Do you think it would be improper for me to strip naked and sit here playing with myself while I do my work? The only thing is this is a new office and brand new cubicles and I don't wanna accidentally get cum stains on them already. Oh the anguish!! What should I do?

Somehow I knew, once I saw the word, "alone" in the thread title, and the words "LittlePill" as the author, that there would be

I say you go for it and use a colleague's mug for the proceeds. Give it a quick rinse after - nothing more required.

Love ya froggy baby!!

LittlePill said:

Look at your email first