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Any 'Lefties' In The House?? I, Odyssey Miles, am proud to be left-handed.
Let's all stand up together as fellow orgers and unite as brothers and sisters under the LEFT!!! 
To all my fellow lefties, stand up and be counted!!  | |
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Lefthanded people are a shifty bunch.
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2the9s said: Lefthanded people are a shifty bunch.
They also don't live as long as righties.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: 2the9s said: Lefthanded people are a shifty bunch.
They also don't live as long as righties. And they're more prone to erectile dysfunction. | |
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2the9s said: INSATIABLE said: They also don't live as long as righties. And they're more prone to erectile dysfunction. They also have more warts on average. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: 2the9s said: And they're more prone to erectile dysfunction. They also have more warts on average. With wiry black hairs coming out of them. | |
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Yep, I'm a lefty
And I've got a stiffy right now!!! Woo hoo! “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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You guys are just jealous cuz left handed people are sexier, smarter, more interesting and smell better. | |
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Anxiety said: You guys are just jealous cuz left handed people are sexier, smarter, more interesting and smell better.
I forgot to mention they are delusional too. | |
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2the9s said: Anxiety said: You guys are just jealous cuz left handed people are sexier, smarter, more interesting and smell better.
I forgot to mention they are delusional too. lefties have rabies. watch out or they'll bite you. | |
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They're also born with STDs and club feet. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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and three eyes. | |
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They're also pyromaniacs near as I can tell.
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 it's a shame that lefties are allowed to roam the streets. | |
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Another tidbit I am sure of from personal experience: They eat gum stuck under tables and steal used Kleenex from public wastebaskets. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Another tidbit I am sure of from personal experience: They eat gum stuck under tables and steal used Kleenex from public wastebaskets.
now that's just nasty. | |
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My ex-friend (I dropped her ass just as soon as I found out about her leftedness) ate canned dog food while watching soap operas! And she'd lick the windowsill instead of dusting it!
 Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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IM HERE, IM LEFT, IM PROUD!!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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I'm a lefty, and all of the above..  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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INSATIABLE said: Another tidbit I am sure of from personal experience: They eat gum stuck under tables and steal used Kleenex from public wastebaskets.
This is an ancient lefty secret!!! How did they find out! | |
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Bunch of scavengers.
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2the9s said: Bunch of scavengers.
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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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is this about being a liberal? | |
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<--- southpaw, unless I'm writing.
Or playing guitar. Wait ... Maybe I'm just confused.  | |
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I am left footed. | |
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Lleena said: I am left footed.
me, too. my left foot is ever so slightly bigger than my right. left footed people rock. left handed people...well, see the comments above. | |
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JasmineFire said: Lleena said: I am left footed.
me, too. my left foot is ever so slightly bigger than my right. left footed people rock. left handed people...well, see the comments above. Did you know left footed people have larger brains too!  | |
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I am ambidextrous.... The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"...  | |
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Lleena said: JasmineFire said: me, too. my left foot is ever so slightly bigger than my right. left footed people rock. left handed people...well, see the comments above. Did you know left footed people have larger brains too! And bigger asses? | |
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