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PrintableCarrieMpls said: Not even close.
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AnotherLoverToo said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Ball cheese of course  Smegma!  Oh! 
I thought we were talking about arse-wax.  | |
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doctormcmeekle said: EvilWhiteMale said: If you mix your earwax with a little hot water, you can make a great lubricant.
 Is that for ear fucking? What kind of sexual deviation is that?  I don't know about ear fucking. The ear's a bit too tight for me. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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so you're saying that all this time, when i've been coloring my hair, i neglected to match up my earwax??  | |
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IAmTheTouch said: so you're saying that all this time, when i've been coloring my hair, i neglected to match up my earwax??
 You're sooooo uncouth, Martina!
((so, does yours match your hair or what?!)) | |
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IAmTheTouch said: so you're saying that all this time, when i've been coloring my hair, i neglected to match up my earwax??
So, are you going to match your ear-wax to you curtains or your carpet? | |
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i can't tell you, cuz i clean my ears every night when i'm in the bath.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i can't tell you, cuz i clean my ears every night when i'm in the bath.
Dansa, I want you to take a Q tip tonight in the bathtub and dig for some and then report back! It's your Org Duty! Enquiring minds need to KNOW these things!  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: IAmTheTouch said: so you're saying that all this time, when i've been coloring my hair, i neglected to match up my earwax??
You're sooooo uncouth, Martina!
((so, does yours match your hair or what?!))  i dunno, i haven't seen my real hair color in ages! (plus, i ain't diggin!) | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i can't tell you, cuz i clean my ears every night when i'm in the bath.
don't clean them too much! some earwax is good for you ear and helps to keep infection away. | |
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doctormcmeekle said: IAmTheTouch said: so you're saying that all this time, when i've been coloring my hair, i neglected to match up my earwax??
So, are you going to match your ear-wax to you curtains or your carpet? curtains, i guess, since i have ceramic tile, IYKWIMAITYD... | |
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IAmTheTouch said: doctormcmeekle said: So, are you going to match your ear-wax to you curtains or your carpet? curtains, i guess, since i have ceramic tile, IYKWIMAITYD... don't you mean a hardwood floor? what does IYKWIMAITYD mean? | |
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JasmineFire said: IAmTheTouch said: curtains, i guess, since i have ceramic tile, IYKWIMAITYD... don't you mean a hardwood floor? what does IYKWIMAITYD mean? My guess is "if you know what I mean and I think you do" ? | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: JasmineFire said: don't you mean a hardwood floor? what does IYKWIMAITYD mean? My guess is "if you know what I mean and I think you do" ? ah! you're so smart!  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: JasmineFire said: don't you mean a hardwood floor? what does IYKWIMAITYD mean? My guess is "if you know what I mean and I think you do" ? thanks for clarifying that, ALT!!
and to answer your question, Jessy, for some reason i always thought ceramic tile was classier, but hey, the concept's the same!  | |
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IAmTheTouch said: AnotherLoverToo said: My guess is "if you know what I mean and I think you do" ? thanks for clarifying that, ALT!!
and to answer your question, Jessy, for some reason i always thought ceramic tile was classier, but hey, the concept's the same! but ceramic tile is cold and a hardwood floor is nice and warm. no, that's not it... | |
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JasmineFire said: IAmTheTouch said: thanks for clarifying that, ALT!!
and to answer your question, Jessy, for some reason i always thought ceramic tile was classier, but hey, the concept's the same! but ceramic tile is cold and a hardwood floor is nice and warm. no, that's not it... i got it, i got it!!! hardwood floors can give you splinters, ceramic tile won't!! [This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:46:30 2004 by IAmTheTouch] | |
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I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S 
Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal. 
I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears.  | |
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IAmTheTouch said: JasmineFire said: but ceramic tile is cold and a hardwood floor is nice and warm. no, that's not it... i got it, i got it!!! hardwood floors can give you splinters, ceramic tile won't!!
[This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:46:30 2004 by IAmTheTouch] now i understand! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S
Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal.
I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. that's what you're supposed to do. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S
Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal.
I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S
Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal.
I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. OMG, there are tons of people who believe that old wive's tale about earwax and STDs!! | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: sinisterpentatonic said: I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S
Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal.
I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. OMG, there are tons of people who believe that old wive's tale about earwax and STDs!! stds and earwax? never heard of that one... | |
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IAmTheTouch said: sinisterpentatonic said: I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S
Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal.
I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. Which part made you sick exactly? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: AnotherLoverToo said: OMG, there are tons of people who believe that old wive's tale about earwax and STDs!! stds and earwax? never heard of that one... Yeah, supposedly it burns the woman's vagina if she has the cooties. 
All I can say is that it's worked so far. [This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:56:20 2004 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: IAmTheTouch said: Which part made you sick exactly? well, if i have to tell ya...  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: sinisterpentatonic said: I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S
Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal.
I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. OMG, there are tons of people who believe that old wive's tale about earwax and STDs!! You mean it's not a preventive measure!?!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: stds and earwax? never heard of that one... Yeah, supposedly it burns the woman's vagina if she has the cooties.
All I can say is that it's worked so far.
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sinisterpentatonic said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: stds and earwax? never heard of that one... Yeah, supposedly it burns the woman's vagina if she has the cooties.
All I can say is that it's worked so far.
[This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:56:20 2004 by sinisterpentatonic] When I taught sex ed for Planned Parenthood, it was just appalling how many teens had heard and halfway believed this one. The things people don't know--  I had one girl ask me what her "cherry" was, and if it really made a noise when it was "popped". | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: sinisterpentatonic said: Yeah, supposedly it burns the woman's vagina if she has the cooties.
All I can say is that it's worked so far.
[This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:56:20 2004 by sinisterpentatonic]
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