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What do Ya Use when Ya Run Out Of Toilet Paper and ya Gotta Go Number 2? Do ya hold it in ? Use a Towel? What do Ya Do.? Would ya Fly Ya Ass to 7-Eleven? How would ya Handle this Problem? | |
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I would use my anus muscles and hold that shit in.
U got sum problems U need 2 handle Zelaira. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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That's a tough one.  Have you tried using a cheese grater, or a pair of scissors? | |
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Easy, just use the squirter! Toilet paper is primitive and filthy. Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop. | |
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Or what about sand paper?? Preferably the soft, quilted kind but with nails sticking through and is also on fire.
"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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I always used 2 use my ex-girlfriend's toothbrush
Being a Hygenic and considerate person I rinsed off the nutty residue and corn pieces afterwards  | |
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At least one bitch must know the name of my Band  | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: At least one bitch must know the name of my Band
Is it called, "FunnyWayofStoppinTheJuice and the Losers" ? [This message was edited Tue Apr 13 7:55:45 2004 by 3bogs] | |
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The BIDET HUH? | |
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Zelaira said: The BIDET HUH?
Not quite. A hose with a squirter that you use when you're sitting on the toilet. Once you get used to it you wouldn't want to use toilet paper again. It's a common fixture in Asia (including Singapore where I am now). Life it ain't real funky unless you got that orgPop. | |
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ThankU toilet Boy but   | |
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3bogs said: Is it called, "FunnyWayofStoppinTheJuice and the Losers" ?
Wow 'The Losers'!!?? Man their shit hot!!! 
"...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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FLING IT AT WALL DUH P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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SexLovely said: 3bogs said: Is it called, "FunnyWayofStoppinTheJuice and the Losers" ?
[color=blue:2924c89c0b]Wow 'The Losers'!!?? Man their shit hot!!!
[/color] How about "The Genitally Challenged". That's a fine fuckin name. | |
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3bogs said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:2924c89c0b]Wow 'The Losers'!!?? Man their shit hot!!!
[/color] How about "The Genitally Challenged". That's a fine fuckin name. What, so if U became a porn star you would change yr name to "The Genitally Challenged"?
I aint seen many porn movies dude, but that dont sound too sexy 2 me. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: 3bogs said: How about "The Genitally Challenged". That's a fine fuckin name. [color=blue:a568e64c47] What, so if U became a porn star you would change yr name to "The Genitally Challenged"?
I aint seen many porn movies dude, but that dont sound too sexy 2 me. [/color]  Sexy as it comes ifyaaskme. Who wouldn't wanna B genitally challenged? I sure would, every day's a strain on my back. | |
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If you're in a puplic bathroom use your panties and then throw them away. No one's gonna know you're not wearing drawers anyway. | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: Being a Hygenic and considerate person I rinsed off the nutty residue and corn pieces afterwards 
Funny, that's revolting. | |
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3bogs said: Sexy as it comes ifyaaskme. Who wouldn't wanna B genitally challenged? I sure would, every day's a strain on my back.
(patting you on the back) Well if thas what U wanna be dude, U knock yrself out. "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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POOK said: FLING IT AT WALL DUH HAHAHAHAHAHA Pook, your shit is funny!!! | |
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 "It's better 2 B hated 4 what U R than 2 B loved 4 what U R not."
My IQ is 139, what's yours? | |
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I usually whistle and Cloudbuster comes along and licks my arse clean. | |
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