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What's better 2 have a Penis or a Vagina What's better 2 have a Penis or a Vagina.
I wish I had a ... [This message was edited Mon Apr 19 6:15:38 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice] | |
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You bastard!  | |
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You really do need 24 hour care, don't you. | |
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I demand you change the title of this thread back to its original wording.  | |
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Hows that  | |
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I'd like a penis for a week. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: Hows that
 Somewhat surreal, but it'll do. Oh help me, i have to watch what i say now unless you change the damn thing again. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I'd like a penis for a week.
You can have mine. | |
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TheFrog said: minneapolisgenius said: I'd like a penis for a week.
You can have mine. 
Really?!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: TheFrog said: You can have mine.
Really?! In a way.  | |
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TheFrog said: minneapolisgenius said:
Really?! In a way.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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With a dick u can pee standing up in a reasonably straight line [This message was edited Mon Apr 19 6:37:40 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice] | |
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minneapolisgenius said: TheFrog said: In a way. Well, i mean i couldn't actually, ya know, remove it.  | |
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doublepostedit  [This message was edited Mon Apr 19 6:39:20 2004 by TheFrog] | |
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For the long and multiple orgasms I'd like to have a vagina
But I just love my penis, so I stick to that ! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Fhunkin said: I just love my penis, so I stick to that !
It's sticky? Uhm. Anything I need to clean? Orally? | |
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I am kinda attached to my penis somehow. | |
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A vagina seems 2 damn complicated. An Vagina's cannot be used as a deadly weapon | |
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gooeythehamster said: Fhunkin said: I just love my penis, so I stick to that !
It's sticky? Uhm. Anything I need to clean? Orally? It's groomed very well thank you !! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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TheFrog said: minneapolisgenius said: Well, i mean i couldn't actually, ya know, remove it. I'm thinking of that song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile right now you know.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: TheFrog said: Well, i mean i couldn't actually, ya know, remove it. I'm thinking of that song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile right now you know. Ah well. I'll just keep my john thomas to myself then.  | |
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Vaginas seem a bit high-maintenance.
...I'm sure they're worth it. I'm just sayin'.  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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I want an electric turbosuck machine.  All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: An Vagina's cannot be used as a deadly weapon
Says who? |
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both. i could wear a long skirt and do myself alllll day long*
* kidding | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: A Vagina's cannot be used as a deadly weapon
Bloody Oath It Can!!! | |
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