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A poem for the girls :D  
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my! own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a! GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! | |
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that was cute. | |
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SHANNA said:  | |
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Shanna, I saw a lady with a pink purse and thought of you.  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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| very good | |
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sag10 said:
Shanna, I saw a lady with a pink purse and thought of you. Sag! 
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My mom sent me that a while ago. |
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applekisses said:
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my! own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a! GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! Not gettin any, huh?  | |
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Number23 said: Not gettin any, huh?
Take a bath- you stink again. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Number23 said: Not gettin any, huh?
You have a small penis. Love it or shove it! | |
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MsSmartypants said: Number23 said: Not gettin any, huh?
You have a small penis. | |
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Number23 said: MsSmartypants said: You have a small penis. Janet Reno possesses the documents to prove it. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Number23 said: Janet Reno possesses the documents to prove it. Love it or shove it! | |
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MsSmartypants said: INSATIABLE said: Janet Reno possesses the documents to prove it.  | |
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Number23 said: applekisses said:
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my! own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a! GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?! Not gettin any, huh? Well, now, if we'd been chatting on a regular basis, you'd know the answer to that, and many more, questions...  | |
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Apples, that was a beautiful poem indeed 
I especially loved the intro, I shave my legs..  and there it is | |
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So nice Apples..... | |
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CokeJohnson said: Apples, that was a beautiful poem indeed
I especially loved the intro, I shave my legs.. 
I'm glad it touched your heart. | |
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Nice one apples You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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 love this one, great hun | |
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