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Reply #30 posted 04/08/04 5:07pm

AnotherLoverTo o	CarrieMpls said: Not even close. Okay, it's 2 yes, 2 no.....
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Reply #31 posted 04/08/04 5:09pm

doctormcmeekle	AnotherLoverToo said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Ball cheese of course Smegma! Oh! I thought we were talking about arse-wax.
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Reply #32 posted 04/08/04 5:09pm

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doctormcmeekle said:

EvilWhiteMale said:

If you mix your earwax with a little hot water, you can make a great lubricant. boff

Is that for ear fucking?

What kind of sexual deviation is that? confuse

I don't know about ear fucking. The ear's a bit too tight for me.

"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "

Al Pacino- Scarface

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Reply #33 posted 04/08/04 5:19pm

IAmTheTouch	so you're saying that all this time, when i've been coloring my hair, i neglected to match up my earwax??
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Reply #34 posted 04/08/04 5:24pm

AnotherLoverTo o	IAmTheTouch said: so you're saying that all this time, when i've been coloring my hair, i neglected to match up my earwax?? You're sooooo uncouth, Martina! ((so, does yours match your hair or what?!))
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Reply #35 posted 04/08/04 5:25pm

doctormcmeekle	IAmTheTouch said: so you're saying that all this time, when i've been coloring my hair, i neglected to match up my earwax?? So, are you going to match your ear-wax to you curtains or your carpet?
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Reply #36 posted 04/08/04 5:26pm

Handclapsfinga snapz	i can't tell you, cuz i clean my ears every night when i'm in the bath.
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Reply #37 posted 04/08/04 5:27pm

AnotherLoverTo o	Handclapsfingasnapz said: i can't tell you, cuz i clean my ears every night when i'm in the bath. Dansa, I want you to take a Q tip tonight in the bathtub and dig for some and then report back! It's your Org Duty! Enquiring minds need to KNOW these things!
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Reply #38 posted 04/08/04 5:28pm

IAmTheTouch	AnotherLoverToo said: IAmTheTouch said: so you're saying that all this time, when i've been coloring my hair, i neglected to match up my earwax?? You're sooooo uncouth, Martina! ((so, does yours match your hair or what?!)) i dunno, i haven't seen my real hair color in ages! (plus, i ain't diggin!)
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Reply #39 posted 04/08/04 5:29pm

JasmineFire	Handclapsfingasnapz said: i can't tell you, cuz i clean my ears every night when i'm in the bath. don't clean them too much! some earwax is good for you ear and helps to keep infection away.
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Reply #40 posted 04/08/04 5:29pm

IAmTheTouch	doctormcmeekle said: IAmTheTouch said: so you're saying that all this time, when i've been coloring my hair, i neglected to match up my earwax?? So, are you going to match your ear-wax to you curtains or your carpet? curtains, i guess, since i have ceramic tile, IYKWIMAITYD...
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Reply #41 posted 04/08/04 5:31pm

JasmineFire	IAmTheTouch said: doctormcmeekle said: So, are you going to match your ear-wax to you curtains or your carpet? curtains, i guess, since i have ceramic tile, IYKWIMAITYD... don't you mean a hardwood floor? what does IYKWIMAITYD mean?
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Reply #42 posted 04/08/04 5:35pm

AnotherLoverTo o	JasmineFire said: IAmTheTouch said: curtains, i guess, since i have ceramic tile, IYKWIMAITYD... don't you mean a hardwood floor? what does IYKWIMAITYD mean? My guess is "if you know what I mean and I think you do" ?
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Reply #43 posted 04/08/04 5:37pm

JasmineFire	AnotherLoverToo said: JasmineFire said: don't you mean a hardwood floor? what does IYKWIMAITYD mean? My guess is "if you know what I mean and I think you do" ? ah! you're so smart!
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Reply #44 posted 04/08/04 5:38pm

IAmTheTouch	AnotherLoverToo said: JasmineFire said: don't you mean a hardwood floor? what does IYKWIMAITYD mean? My guess is "if you know what I mean and I think you do" ? thanks for clarifying that, ALT!! and to answer your question, Jessy, for some reason i always thought ceramic tile was classier, but hey, the concept's the same!
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Reply #45 posted 04/08/04 5:43pm

JasmineFire	IAmTheTouch said: AnotherLoverToo said: My guess is "if you know what I mean and I think you do" ? thanks for clarifying that, ALT!! and to answer your question, Jessy, for some reason i always thought ceramic tile was classier, but hey, the concept's the same! but ceramic tile is cold and a hardwood floor is nice and warm. no, that's not it...
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Reply #46 posted 04/08/04 5:45pm

IAmTheTouch

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IAmTheTouch said:

thanks for clarifying that, ALT!!

and to answer your question, Jessy, for some reason i always thought ceramic tile was classier, but hey, the concept's the same!

but ceramic tile is cold and a hardwood floor is nice and warm. confuse

no, that's not it...

i got it, i got it!!! hardwood floors can give you splinters, ceramic tile won't!!
[This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:46:30 2004 by IAmTheTouch]

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Reply #47 posted 04/08/04 5:47pm

sinisterpentat onic	I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal. I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears.
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Reply #48 posted 04/08/04 5:51pm

JasmineFire	IAmTheTouch said: JasmineFire said: but ceramic tile is cold and a hardwood floor is nice and warm. no, that's not it... i got it, i got it!!! hardwood floors can give you splinters, ceramic tile won't!! [This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:46:30 2004 by IAmTheTouch] now i understand!
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Reply #49 posted 04/08/04 5:51pm

JasmineFire	sinisterpentatonic said: I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal. I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. that's what you're supposed to do.
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Reply #50 posted 04/08/04 5:52pm

IAmTheTouch	sinisterpentatonic said: I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal. I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears.
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Reply #51 posted 04/08/04 5:53pm

AnotherLoverTo o	sinisterpentatonic said: I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal. I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. OMG, there are tons of people who believe that old wive's tale about earwax and STDs!!
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Reply #52 posted 04/08/04 5:54pm

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AnotherLoverToo said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S razz

Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal. hmm

I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. smile

OMG, there are tons of people who believe that old wive's tale about earwax and STDs!!

lol

stds and earwax? never heard of that one... hmm

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Reply #53 posted 04/08/04 5:54pm

sinisterpentat onic	IAmTheTouch said: sinisterpentatonic said: I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal. I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. Which part made you sick exactly?
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Reply #54 posted 04/08/04 5:55pm

sinisterpentat onic	Handclapsfingasnapz said: AnotherLoverToo said: OMG, there are tons of people who believe that old wive's tale about earwax and STDs!! stds and earwax? never heard of that one... Yeah, supposedly it burns the woman's vagina if she has the cooties. All I can say is that it's worked so far. [This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:56:20 2004 by sinisterpentatonic]
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Reply #55 posted 04/08/04 5:56pm

IAmTheTouch	sinisterpentatonic said: IAmTheTouch said: Which part made you sick exactly? well, if i have to tell ya...
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Reply #56 posted 04/08/04 5:57pm

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AnotherLoverToo said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

I never clean my ears, earwax comes in handy when testing for STD'S razz

Anyways, Haven't you guys read the packaging for Q-tips? It says NEVER insert any object into the ear canal. hmm

I just wipe the stuff that's oozing out of my ears. smile

OMG, there are tons of people who believe that old wive's tale about earwax and STDs!!

lol

You mean it's not a preventive measure!?! omfg

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Reply #57 posted 04/08/04 6:01pm

Handclapsfinga snapz	sinisterpentatonic said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: stds and earwax? never heard of that one... Yeah, supposedly it burns the woman's vagina if she has the cooties. All I can say is that it's worked so far. [This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:56:20 2004 by sinisterpentatonic]
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Reply #58 posted 04/08/04 6:02pm

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sinisterpentatonic said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

stds and earwax? never heard of that one... hmm

Yeah, supposedly it burns the woman's vagina if she has the cooties. giggle

All I can say is that it's worked so far. biggrin

[This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:56:20 2004 by sinisterpentatonic]

When I taught sex ed for Planned Parenthood, it was just appalling how many teens had heard and halfway believed this one. The things people don't know-- eek

I had one girl ask me what her "cherry" was, and if it really made a noise when it was "popped".

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Reply #59 posted 04/08/04 6:05pm

sinisterpentat onic	Handclapsfingasnapz said: sinisterpentatonic said: Yeah, supposedly it burns the woman's vagina if she has the cooties. All I can say is that it's worked so far. [This message was edited Thu Apr 8 17:56:20 2004 by sinisterpentatonic]
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