Well I've just started dating this real cute guy who has a nice personality and a wicked sense of humour, and he has a way with his tongue (wink, wink).

We have been to the movies, eating out and eating in (wink, wink)

My problem is that he's into spicy food in a really big way and when I eat spicy food I can't help farting my little Chinese ass off.
So far I've managed to keep it in but over Easter we were lying in bed after sex and I really couldn't hold it and I let rip. It was so loud it woke him up and he fell out of the bed and went for the base ball bat he keeps under his bed thinking it was a gunshot.
I had to tell him it was the TV.

When is it ok to fart in front of your boyfriend/girlfriend?

Superb thread title.

The first fart should be timed so that both fart at exactly the same time - it's a good omen for the relationship.

But heaven help you if you do a wet fart. Nothing'll put the breaks on the relationship quicker.

U should never do the first fart until U have both gone down on oneanother, that way Ur partner won't be 2 worried 2 go down there in case U let off a Hurricane Charlie.

Never .. Especially not with Spicy Food. I would Scream and Run into the Bathroom. I would Seriously Hold it in and run fast to the Bathroom. Farts stink enough add some Spice and ya might as well Die!

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Just think that could of been you in the bed with me if you were not so bloody stubborn

Juice said:

Girl I know Im a freak and a 2nd generation P-I-M-P but even I won't share a bed with a girl that farts alot...

Can U say Pepe Le Pew

it's not that big a deal. i mean, it is. it's like getting naked in front of each other for the first time. once it's happened, it's easy....

Farting is natural. But Id'd try not to fart in front of someone until I felt very comfortable with him. I kinda had the same thing happen to me this weekend. Except for he was a sleep and he let it rip. No biggy, you really cant control what happens when youre asleep.

maybe when he eats spicy food, you should eat something that's not spicy. gastric distress is never a good thing, even when you're alone.

great thread

I say, put on the DVD 'Scarface' or 'Rambo' and then when the shooting scenes come on...LET RIP!!!

Very imporant question.Also when you take your first dump in here apartment,(house,etc)When this dump is taken,without shame,true love could around the corner.

I dated an ex for a long time and he only ever pooted in front of me once, I pretended I didn't hear it. He knew I did though..... cos i smirked...

nesseone said:

Out of respect I try to do my stinky business in the bathroom. We have incense in there. But like you said, you can't control what happens when you're asleep... so pretty early on in our relationship, he heard me fart and snore! Now that we have been together for 4 years, he likes to fart in front of me all the time. Luckily, they don't smell. It usually happens when we take a walk though...

One time, he was tickling me and I had to fart. I swear I hit him upside the head because he wouldn't stop and I was having trouble holding it in. He got mad at me for knocking his glasses off his head. Later I told him that I had to fart and that's why I kept asking him to stop tickling me.

Farts are funny though. The sound, not the smell.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

dude why u are u talking to yourself
i mean funny thread and all
but

blackcherry said:

wtf U talkin' 'bout?????

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

you is juice as well aintcha

VinaBlue said:

snoring is a different story.....I never heard someone snore so loud in my life. I like him, so I really didnt mind at all. I actually thought it was "cute"

Forget your farting problem. look at your winking problem. 4 times just on the first post.
Better see someone about that (wink, wink)

I think anyone here sholud watch "Mallrats", by Kevin Smith, the first 15 minutes.

After watching that you'll know NOT when to flart.

Actually, there is a great method to that I have used to get around this situation. I flatulate constantly. I don't know why, I just have bad gas all the time.

So, on the first date with any female, I tell them that "I am the most disgusting guy you will ever meet. If you don't like farting, burping, nose picking or any other gross stuff, you can leave now." Usually they will laugh it off and stay. A few months down the road they realize that I really am the "most disgusting man" they have ever met but they are usually so much in love that it no longer matters.

Juice said:

That was a bit of a fire cracker huh

QuestionOfUToo said:

That would make a nice signature for your orgposts...

13inchshoe said:

And after that, you could actually use the toilet too!!

shiiiiit, we all break wind.. aint nothin 2 be ashamed of... i mean really like farting is rude?... pahlllleeeeze...if farting was rude we'd all be floating upwards.. LOL from holding it in...and ladies?... dont say u dont fart cus u a bole face LIE!!!...

TheRealFiness said:

I for one refuse to believe that women actually fart.... It would shatter my whole belief system with regards to the other sex.... Please allow me to cling to my last illusion about girls...

nesseone said:

Oh forget it girl yer in love!

Baby if you cut a fart one more time
It's the last fart you'll ever make
I've taken all I can take
Baby this wind wasn't meant to break

TheRealFiness said:

I don't fart!

oh girl...don't sweat it. if y'all are grown enough to have sex, you're grown enough to bust one out in front of each other.

the first time i let loose with my boyfriend around was actually DURING sex. it was so loud and so vibratious that he thought it was him, lol! i'm so NOT joking! we couldn't stop laughing and it just kind of killed the mood. we still laugh about it and it's been two years since the 'bomb'.

and talk about loud...no kidding, i woke up my roomates!