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Happy Birthday, FunkMistress(Caution: Contains Sappy Poerty) For the one I want as my only love
Without you here, I’m a single lonely glove Before I had the pleasure to ever lay eyes You spoke to me and away the gray skies I feel we knew one another in a past life If I could make it so, you’d be my last wife My thoughts on this day are ‘bout you A kindred spirit is no doubt, you I am so proud now of who I am To be around you gets me so high, damn You are so strong, my personal hero My fears in this life are absolute zero This woman I consider to be a soul mate To have you in my life was part of my whole fate Our paths crossing was our destiny Your beauty unveils the best in me Things she does to me are so surreal I hope it’s even a fifth of how I make her feel It so incredible that you share my passion You love Prince too, and his version of High Fashion When I listen to you speak, it’s so mind blowing You are Erin, so kind, so knowing I love you so much.  | |
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 I love sappy poetry. 
Hi, Stymie 
And, of course... Happy Birthday to you, FunkMistress! 
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Happy B-day FunkMistress  | |
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Happy Birthday!!    | |
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 how sweet is THAT?!?!
happy birthday, Funkmistress!!   | |
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Thank you for that warning about the poetry!  Everyone should do that in the future IMO.
But anyway, happy B-day!
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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How beautiful.... The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"... | |
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aww, I wish someone wrote sappy poetry like that for me | |
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You bitch.
You dirty little whore. How dare you get the Mistress all teary-eyed? Thank the Goddess for waterproof mascara, you fucking bitch. The Normal Whores Club | |
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happy birthday funkmistress
stymie and you are both good peoples  red hot like a chilli pepper | |
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 happy birfday, mistress!!!!!
i got you a little sumfin... 
ain't it sexxy?  i figured that you might need a new whip. | |
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FunkMistress said: You bitch.
How's about Happy Birthday, bitch? Feel better? You dirty little whore. How dare you get the Mistress all teary-eyed? Thank the Goddess for waterproof mascara, you fucking bitch. | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: FunkMistress said: You bitch.
How's about Happy Birthday, bitch? Feel better? You dirty little whore. How dare you get the Mistress all teary-eyed? Thank the Goddess for waterproof mascara, you fucking bitch. Yeah.
I love you too, you sweet thing.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: happy birfday, mistress!!!!!
i got you a little sumfin...
ain't it sexxy? i figured that you might need a new whip.
It's...it's beautiful...
Let me try it out...any volunteers?  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Happy Birthday! | |
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FunkMistress said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: happy birfday, mistress!!!!!
i got you a little sumfin...
ain't it sexxy? i figured that you might need a new whip.
It's...it's beautiful...
Let me try it out...any volunteers? red hot like a chilli pepper | |
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...I want to be instrumental to your celebration...
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y | |
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Anxiety said: ...I want to be instrumental to your celebration...
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 
Thank you, Anx. The Normal Whores Club | |
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That was BEAUTIFUL! 
Happy Birthday! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: That was BEAUTIFUL!
Happy Birthday! She is seriously the sweetest person you could ever hope to meet. I don't deserve that magnificent, beautiful poem... ...but I'll take it!  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: happy birfday, mistress!!!!!
i got you a little sumfin...
ain't it sexxy? i figured that you might need a new whip.
It's...it's beautiful...
Let me try it out...any volunteers? Hey, I got the wrong plumbing but if ya still want a volunteer, here I am
Happy Birthday!!! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: I am so proud now of who I am To be around you gets me so high, damn 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: FunkMistress said:
It's...it's beautiful...
Let me try it out...any volunteers? Hey, I got the wrong plumbing but if ya still want a volunteer, here I am
Happy Birthday!!! Who cares about the plumbing? You're Organgrinder The Magnificent. My whip is happy to lash that ass. Supa The Normal Whores Club | |
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Happy Day of Birth O' Powerfull Highest Exhaulted All Knowing Funkmistress!!!
Any Time Any Place Misstress Forever Your Wiling Beast of Burden 1Luv      I find it lonely being a loner | |
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AWWW....
Happy Birthday!!!  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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 Felìz Cumpleaños FunkMistress
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Chico319 said: Felìz Cumpleaños FunkMistress
That means happy birthday FunkMistress
HIIIII CHICO!!!  | |
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