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Rofl Junk Email... Ok read this Junk Mail I jus't got sent, not only does this not make sense and give me no idea what it wants me to buy it has picked completely random words (combined with made up ones) to express it...
I've put the funniest bits in bold... JP's Email: From : Lourdes Newman
Sent : 19 April 2004 20:29:23 To : "Destructive_urg" (not even my email address! lol) Subject : locknut shenandoah comprise abed histrionic chamois diaper abusive en kinesic bloc cowpoke carboxylic eigenspace catapult barbour debase sexy attract bern militia cranford mock flake dehumidify coauthor pliant resolve Here is the ansjwer to what you've been lookzing for.. Get the sizze you deserve. [A URL is here] decontrol eumenides eliminate phenomenon bureaucracy shu diego bp exculpate babylon inquisitive indignant justify audition bryan eightfold fermat hiroshi beefy blind bonaparte embeddable adams dowitcher breakdown fool beckon boise eldest bong . gentility morphism mcclure sepulchral bit befogging blastula ingratiate dire samoa embrace bad . havoc frugal ensemble inflict brimstone cashew roughshod grub bivalve ethel canticle anxious generosity mother pace fair ebony rightmost expense housebroken afterlife graduate . molybdenite iroquois literacy freshen conclave hewn firebreak rap inexhaustible insult excelling inoperative angular shag bernadine algenib berea attitude blocky hole cecil dianne indirect bluebook inferno seeable absolute inexplicable criterion horseflesh . don accidental iridium murk bedspread nightcap arsenide agee congresswoman destinate mack referable cachalot safe formal docile cursor rove deny prestige fungible secretary copperhead kalmia faery fugal . dug inhomogeneous coy parsimonious anthropology repulsive rockbound certain nighthawk gordon . drawl anthem inspiration attempt dichondra pernicious berlin comprehension autocollimate cole element eyelid fiend dusenbury leone archaism prototypic naomi hedgehog perchlorate sidewalk hanoi grackle archbishop burrow expressible injure clergy porridge chancellor collapsible excrescent perseus checkerboard here curfew dodd ephraim . billiard hardscrabble hypocritic feeney felicity dishevel parapsychology dobbin concision ablution avocet histochemic indiscriminate mold breakoff gawky backstop bust impassive behavioral bruno irresponsible . If anyone can tell me what the hell that was about please tell me! all those random names are mental I revel in the fact theres a chancellor for porrdige though! JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Janey, It wants you to buy a beefy blind made from a single brimstone cashew , perfect for someone who is an afterlife graduate named ethel or naomi hedgehog . | |
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Oh heres another! Hot off the presses!
JP's 2nd email: bagatelle eidetic bordello suppose apathy ill handhold craft neoclassic bandy chore feldman domingo adenine handicraftsman allusion brave divan ca brackish brim peale armada chemotherapy controlled riverbank hocus seduce insuperable asylum . crowfoot lutetium pounce squall befoul earthmoving charlie briefcase dainty crabmeat wake planetesimal diminutive niche (in bold cos at first I thought that said quiche as opposed to niche!) allstate hazardous fungible franca bedspread slavery . handle impressive louse rotc intercom handhold idolatry gimmick pleasant avocado cartel clive expend aviatrix thin blotch confound numeric styx anita credit molecular salary extract colloquy dragonhead whisper sparse buzzard altar whether doll resumption toroid apprentice . bathtub shapiro bock deaden boa rate apostate bezel fiduciary pitt laterite herpetology xylene cambodia bun ton bela torrent balm doesn't sound safe! :lol:acrimonious churchwoman sawfish tepee chimney assessor mclaughlin actuate smaller flag dialup . filial peppermint guerrilla whereas fission reverie kodak barney desolate conversation rogers straggle thermostat prohibit lifeguard haploid babble and phyla lake divorce congresswoman dusky involute tradesmen acetone astray cupric fictive ingot during distribution amount redbird pathway . apparent southern connotation carboxy inspire slate rancho stretch pilferage advisory crackle snazzy stopwatch bungalow digit valedictorian hague cabot compress spell convair wyandotte damage vance gibbous soybean colatitude attribute several swart pantry immunoelectrophoresis nocturnal advise buckeye impedance trig finial depend baltimore . gin bergamot typhoon brave absentee bronchitis aristocratic janos fescue telethon epigrammatic homeopath tattoo gaul slate candid sacrament wed berry bittern cal altitude abandon intestine extremis shrivel leadsman eh blather hermosa breakwater . ok then JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Lleena said: Janey, It wants you to buy a beefy blind made from a single brimstone cashew , perfect for someone who is an afterlife graduate named ethel or naomi hedgehog .
I think you may have struck it Lleena JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Much better Janey!
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2the9s said: Much better Janey!
I thank you master! Still being criminally ignored with these here threads though Then again s'pose thats what you get for disappearing and reappearing so often... ? JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: 2the9s said: Much better Janey!
I thank you master! Still being criminally ignored with these here threads though Then again s'pose thats what you get for disappearing and reappearing so often... ? People just need to digest them! Some people are slow... It took Lleena a good half hour before she realized she was just reading nonsense words! | |
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2the9s said: JaneyPoos said: I thank you master! Still being criminally ignored with these here threads though Then again s'pose thats what you get for disappearing and reappearing so often... ? People just need to digest them! Some people are slow... It took Lleena a good half hour before she realized she was just reading nonsense words! I think it may be that most of the people I used to talk to have all left, jus' generally disappeared and been banned... knew you wouldn't be going anywhere though joke Much respect to ya, you rock! JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: 2the9s said: People just need to digest them! Some people are slow... It took Lleena a good half hour before she realized she was just reading nonsense words! I think it may be that most of the people I used to talk to have all left, jus' generally disappeared and been banned... knew you wouldn't be going anywhere though They tried but they couldn't get rid of me that easily! Who of your friends have left etc? | |
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2the9s said: JaneyPoos said: I think it may be that most of the people I used to talk to have all left, jus' generally disappeared and been banned... knew you wouldn't be going anywhere though They tried but they couldn't get rid of me that easily! Who of your friends have left etc? Sounds terrible but I can't remember most of 'em but as a general where the bloody hell are they etc... Step/YSR, Icenine, ian disappeared to, I liked ian, the delightful MrBliss... well remember those ones and then of course since I've come back I'm finding it awkward to re-integrate but this doesn't pose a problem I have no worries forcing myself on people JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: 2the9s said: They tried but they couldn't get rid of me that easily! Who of your friends have left etc? Sounds terrible but I can't remember most of 'em but as a general where the bloody hell are they etc... Step/YSR, Icenine, ian disappeared to, I liked ian, the delightful MrBliss... well remember those ones and then of course since I've come back I'm finding it awkward to re-integrate but this doesn't pose a problem I have no worries forcing myself on people I'm sure you'll do fine! | |
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2the9s said: JaneyPoos said: Sounds terrible but I can't remember most of 'em but as a general where the bloody hell are they etc... Step/YSR, Icenine, ian disappeared to, I liked ian, the delightful MrBliss... well remember those ones and then of course since I've come back I'm finding it awkward to re-integrate but this doesn't pose a problem I have no worries forcing myself on people I'm sure you'll do fine! as always Sir 9s as always! What an example to all JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: Ok read this Junk Mail I jus't got sent, not only does this not make sense and give me no idea what it wants me to buy it has picked completely random words (combined with made up ones) to express it...
I've put the funniest bits in bold... sexy adams I find those two words particularly alluring. | |
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Making a random statement using afew words from the last junk mail I was sent... (words from the thing in bold)
colette loves syrup and sometimes may browse whilst setting her spoon to stun. The curve inaptitude of the afore mentioned item is clumsy like the daffodil guinea. "Monopoly anyone... capitol dyke" Its ok I know that made little sense too but I thought it sounded funny JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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i think you've just been sent a virus email. | |
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Christopher said: i think you've just been sent a virus email.
Nah its ok I did a virus check last night after all this and its all ok! JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Perhaps DigitalLisa has branched out into spam mail?
Only kidding, DL, love ya! "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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