4 me it has 2 be when the girl insists on staring at me when she's giving a blowjob
I FUCKING HATE THAT!!! I mean Im like... then I look down at her and she's like ....so I get all nervous like and then it's like

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE STARING AT ME 4???!!!
Is she trying 2 make a spiritual connection, is she trying to count the number of hairs on my fucking head, WTF!!, is she trying 2 just fuckin' piss me off (cos it's working) what the fuck do you want, what the fuck are U staring 4 ? Do U want applause, do U want me 2 stretch my friggin' head down there and give U a hand in sucking the bloody thing, STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME, just stop, just stop, Ur making me loose concentration about your big Sister or Halle Berry or the Laker girls, STOP THE FUCKING STARING ALREADY!!!!!



Ahem

I also hate it when girls can't shut the fuck up during a shag session. So sometimes I put it in their mouth 2 shut them up ...


Then they start staring again

Poor you.

I also hate it if she has:

2 much perfume
Not enough deodorant
A boil on her ass
A way of refusing everything I bloody suggest
She doesn't know the name of my Band

minneapolisgenius said:

Yeah, I'm Cursed

I thought guys like it when you look at them... Oh well... but your rant was pretty damn funny....


Nothing annoys me during sex. If it did, I dont think i would want it as much as I do!

And another thing

I hate, I FUCKING HATE IT when they want 2 keep stopping 2 use the toilet....

What the FUCK!!!
Why in the name of all that is good and reasonable didn't she go b4 I put my fucking dick inside her huh, what the hell is wrong with waiting until it's over, I mean how much did U friggin have 2 drink, what the fuck have U been drinking 4 that matter, Then Ur gone 2 damn long, what U doing in there.....a shit????
OH HELL NO!!!!! U wanna do a bloody crap then climb back in this bed and expect 4 me 2 still feel horny??? OH HELL NO!!! What if U get my apartment all stinky, close the damn bathroom door would ya!!! What if U get skid marks all over my sheets??!!

I HATE THAT





[This message was edited Wed Apr 14 6:05:55 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice]

Celebacy is a good way to remedy this.


Or maybe you're just gay.

I find it very disturbing when a guy constantly ask : Do u like it honey??? Damn!!! I'll tell u when i like it!!!

And if don't like what u do...well u will notice it also

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

The funniest in this story: Most of the time, guys always want to be stared at while doing it, they're always begging for that... but... ahem... that's my personnal case...
[This message was edited Wed Apr 14 6:42:26 2004 by MarySharon]

I am a woman trapped in a man's body but that woman's a lesbian

Face it I love women


...and my Band

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I hate talking during sex cuz it's usually something stupid like that. Once I ruined perfectly good sex by replying to "you like that?" by saying, "yeah, it's okay".

i hate no warning!

just TELL ME when you're gonna cum. i can then make any decisions that need to be made...but you've gotta give me the chance to decide!

Oh baby Ur so Good
Oh baby Ur so Good

Ah Shut Up!!

This is just so, U , Come....


A pic of my ex, Dumped her cos she didn't even know the name of my Band

Fanny Farts, Pussy Burps, Coochie Coughs whatever U call em' I HATE THAT

Why can't U De-air Ur insides b4 we start. Sounds like a someone trying 2 unblock a sink or that crazy machine from willy Wonka's Chocolate factory

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

you should just relax and enjoy it , you sound like a frigging psycho!

I am.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

ya know, it really bugs me when dude complains.

Seriously, I hate it when he asks constantly, did you come?
I mean, Damn!!! You'll know if I did, and you'll know if I didn't.....

And another thing: When I say go slower.....GO SLOWER!!!!!

LMAO @ this thread!

Adisa said:

Co-sign

It's not so funny when U hear the sound's a body can make during sex

I love this thread.

I agree with the original post. Don't mind the talking though, unless she's a whiner.

Looking up every now and then is fine, but staring is just creepy. Also don't touch my nipples or suck on them! WTF!? Wet pussy is good, but too wet can be a problem. Can we have some friction please, hello!? Don't feel like taking it out every few seconds to wipe my dick off with my hand acting like it just slipped out by accident.

Please do not give a bj if you can't take more than just the head. That's pointless.

But the worst is the slower comment. Now I'm not fucking like a rabbit, but damn when you get to that point you want to cum, a guy needs a little more stimulation. Fuck the "slow" bullshit. Ladies, how many guys have you seen jerk off slowly? Think damnit, think!

Lmao of at this thread

Hey funnyway with an attitude like that im suprised u get laid atall

But i cant stand looking at the guy when im Ahem ya know down there it makes me more nervous when hes looking at me

and i also hate when they push ur damn head when ur doing it im like if i wanna deep throat i will ok but if u do that again ill bite the fucker off

J0eyC0c0 said:

Oh no, slow is good!! Trust me on this! In fact, I've always had the opposite problem, with women asking me to speed up when I'm really just enjoying the way it feels to be inside her! I'm like "damn, I don't wanna cum yet. If I speed up I'm gonna blow!" Guess everyone's different.

LoveSexy99 said:

I'm not saying a guy should just do that without knowing whether or not you're into that, but there's a difference between you taking it deep and letting him fuck your throat. It's like the difference between fucking a girl hard from behind or having her push back hard and not doing anything yourself. Not quite the same.

BTW I doubt you can bite when you're gagging properly

I hate when she asks me 2 talk dirty

WHAT THE FUCK DO U WANT ME 2 SAY??!!
Fuck it I didn't just spend 4 hours putting on my best clothes and shaving and getting a resh haircut washing all over and putting on my finest cologne, then driving 2 Ur place picking U up spending money on Ur ass and talking U round 2 my place just so I can FUCKING START CALLING U A BITCH, WHORE, HO OR WHATEVER!!!!
Im trying my damndest 2 concentrate, Im trying 2 build up a rhythm, Im trying 2 not lose my damn erection.....I aint got time 2 be thinking up creative shit 2 turn U on, Damn girl if U want some dirty talk go watch an Eddie Murphy Movie or Def Comedy Jam or something SHIT!!!
Im mad now!!! WTF U want me 2 talk dirty 4, WTF U want me 2 call U a Whore 4 or talk about nasty shit I don't even wanna try???!!

Just lie back, look away and shut the fuck up!!!!

JediMaster said:

Damn, you must have had them when they were still nice and tight.

J0eyC0c0 said:

wanna bet?!



[This message was edited Wed Apr 14 8:52:30 2004 by LoveSexy99]

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

4 hrs on getting dressed and shit!? Damn, you're worse than all my exes together.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

omg!! im suprised you get any women go any where near you u have a bad attitude towards women and sex

shame on you

Some dirty talkin', hair pullin', smackin' around a bit, that's the good part. What's wrong with you, girlie man?
[This message was edited Wed Apr 14 8:58:46 2004 by J0eyC0c0]