1.) If you reverse the letters in my screename, it spells "mot".

2.) There's more Captain Morgans in my body right now than blood or water.

3.) I'm constantly breathing.

4.) Throughout my whole life, gravity has successfully prevented me from floating away.

5.) My real name is Tom too.

1. I'm part Japanese ()
2. I like piercings and body mod. ( )
3. I have a boyfriend. ( )
4. I currently live in London. ( )
5. I am ethnicity sensitive. ( )

Damn, there go all 10,000 of my posts summed up in 5 short sentences...

1. I have access to a computer and the Internet.
2. I'm a homo... sapien.
3. Sometimes I feel tangerine. Sometimes I feel blue.
4. Even though I'm gay, I once spent an entire nine months inside a woman.






















5. Until now, I'd only given four unsurprising things.

1. I look nothing like my avatar.
2. Although Aerogram spelled backward is Margo Rea, I'm male.
3. I can type.
4. I can typo.
5. I am flattered when someone parodies my threads.

Lammastide said:

Well here's the 5th !!


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[This message was edited Mon Apr 19 2:17:59 2004 by Fhunkin]

1. I am gay.
2. I like to flirt.
3. I am subject to gravity.
4. I am prone to addictions.
5. I like Prince's music.

gooeythehamster said:

That's a surpprise to me though !

Ok here are mine:

1) I make mistakes in my spelling
2) I'm single (hint) & gay
3) is my midle name, though it should be my first
4) I party & work too much
5) I'm often too kind
[This message was edited Tue Apr 20 8:40:08 2004 by Fhunkin]

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

lawdy lawdy lawd.....lol

my name is Rhonda

I always have a pic of me as a avatar...normally a body part

I've chatted with some of you since Hammer had is chatroom

I'm black

I'm female

1. Everyone calls me Ned.
2. I like a drink.
3. I was once at this nightclub in London and I met this girl and it turned out she worked in a shop somewhere and she'd served people.
4. I like to fuck.
5. I own lots of books.

Lammastide said:

1. My name is Mary

2. I'm a girl (just in case someone wouldn't have noticed).

3. I can speak french (really?)

4. I'm a sex freak.

5. 'nuff said?

1. I am a therapist.
2. I don't own a penis.
3. I am in love with Elijah Wood.
4. I have written 3 points already.
5. And this is number 5, because I can't think of anything else

Lammastide said:

JaneyPoos said:

My point 6. I had not read this before posting 1 - 5.

I'm a prostitute.

INSATIABLE said:

Cloudbuster said:

1. I really am a doctor. Really.

2. Except for the occasional orifice, I'm covered in skin.

3. My nipples are equal distances apart.

4. My postman is called Stephen McFadyen. He's a rubbish.

5. I'm not big and I'm not clever.

I can't believe anyone will be interested in this, but the narcissist in me cannot resist.

1) I'm an accountant.
2) I'm seriously considering quitting my job and returning to school to study economics.
3) I haven't vacuumed the carpet in my apartment in three months.
4) I'm obsessed with Takashi Miike's films.
5) I'm constantly getting caught staring at attractive women at work.

I've probably missed the point of this thread - I don't know if any of these are unsurprising. Oh well, sue me...
[This message was edited Sat Apr 24 20:43:59 2004 by flipwilson]
[This message was edited Sat Apr 24 20:44:21 2004 by flipwilson]

I guess I can spew out 5 more:

1) I think Prince is great.

2) I also love Talking Heads and The Clash and The Smiths.

3) I live for music.

4) I wanna get one of these org ladies in bed one day.

5) I'm one of the few orgers that loved "Graffitti Bridge".

doctormcmeekle said:

1. I really am a doctor. Really.



2. Except for the occasional orifice, I'm covered in skin.



3. My nipples are equal distances apart.



4. My postman is called Stephen McFadyen. He's a rubbish.



5. I'm not big and I'm not clever.

INSATIABLE said:

So. . .uh. . .how much?