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Thread started 04/19/04 12:43pm

JaneyPoos

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Rofl Junk Email...

Ok read this Junk Mail I jus't got sent, not only does this not make sense and give me no idea what it wants me to buy it has picked completely random words (combined with made up ones) to express it...

I've put the funniest bits in bold...



JP's Email:
From : Lourdes Newman
Sent : 19 April 2004 20:29:23
To : "Destructive_urg" (not even my email address! lol)
Subject : locknut shenandoah comprise abed histrionic chamois diaper abusive en kinesic bloc cowpoke carboxylic eigenspace catapult barbour debase sexy attract bern militia cranford mock flake dehumidify coauthor pliant resolve


Here is the ansjwer to what you've been lookzing for..
Get the sizze you deserve.
[A URL is here]

decontrol eumenides eliminate phenomenon bureaucracy shu diego bp exculpate
babylon inquisitive indignant justify audition bryan
eightfold fermat hiroshi
beefy blind bonaparte embeddable adams dowitcher breakdown fool beckon boise
eldest bong .

gentility morphism mcclure sepulchral bit befogging blastula ingratiate dire
samoa embrace bad .
havoc frugal ensemble inflict brimstone cashew roughshod grub bivalve ethel
canticle anxious generosity mother pace fair ebony rightmost expense housebroken
afterlife graduate .

molybdenite iroquois literacy freshen conclave hewn firebreak rap inexhaustible
insult excelling inoperative angular shag bernadine algenib berea attitude
blocky hole cecil dianne indirect bluebook inferno seeable absolute inexplicable
criterion horseflesh .

don accidental iridium murk bedspread nightcap arsenide agee congresswoman
destinate mack referable cachalot safe formal docile cursor rove deny prestige
fungible secretary copperhead kalmia faery fugal .

dug inhomogeneous coy parsimonious anthropology repulsive rockbound certain
nighthawk gordon .


drawl anthem inspiration attempt dichondra pernicious berlin comprehension
autocollimate cole element eyelid fiend dusenbury leone archaism prototypic
naomi hedgehog perchlorate sidewalk hanoi grackle archbishop burrow expressible
injure clergy porridge chancellor collapsible excrescent perseus checkerboard
here curfew dodd ephraim .

billiard hardscrabble hypocritic feeney felicity dishevel parapsychology dobbin
concision ablution avocet histochemic indiscriminate mold breakoff gawky
backstop bust impassive behavioral bruno irresponsible .



If anyone can tell me what the hell that was about please tell me! lol

all those random names are mental I revel in the fact theres a chancellor for porrdige though!

lol
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Reply #1 posted 04/19/04 12:57pm

Lleena

Janey, It wants you to buy a beefy blind made from a single brimstone cashew , perfect for someone who is an afterlife graduate named ethel or naomi hedgehog .
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Reply #2 posted 04/19/04 1:12pm

JaneyPoos

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Oh heres another! Hot off the presses!


JP's

2nd email:



bagatelle eidetic bordello suppose apathy ill handhold craft neoclassic bandy
chore
feldman domingo adenine handicraftsman allusion brave divan ca brackish
brim peale armada chemotherapy controlled riverbank hocus seduce insuperable
asylum .

crowfoot lutetium pounce squall befoul earthmoving charlie briefcase dainty
crabmeat wake
planetesimal diminutive niche (in bold cos at first I thought that said quiche as opposed to niche!) lol allstate hazardous fungible franca bedspread slavery .

handle impressive louse rotc intercom handhold idolatry gimmick pleasant avocado cartel clive expend aviatrix thin blotch confound numeric styx anita credit
molecular salary extract colloquy dragonhead whisper sparse buzzard altar
whether doll resumption toroid apprentice .

bathtub shapiro bock deaden boa rate apostate bezel fiduciary pitt laterite
herpetology xylene cambodia bun ton bela torrent balm doesn't sound safe! :lol:acrimonious churchwoman
sawfish tepee chimney assessor mclaughlin actuate smaller flag dialup .

filial peppermint guerrilla whereas fission reverie kodak barney desolate
conversation rogers straggle thermostat prohibit lifeguard haploid babble and
phyla lake divorce congresswoman dusky involute tradesmen acetone astray cupric
fictive ingot during distribution amount redbird pathway .

apparent southern connotation carboxy inspire slate rancho stretch pilferage
advisory crackle snazzy stopwatch bungalow digit valedictorian hague cabot
compress spell convair wyandotte damage vance gibbous soybean colatitude
attribute several swart pantry immunoelectrophoresis nocturnal advise buckeye
impedance trig finial depend baltimore .

gin bergamot typhoon brave absentee bronchitis aristocratic janos fescue
telethon epigrammatic homeopath tattoo gaul slate candid sacrament wed berry
bittern cal altitude abandon intestine extremis shrivel leadsman eh blather
hermosa breakwater .


lol nuts ok then
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Reply #3 posted 04/19/04 1:13pm

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Lleena said:

Janey, It wants you to buy a beefy blind made from a single brimstone cashew , perfect for someone who is an afterlife graduate named ethel or naomi hedgehog .


lol I think you may have struck it Lleena hug giggle
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Reply #4 posted 04/19/04 2:19pm

2the9s

Much better Janey!

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Reply #5 posted 04/19/04 2:30pm

JaneyPoos

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2the9s said:

Much better Janey!

biggrin


I thank you master!

Still being criminally ignored with these here threads though rolleyes

Then again s'pose thats what you get for disappearing and reappearing so often...

beer ?
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Reply #6 posted 04/19/04 2:34pm

2the9s

JaneyPoos said:

2the9s said:

Much better Janey!

biggrin


I thank you master!

Still being criminally ignored with these here threads though rolleyes

Then again s'pose thats what you get for disappearing and reappearing so often...

beer ?


People just need to digest them! Some people are slow...

It took Lleena a good half hour before she realized she was just reading nonsense words!

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Reply #7 posted 04/19/04 2:51pm

JaneyPoos

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2the9s said:

JaneyPoos said:



I thank you master!

Still being criminally ignored with these here threads though rolleyes

Then again s'pose thats what you get for disappearing and reappearing so often...

beer ?


People just need to digest them! Some people are slow...

It took Lleena a good half hour before she realized she was just reading nonsense words!

biggrin


giggle

I think it may be that most of the people I used to talk to have all left, jus' generally disappeared and been banned... knew you wouldn't be going anywhere though rolleyes

joke wink hug Much respect to ya, you rock!
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Reply #8 posted 04/19/04 2:52pm

2the9s

JaneyPoos said:

2the9s said:



People just need to digest them! Some people are slow...

It took Lleena a good half hour before she realized she was just reading nonsense words!

biggrin


giggle

I think it may be that most of the people I used to talk to have all left, jus' generally disappeared and been banned... knew you wouldn't be going anywhere though rolleyes


They tried but they couldn't get rid of me that easily!

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Who of your friends have left etc?
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Reply #9 posted 04/19/04 2:56pm

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2the9s said:

JaneyPoos said:



giggle

I think it may be that most of the people I used to talk to have all left, jus' generally disappeared and been banned... knew you wouldn't be going anywhere though rolleyes


They tried but they couldn't get rid of me that easily!

biggrin

Who of your friends have left etc?


Sounds terrible but I can't remember most of 'em but as a general where the bloody hell are they etc... Step/YSR, Icenine, ian disappeared to, I liked ian, the delightful MrBliss... well remember those ones and then of course since I've come back I'm finding it awkward to re-integrate but this doesn't pose a problem I have no worries forcing myself on people evillol
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Reply #10 posted 04/19/04 2:58pm

2the9s

JaneyPoos said:

2the9s said:



They tried but they couldn't get rid of me that easily!

biggrin

Who of your friends have left etc?


Sounds terrible but I can't remember most of 'em but as a general where the bloody hell are they etc... Step/YSR, Icenine, ian disappeared to, I liked ian, the delightful MrBliss... well remember those ones and then of course since I've come back I'm finding it awkward to re-integrate but this doesn't pose a problem I have no worries forcing myself on people evillol


lol I'm sure you'll do fine!
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Reply #11 posted 04/19/04 3:02pm

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2the9s said:

JaneyPoos said:



Sounds terrible but I can't remember most of 'em but as a general where the bloody hell are they etc... Step/YSR, Icenine, ian disappeared to, I liked ian, the delightful MrBliss... well remember those ones and then of course since I've come back I'm finding it awkward to re-integrate but this doesn't pose a problem I have no worries forcing myself on people evillol


lol I'm sure you'll do fine!


wink as always Sir 9s as always!

worship What an example to all worship

lol hug
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Reply #12 posted 04/19/04 3:06pm

TheFrog

JaneyPoos said:

Ok read this Junk Mail I jus't got sent, not only does this not make sense and give me no idea what it wants me to buy it has picked completely random words (combined with made up ones) to express it...

I've put the funniest bits in bold...


sexy adams



I find those two words particularly alluring. smile
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Reply #13 posted 04/19/04 3:14pm

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Making a random statement using afew words from the last junk mail I was sent... (words from the thing in bold)

colette loves syrup and sometimes may browse whilst setting her spoon to stun. The curve inaptitude of the afore mentioned item is clumsy like the daffodil guinea. "Monopoly anyone... capitol dyke"

Its ok I know that made little sense too but I thought it sounded funny shrug lol
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Reply #14 posted 04/19/04 5:24pm

Christopher

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i think you've just been sent a virus email. confused
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Reply #15 posted 04/20/04 3:47am

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Christopher said:

i think you've just been sent a virus email. confused


Nah its ok I did a virus check last night after all this and its all ok! thumbs up!
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Reply #16 posted 04/20/04 5:33am

daned

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Perhaps DigitalLisa has branched out into spam mail?





Only kidding, DL, love ya!
"You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain"
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