabby arse.

Your bum (I presume that you're referring to some homeless person that you've recently met), can't touch you because he has standards. Incidentally, it's not very nice to refer to your favourite homeless person as a 'bum'. Not very PC.

Regards, GN.

My dear GhostlyNun.

Do you think i look like an elephant, or more like a turnip? Be honest now; I can take it.

Fluorescent Regards

Frog

doctormcmeekle said:

Dear SmartyPants,

I actually googled ME, not Myalgic Encephalomyelitis.

If I'd have known about Myalgic Encephalomyelitis beforehand, then there would have been no point in googling it to get my answer.

P.S. Did you manage to get rid of those genital warts in the end?

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

Yes, I passed them onto you.

doctormcmeekle said:

Dear doctormcmeekle,

Ask those who read my posts, not myself. I personally try my best to answer the questions asked, and nothing else. However, I get an average of 27 Orgnotes a day from people re-assuring me that I'm fucking great and a total star.

What was the last Orgnote you got? One from the Org admin telling you that your avatar had been approved?

Regards, GN.

doctormcmeekle said:

I want them next.

TheFrog said:

Dear TheFrog,

I'd say turnip. You haven't got a trunk, even though you're wrinkled and your ears are only half the size of an elephant. However, your turnipesque head would definitely sway my opinion towards saying that you look more like a turnip. And a mouldy one at that.

Regards, GN.

GhostlyNun said:

I never even got that.

Cloudbuster said:

You want them back!

Cloudbuster said:

Dear Cloudbuster,

Don't forget, it was you who gave them to doctormcmeekle in the first place.

Regards, GN.

doctormcmeekle said:

I'm always available to pass some on.

doctormcmeekle said:

Dear doctormcmeekle,

That's because your presence on the Org isn't worthy of Orgnote.

If I were you, I'd kill yourself now.

Regards, GN.

Dear Ghostly Nun,

Why are we all sat here on a Saturday night, when we could be out on the town getting drunk and laid?

Justin. x

GhostlyNun said:

That's not very Nun-like!

Although it is Ghost-like.



I'll let you off.

BinaryJustin said:

Too much fucking perspective!

Dear Ghostly Nun,

Why is it that when I want to be in a relationship I can't find someone but when I decide to spend some time sans boyfriend,I have to turn my cell off because boys call me so much?


Sincerly,
annoyed by the 16 voicemails I woke up to this morning

doctormcmeekle said:

Yep!

TheFrog said: