A few days ago, I realized that the something was amiss at our dear old Org. It was missing a spark, a zip, a zing, a thingamabob that'd been a ... fixture, if you will.

Then, it hit me --- ("I don't know what it was, but it hit me ... hard") --- Jessy, the girl with all those durn numbers after her name, had disappeared! I haven't seen a post from that chile in who knows how long.

Where oh where has Jessy109860047602 gone?
Where oh where can she be?
Where oh where has Jessy105678349999 gone?
Where oh where can she be?

She found me funny, whereas everyone else just seems to find me funny-looking.

i'm right here! and it was jessyMD32781!!!! No one could ever get the numbers right!

you're so silly.

what do those numbers mean anyway?

Ahhhh be glad she's gone!

She was dragging us down!

Sweeny79 said:

take a guess. it's not that hard.

2the9s said:

you were just jealous because i had more numbers than you.

JasmineFire said:

The number of centimeters between your front teeth?

JasmineFire said:

2the9s said:

LOL!!!

JasmineFire said:

You see, i thought your signature was a message from you to Jessy1-5710359=1 ... kind of a, "Hello, old friend. Didja miss me?" kind of thing.

So, you say you're Jessy? Well, isn't that convenient? Jessy goes away on some unnannounced Org sabbatical (once again, proving that she's class. Most of us, myself included, usually announce such a departure) and you try to weasel in on Jessy territory.

Well, you should be ashamed of yourself! Tryin' to pass yourself off as Jessy ... How do we know you're whom you say you are?

ThreadBare said:

She's proven it with her sweetness and brilliance

JasmineFire said:

sorry .....

Sweeny79 said:

Don't worry. I didn't figure it out until just before she changed persona's

JasmineFire can't post anymore! She's posted too much today!



Let's talk about her!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Now, hang on a minute, Supa. Hang on a minute! I won't be so easily swayed. Now, there's the potential that a grievous wrong has taken place here, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it.

Jasmine, here's what we're gonna do.

See, now, Jessy -- like I said, she was all class -- had this tradition where every Thursday night/Friday morning, she'd do a little online shopping for her fellow orgers. Right outta her own pocket! That's the kinda gal she was, you see...

So, I'm gonna start up an Org wish list of goodies that easily can be attained through various web sites. I'll begin with my own, and I'll keep it sparse. 'Cuz I'm not greedy.


1) Year's supply of Gilette Mach 3's, to keep my pate nice and gleaming.
2) Breakin' on DVD
3) Truth by Calvin Klein. I need a spring/summer scent.

2the9s said:

ThreadBare said:

you lie.

ShutItYou said:

(Play along! We could strike gold before this Jasmine catches on...)

No, really, my Burberry Touch is down to its final drops...

So, SIY, what's on your Jasmine list?

ThreadBare said:

only love.

*jotting this down*

OK, so it's Mach 3's, "Breakin'" and "Truth" for me, Love for ShutItYou (OK, since she's going all existential on us, I'm gonna help myelf to her choices. So, put me down for some Jell-O pudding, too...)

Next?

ThreadBare said:

Someone's awfully pokey today. No wonder they have to put love on a list ...

ThreadBare said:

do you want some love, threadbare?

But enough about ThreadBare's needs ( me, Shut?) ... *ahem* ... and back to the Org shopping list for Jasmine.

She's going to have to buy a lot to convince us that she's really Jessy, and she has only a few more hours to do so ...

ThreadBare said:

you don't need jasmine to buy you anything. you just need some lovin'

ShutItYou said:

*puttin' down pad and pencil*

Your name wouldn't happen to be "Sunshine," would it? 'Cuz, if so, I heard 'a you...

ThreadBare said:

shutityou.

*writing*

... and for ShutItYou, one copy of "Harlem Nights" on DVD...

ha ha thread bare!