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America Vs. Europe! Who is better?? 
My East Vs. West thread a while back was so successful that I figured I'd broaden my horizons! Sure West coast people suck ass, with their little get togethers and their stripping threads and their nipples, but they are hands down better than Europeans! (Especially when they are mixed with us East Coasters) Oh and for the record, backwater places like Australia and Canada count as "Europe" in my mind. (I know Canada is attached to the US, but dayum! You can have them!) Anyway, let's run it down... In America we have American cheese! In Europe you have "brie" cheese  (is that even a complete word? "Brie"? It looks funny (and tastes funnier (and I don't mean "funny ha ha")))
In America, we have American Idol! In Europe you have Tatort.
In America, we have color-coded terror warnings! In Europe, you have Osama Bin Laden trying to cut a deal with you! What's the matter? Too scared to live in fear like us?? Wimps!
In America we have Amtrak! In Europe you have EuroRail!... alright that one's pretty even... In America, we have Zelaira! In Europe you have Lleena...
In America, we have French fries! In Europe you have American fries (that one seems wrong...I'll have to check on that when I get back...) Anyway, post here why you think America is better than Europe! | |
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I miss the US but I hate their fucking boozing laws... why the fuck do I have to be 21 to drink legally in the so-called land of the free?? Do you realize I have been drinking myself to death, quite legally, for the past seven months and in June I have to go back to California only to drink illegally inside of my house like a loser?? (My 21st birthday isn't until September!!)
Here I can walk down the street with an open bottle, off my face, and be fine... in the US, I would be arrested within five seconds, even if I were 21...  !!
p.s. the only reason I responded to this thread is because I felt sorry for 2the9s... his threads always bomb I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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2the9s said:[quote]Who is better??
In America, we have American Idol! Which was sold the the States by a UK TV company. The original was Pop Idol.... | |
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I wish we poor europeans had a Zelaira too 
and you are just asking for trouble!  | |
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2 more responses! I got this shit moving. 9s, you so owe me. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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2the9s said: Who is better??
 9szee! You kicking off trouble again geez'!!!
Right, I gotta go out right now, and you best have pulled down this kak by the time I'm back, you funny looking OBESE CULTURED french frie munching big fat spoilt underwear sniffing East coast biscuit!,.... or else    bad tings gonna catch you in the face,
you hear me star!! .. errr I mean 
p.s. I take the East coast bit back coz N.Y.'s cool 
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In America, we have the world's largest wooden nickel!!!
So there!  | |
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America has 2the9s,  Europe has Lleena...  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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Even Nebraska? You think Nebraska is better than say, hanging out on a beach in Nice? You crazy! |
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adoreme said:[quote] 2the9s said: Who is better??
In America, we have American Idol! Which was sold the the States by a UK TV company. The original was Pop Idol.... Right on sista'! U.K. All over your face baby!!
Shit, I'm starting to sound like Tim Westwood  , you yanks can have him.
Adoreme...  Lets fight our corner girl! 
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senik said:[quote] adoreme said: 2the9s said: Who is better??
In America, we have American Idol! Which was sold the the States by a UK TV company. The original was Pop Idol.... Right on sista'! U.K. All over your face baby!!
Shit, I'm starting to sound like Tim Westwood , you yanks can have him.
Adoreme... Lets fight our corner girl!
Yup yup! Our security alerts are coloured. We have been living in fear for centuries, IRA threats, various world wars right on our doorsteps.... we INVENTED living in fear so suck on that. AND we have decent chocolate. AND we didn't vote for Bush..... (hides Tony Blair under a large Union Jack) | |
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CarrieMpls said: Even Nebraska? You think Nebraska is better than say, hanging out on a beach in Nice? You crazy!
hey....nebraska has henry doorly zoo! | |
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The UK spells words better.  I need my silent "u"s, thanks very much. It makes words more colourful. I also like my Cs instead of Ss and I will put up a strong defence if anyone wants me to.
Plus we find the toilet funny, and use words like "poo" and "plop" in regular conversation. Even the Queen used the word "poo" in her Christmas message last year. | |
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How about this one suckaz...we fuckin' invented you..more fool us!!! | |
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mdiver said: How about this one suckaz...we fuckin' invented you..more fool us!!!
The US rebelled against you guys and broke free! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: I miss the US but I hate their fucking boozing laws... why the fuck do I have to be 21 to drink legally in the so-called land of the free?? Do you realize I have been drinking myself to death, quite legally, for the past seven months and in June I have to go back to California only to drink illegally inside of my house like a loser?? (My 21st birthday isn't until September!!)
Here I can walk down the street with an open bottle, off my face, and be fine... in the US, I would be arrested within five seconds, even if I were 21... !!
p.s. the only reason I responded to this thread is because I felt sorry for 2the9s... his threads always bomb BUT YOU ONLY HAVE TO BE 18 TO PIERCE NOSE! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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The  saved Europe from hitler in the 1940's. There would not be a Europe. Ya know. It would be no more. | |
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Don't forget: 
In France, we have jn2...  Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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I'd like to give my vote to China. Them fuckers sure know how to breed. Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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adoreme said: AND we didn't vote for Bush..... (hides Tony Blair under a large Union Jack)
we didn't vote for Bush either! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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Oh, one more thing: we had Natsume, but we were smart enough to ship her over to you!
Now she's your headache!
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2the9s said:
In America we have American cheese! In Europe you have "brie" cheese (is that even a complete word? "Brie"? It looks funny (and tastes funnier (and I don't mean "funny ha ha")))
Here in Europe we have Wensleydale, Cheddar (about 17 different varieties), Stilton, Cheshire, Lancashire, Danish Blue, Monkey's Cock, Goat's Cheese, soft cheeses, hard cheeses, mature cheeses, cheeses fucking cheeses coming out of our fucking ears. You have that floppy shit they stick on cheeseburgers. In America, we have American Idol! In Europe you have Tatort.
What the fuck is Tatort? Can I cure it with antibiotics? American Idol is actualy British! It was invented by Simon Badtrousers and his boyfriend. Plus in the UK, we gave the last Pop Idol trophy to a BIG FAT GIRL! Not fat by American standards, admitedly, but still pretty big In America, we have color-coded terror warnings! In Europe, you have Osama Bin Laden trying to cut a deal with you! What's the matter? Too scared to live in fear like us?? Wimps!
We're all going to gang up on you and make you cry In America we have Amtrak! In Europe you have EuroRail!... alright that one's pretty even... Well, UK trains suck ass In America, we have Zelaira! In Europe you have Lleena...
We have Lleena!?!?! I always thought she was one of you guys? 
In America, we have French fries! In Europe you have American fries (that one seems wrong...I'll have to check on that when I get back...) No, McDonalds and Burger King have your stupid 'french' fries. Here in the UK we have 'chips' which are bigger, made with real potatoes and not dyed to look golden. Much nicer Hope this helps improve diplomatic relations between our 2 countries. "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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This topic is sad, and askin 4 trouble. How can one b "beter" than the other. Europe has sum better things that america, n vica versa, but i dont think newhere is better. (altho, american theme parks r better ) | |
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adoreme said:[quote] 2the9s said: Who is better??
In America, we have American Idol! Which was sold the the States by a UK TV company. The original was Pop Idol.... We also have American Pimp.  To Sir, with Love | |
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JCL04 said: This topic is sad, and askin 4 trouble. How can one b "beter" than the other. Europe has sum better things that america, n vica versa, but i dont think newhere is better. (altho, american theme parks r better
)Don't worry, it's all just toungue in cheek! "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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Oh dear
next? | |
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JCL04 said: This topic is sad, and askin 4 trouble. How can one b "beter" than the other. Europe has sum better things that america, n vica versa, but i dont think newhere is better. (altho, american theme parks r better
)That is the voice of sound reasoning. | |
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Lleena said: Oh dear
next? Hi Lleena. This thread is for you. | |
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2the9s said: Lleena said: Oh dear
next? Hi Lleena. This thread is for you. Then you have made a grave error, I would change the title to : " America vs Europe: We Americans might as well forget it." | |
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Lleena said: 2the9s said: Hi Lleena. This thread is for you. Then you have made a grave error, I would change the title to : " America vs Europe: We Americans might as well forget it." Not gonna do it. No sir. | |
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