I always seem 2 wonder if I've got enough milk in the Refrigerator. A couple of times I've even faked a cramp in my leg so I can stop, get off the bed (or the ironing board or wherever we were fucking) so I can leave the room and check to see I have at least a pint. Don't ask me why I do it just do

Sometimes when Im fucking I fantasise about my Sister's best friend who's 9 years older than me or I wonder how they get the egg in a scotch egg or how they make a hole in a doughnut

What do you sometimes think about when Ur fucking?

I don't know about fucking, but I think about Scotch Eggs when I masturbate.

What a coincidence!

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

1. They get the egg in a scotch egg by baking a chicken in sausagemeat and breadcrumbs. The chicken is scared and lays an egg. Then they suck the chicken out with a hoover, and voila. Lawd, i thought everyone knew that.

2. They make the hole in a doughnut by baking the doughnut mixture around an egg. Then they simply remove the egg, deep fry it in human blood and sell it in Walthamstow - 3 for £1.

Learn something everyday.

By the way, while i'm having sex i sometimes think about why the hell you're faking cramp and getting off the ironing board.

TheFrog said:

Ooooooh, that's it! Talk dirty to me!

doctormcmeekle said:

If you'll excuse me, i'm waiting on the ironing board while the milk's being checked.

I sometimes wonder if she'd be up 4 a 3some. Should I suggest it and call a mate round or will she get annoyed put on her thongs and leave me horny with a black eye

Other times I think about the movie 'Spartacus'

When I had just started fucking at around 15 I,I would be doing o.k and just about to come and then for no damn reason I wouldn't be able 2 get my best friend's Mum face out of my head

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

That would be a good idea. You could then go and do your checking without leaving her unattended. Perfect.

Damn, how long does it take someone to check the milk?

My elbows are starting to ache.

...not coming...yet !

TheFrog said:

WTF? Why the fuck do you want to know what we think when we're screwing?

That's a bit...pervy, isn't it? Getting off on this are you, eh?

3bogs said:

Says someone who's either crept into a toilet and taken a picture of where people have been weeing, or surfed the internet looking at pictures of places where people wee.




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3bogs said:

Says the motherfucker in2 smearing a stranger's shit all over his mouth

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

I'm into what now? Shit bro, you know more about me than I fuckin do!

"Please don't let her notice I'm not terribly good at this."

Im thinking "I wonder if Im gonna hit the end of the cave this time and if the slopes are gonna be slippery"
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And at other times I may think, "I hope this is hurting her and if not I better switch position"

I imagine its someone else. No offense to the person I'm with at that time, but sometimes you get bored of them and want to daydream.

Tom said:

Yeah, I do that all the time: if I wanna last longer I think of somebody uglier than the one Im fucking, and if I wanna come I think of somebody hotter... works lika charm

Rhondab said:

I think about how good my man feels inside of me.. and how beautiful he is and how i love listening to his moans.

I have to admit, sometimes I think sometimes of him with other women.

I always seem to be thinking "God, I've been doing this since I was 9 why does my arm still get so sore?"

BabyCakes said:

Will you marry all of us?

I just lie back and think of England.

Like we're supposed to.

Novabreaker said:

I never said I would ever LET that happen, it just a fantasy..
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obese women eating hot dogs, helps me last longer.

My ballet technique. Mostly about pirouettes.


Seriously.