Well she's not really my girlfriend, we just meet up from time 2 time and fuck eachother's common sense out.

Years ago we went out and she dumped me in front of her friends
Now I've had enough but I know she still digs me.
How do I dump this girl in such an embarassing way that I get my revenge 4 being humiliated by her b4.

I was thinking about inviting her 2 a restaurant then after making her wait an hour 4 me 2 turn up I'll get the waiter 2 give her a note saying "sorry Im late, Im actually not coming. U R dumped"

I thought I'd ask U guys cos y'all are either very evil or very sick

Is this 'girlfriend' a character in a video game?

No Lara dumped me last year

Nah seriously, this girl really hurt me and i really have 2 get her back if I am 2 have any kind of reasonable adult life

Dump her out of your moving car... (now that is my sick humor)

I am kidding...

revenge is not a suitable/logical payback... the answers are within yourself, not with this girl.

Freespirit said:

Yeah thanks but if U knew the way i used 2 like this girl then 4 her 2 turn around and...

Revenge is a dish best served cold maybe I'll drive her 2 a real cold deserted road infamous 4 hitch-hiker homicides and leave her there ahem

Hmm, let's see...

1) Take her to a restaurant and then, half way through the meal, stand on the table and piss on her in full view of all the other diners. She'll die of embarrassment and know where she stands.

2) Offer to take her on a day out somewhere nice and then, during the journey there whilst on the motorway, pull into the hard shoulder, push her out of the car and drive off at full speed sans girlfriend.

3) Give us her email address and we'll all email her and tell her the sensational news.

4) Put some drug in her drink to make her sleep, and then take her to a tattoo parlour and ask the nice man to tattoo 'Jason dumped me' on her forehead.

5) Take her to the cinema and half way through the movie, go up to the projection window and make shadow letters with your hands spelling out your intentions to dump her.

6) Find out which radio show she listens to and get the DJ to announce her new-found singledom to all the listeners - make sure her full name and address is read out, too.

7) Hold a party in her honour and invite everybody that she knows. When everything's going great, stop the party, grab a microphone and then, in front of everybody, tell your girlfriend that you've got a small question to ask her. Get down on your knees and get a small box out. Just when all the partygoers start to get all emotional, ask her if she'd mind fucking off and leaving you alone forever!

Then, you stand up and walk out, taking your small box with you.


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Introduce her to me. Then you won't need to dump her.

I like that radio announcement shit

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

If people are cold hearted... I strongly believe they wallow in their own sense of misery... let them soak in it.

~Nonetheless, I wish you well.

My favourite method is basically to fuck her sister/mother/friend in front of her

Last time I tried this she joined in though.

Two words: skywriting.

Okay that's one word...

Show her everything you've posted on the org... she'll run away screaming.

Just tell her it's over. As respectfully and sincerely as you can without a shred of malice.

If you bow out classily, you'll have done the right thing and you won't look petty to her or anyone else.

Because you reap what you sow.

What if I buy some Alphabet pasta and make the words YOU ARE DUMPED on her plated the serve it 2 her with a slice of bread

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

She cut off his nose?

edited down to the quick
[This message was edited Sun Apr 18 12:58:29 2004 by JaneyPoos]

TheFrog said:

Is it me or does a pair of gentleman's 'sperm tanks' strike a startling resemblance to Desperate Dan's chin?...

JDINTERACTIVE said:

thats too funny JD (thanks for letting me whinge to u earlier btw!)

JDINTERACTIVE said:

JaneyPoos said:

Glad that cheered U up sweety. The pleasure is all mine. Take comfort in the fact that you no longer have to put up with feeling blue.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

I love irony

PrimordialOoze said:

you're straight?

Milty said:

WTF

the logical thing... dont call... email...nothin... shit... why go out on a limb..if u had any sense, bow out and back out gracefully.revenge dont solve anything cus Karma's a motha and u will get kicked in tha ass for it.

the best way to get a message across is to not say anything and cut all contact off.

Keep in mind that you reap what you sow..

Sag & theRealFiness, we're on the same page! Heaven forbid he winds up MISSING her a few months down the road. Stranger things have happened.