"Allright you primitive screwheads, listen up! This is my BOOM STICK!!!"

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun!"

"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"

JOHN-Hey, you know what all they keep down here in this cave? Mon they got the books and the records of the top 500 companies. They got the defense department budget down here. And they got the negative for all your favorite movies. They got microfilm with tax returns, and newspaper stories. They got immigration records and census reports and they got official accounts of all the wars and plane crashes, and volcano erruptions and earth quakes and fires and floods and all the other disasters that interrupted the flow of things in the good 'ol U.S. of A. Now, what does it matter Sarah darling, all this filing and record keeping? Whoever gonna give a shit? Whoever gonna get a chance to see it all? This is a great big 14 mile tombstone, with an epitaph on it that nobody gonna bother to read. Now here you come. Here you come with a whole new set of charts and graphs and records. What you gonna do? Bury them down here with all the other relics of what once was? Let me tell you what else. Yeah, I'll tell you what else. You ain't never gonna figure it out. Just tlike they never figured out, why the stars are where they're at. It ain't mankinds job to figure that stuff out. So what you're doing is a waste of time, Sarah. And time is all we got left you know.

SARAH-What I'm doing, is all there's left to do.

JOHN- Shame on you. There's plenty todo, plenty to do! As long as there's you and me and maybe some other people we can start over, start fresh... get some babies! And teach them, Sarah, teach them never to come over here and dig these records out. You want to put some kind of explanation down here before you leave? Well here's one as good as any you're likely to find. We're being punished by the creator. He visited a curse on ussss. So man can look at.....what hell was like. Maybe he didn't want to see us blow ourselves up, put a big hole in his sky. Maybe he wanted to show us he was still the boss mon. Maybe he feel we was getting too big for our britches, trying to figure his shit out.

Sorry it's so long but this is my favorite part of the movie.

whatever uma thurman says to that little girl after killing her mother


i dont remember but


it was classic

[b]WHAT IS THE PASSWORD .....THE PASSWORD IS WHAT .....RGHT


CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME IS SEE THAT OF MOVIE

[b] NO NO NO..... I WANT TO SEE SOME ASS WIGGLIN
I WANT TO SEE SOME PERFECTION

Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.

Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible... I hope it lasts.

Willy Wonka: There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!

Willy Wonka: Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if -- and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy -- "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

Mr. Salt: Quite a nice little canoe you got there, Wonka.
Willy Wonka: All I ask is for a tall ship and a star to sail her by. All aboard everybody!
Mr. Salt: Ladies first and that means Veruca.
Grandpa Joe: If she's a lady, I'm a Vernicious Knid.

Mrs. Teevee: Rachmaninoff

gemini13 said:

Christ, did a cow shit in here?

TheRealFiness said:

JediMaster said:

Hail to the king, baby!

While hunting in Africa, one morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
(Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers, 1930)

You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
(Groucho Marx in Horse Feathers, 1932)

Why did I sit with her? because she reminds me of you, that why I'm here with you, because you remind me of you, your eyes, your throat, your lips, everything about you reminds me of you...except you. How do you account for that? (if she figures that one out she's good.)
(Groucho Marx in A Night at the Opera, 1935)

" Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates? "

[b]THIS IS A FROM MY OTHER FAVORITE MOVIE ...THE SCARLET PIMPERNAL

[color=darkred]THEY SEEK HIM HERE
THEY SEEK HIM THERE
THEM FRENCHIES SEEK HIM EVERY WHERE
IS HE IN HEAVEN OR
IS HE IN HELL
THAT DIM DELUSIVE
SCARLET PIMPERNAL[/color]
I GUESS YOU CAN TELL I LIKE ALOT OF OLD BLACK AND WHITE MOVIES

[b]OK THIS IS THE FAMOUS LINE FROM THE OLD BLACK AND WHITE MOVIE DRACULA WITH BELA LOGISI


AWW THE CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT
WHAT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC THEY MAKE

Martha: I swear to GOD George, if you even EXISTED I'd divorce you.
from "Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf?"

So many great lines in that movie/play.

Haystack said:

The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me.
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself.
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself!
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?

gemini13 said:

The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me.
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself.
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself!
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?



Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am?
Prisoner #4: And I don't drink!
Dr. Klahn: Guards! (move prisoners) Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don't care.

JediMaster said:

NEIGHHHHH!!!!

"What heart?"
[This message was edited Fri Apr 23 18:22:12 2004 by daned]

I got 2 favorite lines.

The last line in road house...."polar bear fell on me"

Then in graffiti bridge morris ask prince "how do you want to die"
that sent chills up my spine!!!

"NO...WIRE...HANGERS!!!!!"

or

"Carol Ann! I asked you to keep the children quiet today!!! Now, for God's sake, get them out of the GARDEN! Have tina bring me up my COFFEE!"

both from:

The end of Full Metal Jacket where they sing the theme from The Micky Mouse Club

" I gave her my heart and she gave me... a pen" - say anything

ANY speech from "Meet John Doe"

In Bruce Almighty when Bruce tells God " I just hope she finds someone who always sees her the way I do now" it's pure cheese but It gets me everytime

"Violence, Violence" - Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf?

From High Fidelity

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music? "


"It would be nice to think that since I was 14, times have changed. Relationships have become more sophisticated. Females less cruel. Skins thicker. Instincts more developed. But there seems to be an element of that afternoon in everything that's happened to me since. All my romantic stories are a scrambled version of that first one. "


"The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don't wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules."



"We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five. "

"Shit...Fuck...Shitfuck" Blind Fury

"That's for making me come to Mars. You know how I hate this fucking planet!" Total Recall

"You lost yours in a nice clean hospital. I lost mine on the street, ma, on the street!" Torch Song Trilogy

"I love eating pussy. I eat lots of it. I eat pussy all day" Rockstar
[This message was edited Fri Apr 23 20:16:09 2004 by Janfriend]

This is not from a movie, but it'll do...

:I:'M RICH BIOTCH!!!" -Dave Chapelle's Show

4 some reason, that quote gets me everytime.