http://www.subservientchicken.com/



You gotta tell us what you told the chicken to do. I made it throw a tantrum and dance like Michael Jackson, and it did both brilliantly.

I feel bad navigating away from the chicken page, it's so loyal.

Hell, there goes my evening.

2the9s said:

always playing with your chicken. you're gonna go blind.

i told it to jack off, and it did. but a censor block came up over him

i made him play air guitar and pretend he was prince. he did a pretty good job.

it won't suck my dick

It threw a highly entertaining tantrum, I really can't recommend it enough.

i told him to start screaming about this and that and to leave the org and he threw a tantrum and ran out of the room

Anxiety said:

This really makes up for your "Boss Around a Roast Chicken " thread of a few weeks back.

Holy shit man!!!

I made it breakdance!!

Piss on it's couch!!!

Do the moonwalk

I told it it's mom looks like a pig and it came into the camera!!!!

i told it to poop on the floor, and it got down and started doing leg lifts

Oh yeah and it did the splits

I told him to show me how he got the chicken lady pregnant

It laid an egg and mastubated!!!

I told it to fight crime (ran around the room punching at imaginary bad guys) and to lay an egg(it tried, strained and failed)

I told it to have a conniption fit and it just shrugged.

it can't seem to find a horse

LOL!! He just flew around the room and took a piss! Brilliant

I just had him make out with a pillow

I think perhaps this is the most idiotic thread I've ever started on the Org.

Okay, so moment of clarity here: We're going to a webcam site where we tell someone in a chicken suit what to do, then we come back here and report what it did.

God, I love the Internet.

I just told it to start up an independent inquiry, a star chamber if you will, into the events of 9-11.

This should be great!

it shook it's ass

I told it to spin around like a ballerina

he's not listening to me anymore.

it karate kicks too.

I told it to die

Sweeny79 said:

I told it to do the chicken dance