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FunkMistress ruined my lapdance. Bitch. So I was at a real close friend's going away party Saturday night and there were my two favorite strippers there from the spot my friend and I used to visit. Since I have this huge fucking thing for the Mistress, naked boobies did nothing for me. All I could think is "Erin's way hotter than these chicks." So I went into my friend's bedroom and surfed the internet instead. Oh, yeah. Porn is starting to suck for me, too. | |
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Hear no fear, Billy's cummin' near. Life my azz muthafucka, dis is a bitness!!
I love Gravy, I love Titties. I love Gravy Dipped Titties. | |
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Oh well! Keep on smilin' eh?!  | |
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 bOOty call!  | |
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I actually love when a man ruins my appetite for strange. But only if I can feast on a huge helping whenever I want it  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Mwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaah!!
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ya'll are too funny | |
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FunkMistress said: Mwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaah!!
you are balancing that thing on your head real good i am impressed [This message was edited Fri Apr 2 10:25:43 2004 by blackcherry] red hot like a chilli pepper | |
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blackcherry said: FunkMistress said: Mwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaah!!
you are balancing that thing on your head real good i am impressed
[This message was edited Fri Apr 2 10:25:43 2004 by blackcherry] Thank you.
When you're a fallen angel, sometimes your halo goes all crooked. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: blackcherry said: you are balancing that thing on your head real good i am impressed
[This message was edited Fri Apr 2 10:25:43 2004 by blackcherry] Thank you.
When you're a fallen angel, sometimes your halo goes all crooked. fallen angels 
no chance u could be tempted to the other side then 
sorry stymie [This message was edited Fri Apr 2 10:36:53 2004 by blackcherry] red hot like a chilli pepper | |
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blackcherry said: FunkMistress said: Thank you.
When you're a fallen angel, sometimes your halo goes all crooked. fallen angels
no chance u could be tempted to the other side then
sorry stymie
No, it's strictly kitty for this cat.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: blackcherry said: fallen angels
no chance u could be tempted to the other side then
sorry stymie
No, it's strictly kitty for this cat. red hot like a chilli pepper | |
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blackcherry said: FunkMistress said: Thank you.
When you're a fallen angel, sometimes your halo goes all crooked. fallen angels
no chance u could be tempted to the other side then
sorry stymie
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: blackcherry said: fallen angels
no chance u could be tempted to the other side then
sorry stymie
[This message was edited Fri Apr 2 10:36:53 2004 by blackcherry] red hot like a chilli pepper | |
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 hi guys - y'all crack me up!! | |
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Hmmmm
Funkmistress.... yummmm yummm yummmie If I had the chance I would kiss your kitty The time we danced the temptation of lust the look in your eyes the pressure of your thrust. Stymie would be mad but I think she'd be intrigued with the wonderful dance our bodies would weave. The temptation of flesh is so sweet to the pallet so sweet the sweat so sweet the nectar so sweet the pleasure ..... an ode to funkmistress I find it lonely being a loner | |
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1LUV said: Hmmmm
Funkmistress.... yummmm yummm yummmie If I had the chance I would kiss your kitty The time we danced the temptation of lust the look in your eyes the pressure of your thrust. Stymie would be mad but I think she'd be intrigued with the wonderful dance our bodies would weave. The temptation of flesh is so sweet to the pallet so sweet the sweat so sweet the nectar so sweet the pleasure ..... an ode to funkmistress  The Normal Whores Club | |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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1LUV said: Hmmmm
Ya know what? You are my best friend and I love you dearly, but if you cross that line again I won't waste a second driving to your muthafuckin' crib and bustin' you in tha muthafuckin' dome.
Funkmistress.... yummmm yummm yummmie If I had the chance I would kiss your kitty The time we danced the temptation of lust the look in your eyes the pressure of your thrust. Stymie would be mad but I think she'd be intrigued with the wonderful dance our bodies would weave. The temptation of flesh is so sweet to the pallet so sweet the sweat so sweet the nectar so sweet the pleasure ..... an ode to funkmistress Think about it. Have a nice day. Bitch. | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: 1LUV said: Hmmmm
Ya know what? You are my best friend and I love you dearly, but if you cross that line again I won't waste a second driving to your muthafuckin' crib and bustin' you in tha muthafuckin' dome.
Funkmistress.... yummmm yummm yummmie If I had the chance I would kiss your kitty The time we danced the temptation of lust the look in your eyes the pressure of your thrust. Stymie would be mad but I think she'd be intrigued with the wonderful dance our bodies would weave. The temptation of flesh is so sweet to the pallet so sweet the sweat so sweet the nectar so sweet the pleasure ..... an ode to funkmistress Think about it. Have a nice day. Bitch. 
Does this mean our nuptials are off, styme?  | |
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2the9s said: TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Ya know what? You are my best friend and I love you dearly, but if you cross that line again I won't waste a second driving to your muthafuckin' crib and bustin' you in tha muthafuckin' dome.
Think about it. Have a nice day. Bitch.
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: 2the9s said:
Does this mean our nuptials are off, styme? I think the latter is correct!   Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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