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PrintableMatt: "I turned around to go back to the dollar store because I realized I forgot to pick up another bottle of Suave, and wouldn't you know, my new Geo Metro convertible broke down and I had to walk to a pay phone to have one of my new friends that I met at the PETA demo the other day come and pick me up. Unfortunately, I was wearing a new pair of Birkenstocks, and you know those are a bitch to break in, so now I have blisters! If only my Slave were here to take care of my poor, tired feet for me. . ."
And he'd never say that 'cause Geos are very, very reliable.  | |
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crazyhorse said: 1.MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld;"My boss went out today and bought the office new computers"
2.Mr.Bungle;"Chicago sucks,I'll never go there" 3.Anotherlover4u;"Maybe some of these guys are right" 4.Cokejohnson;"I need everyone to sign my petition allowing women to become members of Tha Playa's Club" 5.Panthagirl;"Will you guys please stop leaving me nasty messages on my website!Thank You" 
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crazyhorse said: 1.MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld;"My boss went out today and bought the office new computers"
 It was my computer at home
2.Mr.Bungle;"Chicago sucks,I'll never go there"
Its betta the oceanside | |
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ThreadBare said: Aha! My omission from yet another list just confirms my suspicions that you people don't read my posts!
 I bet that Ben has me set to "invisible" again...
I thought there was only room for ONE "invisible" on this site? That would be me:  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: ThreadBare said: Aha! My omission from yet another list just confirms my suspicions that you people don't read my posts!
I bet that Ben has me set to "invisible" again...
I thought there was only room for ONE "invisible" on this site? That would be me: Don't make me start responding to your posts again!  | |
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TheFrog said: minneapolisgenius said:
I thought there was only room for ONE "invisible" on this site? That would be me: Don't make me start responding to your posts again! Yes, you might just have to. 
ALthough you are one that I should be angry with for being a new one and getting all the attention. Everything's about "TheFrog" now!! "TheFrog this, and TheFrog that....." "Did you hear about TheFrog?"  brown-noser..... 
I'm not bitter though..... 
Wait. Yes I am.
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minneapolisgenius said: TheFrog said: Don't make me start responding to your posts again! Yes, you might just have to.
ALthough you are one that I should be angry with for being a new one and getting all the attention. Everything's about "TheFrog" now!! "TheFrog this, and TheFrog that....." "Did you hear about TheFrog?" brown-noser.....
I'm not bitter though.....
Wait. Yes I am.
Don't hold back, for fuck's sake. Anything else you want to get off your chest?  | |
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TheFrog said: minneapolisgenius said: Yes, you might just have to.
ALthough you are one that I should be angry with for being a new one and getting all the attention. Everything's about "TheFrog" now!! "TheFrog this, and TheFrog that....." "Did you hear about TheFrog?" brown-noser.....
I'm not bitter though.....
Wait. Yes I am.
Don't hold back, for fuck's sake. Anything else you want to get off your chest? Um.....let me see, yeah! I have a collarbone that's popped out of place, and it's disrupting my life at the moment and I'm pissed about it dammit!!!
Oh, but that's not your fault..... or IS it? 
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minneapolisgenius said: TheFrog said:
Don't hold back, for fuck's sake. Anything else you want to get off your chest? Um.....let me see, yeah! I have a collarbone that's popped out of place, and it's disrupting my life at the moment and I'm pissed about it dammit!!!
Oh, but that's not your fault..... or IS it?
Almost everything is apparently my fault. But i hope you're feeling better soon. Have you tried removing the collar bone totally? That quite often works. | |
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TheFrog said: minneapolisgenius said: Um.....let me see, yeah! I have a collarbone that's popped out of place, and it's disrupting my life at the moment and I'm pissed about it dammit!!!
Oh, but that's not your fault..... or IS it?
Almost everything is apparently my fault. But i hope you're feeling better soon. Have you tried removing the collar bone totally? That quite often works. 
Well, I might as WELL remove it completely because it's moving around anyway, and it's completely useless right now. Aesthetically though, I don't think that would look so great.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: TheFrog said: Almost everything is apparently my fault. But i hope you're feeling better soon. Have you tried removing the collar bone totally? That quite often works.
Well, I might as WELL remove it completely because it's moving around anyway, and it's completely useless right now. Aesthetically though, I don't think that would look so great. You could probably forge a really lovely spoon out of it.  I'll give you $50 cash, final offer. | |
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JaneyPoos said: FunnyWayofStoppingTheJuice
You should wait until marriage before you have sex | |
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TheFrog said: minneapolisgenius said:
Well, I might as WELL remove it completely because it's moving around anyway, and it's completely useless right now. Aesthetically though, I don't think that would look so great. You could probably forge a really lovely spoon out of it. I'll give you $50 cash, final offer. My collarbone is worth so much more. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Gooey: I'm not in the mood for sex today & Fuck Lego. WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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PanthaGirl said: crazyhorse said: 1.MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld;"My boss went out today and bought the office new computers"
2.Mr.Bungle;"Chicago sucks,I'll never go there" 3.Anotherlover4u;"Maybe some of these guys are right" 4.Cokejohnson;"I need everyone to sign my petition allowing women to become members of Tha Playa's Club" 5.Panthagirl;"Will you guys please stop leaving me nasty messages on my website!Thank You"
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