:HowardDeanScream:!!!!!

The countdown to Stardom continues for some lucky boy or girl! Tune in folks. America needs you! U! S! A! U! S! A!

Last week, we mercifully saw Camille get cut. If there was any justice she would get blackballed from any future competition as well. But alas, I fear we will see her again next year. I hope she passes that stick by then.

This week it's down to 2 people that I want to see get the axe and I know that this is a point where CarrieMPLS and I diverge...for I don't see the appeal of either of the Johns. They have been stumbling through this competition like it's some kind of frat stunt. I mean, you know they're just getting hazed for the fuck of it and won't be allowed in. It's sad in a way and I almost feel guilty for enjoying their public pain.

But schadenfreude aside, one of them has got to go! And for me it's red headed John; John the crooner; the Velvet Sludge. If Sammy has a glass eye then this guy must have a glass brain if he thinks that anything but luck and/or crossed wires at the AT&T switchboard have gotten him this far. (Or did people think that they were voting him out when they called in? Because after hearing him my first reaction is to call someone! Like the police! )

But, if there must be surprises, let them be major.

America, I tell you this: there were no weapons of mass destruction; the Iraqis will never "welcome" us as liberators; Condi's a liar; Bush is a weak leader; Bill O'Reilly isn't smart enough to post in the P&R forum (and that's saying a lot!); and Jasmine SUCKS! When the history of the 21st century is writ these things will be known! Let's know them now! Do the right thing America! Cast out Jasmine! I'm sure she will be able to get a gig with Up With People, so don't be afeared to vote her out!

Now I understand that there may be a presidential press conference tonight? Can anyone confirm this? That's fine with me. I doubt they'll cancel AI, and the prospect of seeing yet one more incompetent stumble his way through a big-boy show will really not be much of a non sequitur...if only Simon was in the press pool...

American Idol will air Wednesday and Thursday because of the President's speech.

For once i agree with everything you said.

All the men except for George (is that his name, you know, the bouncy black guy) are crap.

Get rid of that red headed loser goose John!

lovemachine said:

Oh - I was hoping this would be about George Huff. We get the show in the U.K. three days after you do.

I like his little dance, when he bounces up and down.

lovemachine said:

Arghhhhh!

Well, I will have to review George W.'s speech the same way I do the Idols...

AzureStarr said:

co-

omg, like dubya killed teh idol!

2the9s said:

Oh, goodie!

Actually im rather shocked U bother 2 watch and review that trash 2the9's.
I thought U were a man of dignity.

[This message was edited Tue Apr 13 16:33:48 2004 by SexLovely]

we get it here in Australia a couple of days after you guys do....

I'm hoping either George (I looooove his crooning voice) or LaToya win - I'd buy an album of songs from either of them!!!!

SexLovely said:

Where did you get that impression?

bkw said:

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Yeah, I agree, I don't like John at all, he couldn't sing his way out of a box.

bkw said:

Umm, I paid wkb $5 to tell me everything he knew bout him and thas all he told me.

psychodelicide said:

Well no1 could if U locked the damn thing.

lovemachine said:

Please vote Bush out of office. Thank you.

Excellent opinion piece. Let's save a lot of time and eliminate all the non-black contestants. What's the name of that girl who sings every song while darting her eyes? Well, I love her. Latoya London looks a little bit too much like she feels totally deserving of winning the competiion. George Huff is a riot to watch and joy to hear. Looks a little gay, which only endears him to me.

Say it Georgy...say it..."I apologize."

re: Opening remarks.

Randy: Yo yo Aiight George. What up? What up dawg? You feelin' aiight? Did you have fun up there? Yeah. You looked like you were having fun. I don't know it was aiight for me. Not your best performance. You looked a little shaky. You nervous? Yeah? It shows dude, it shows. You were a little pitchy. You don't make decisions by polls? But then you said that what the Iraqi people want is what you want? It's like, who's side you on, dawg? I don't know. I wasn't feeling it.

Paula Oh George george george...you've got such a smirk on your face...it just lights up the Hague. Really. You're a burst of radiation George...but I'm uh...kind of with Randy here. You didn't really make me feel you, you know? I've seen you do better. This was game night and you just didn't come to play. And those moves. Yikes. Sorry...

Simon George. That. Was. Terrible. I mean really, George. I'm sitting here watching this train wreck thinking. "My God, someone throw me under the tracks because I don't want to live anymore. I can't stand this!" It was painful!I think this was it for you. I do. If America doesn't vote you off now, then they're stupider than I have always suspected. Terrible. Thank you.

2the9s said:

is it bad of me to be talking to my mom instead of watching?

JasmineFire said:

Yes! You should be posting!

Okay, I'm only half listening. Did he just say that they found 50 pounds of mustard gas in a turkey farm in Iraq?



That's funny shit!





state of the edit
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2the9s said:

i am posting! shhhhh...don't tell mom!

William Hung already won. She Bangs She bANGS nOW YA KNOW THEY NEED TO MAKE an emoticon.

That show hasn't been canceled yet???

Someone kill it. Kill it dead.

Supernova said:

kill it like a roach runnin across the kitchen floor!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Don't encourage her!

Y'all got Musicology Roaches.

Final assessment

George? Two words.



YOU'RE FIRED!



Oops, wrong show.

2the9s said:

Kill it like fumigating rats in a Brownstone! And take those demeaning "reality" shows with it!!