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gooeythehamster said: I like to unscrew the tops of coke bottles just to hear them go fizzzzz
Too many times I..... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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gooeythehamster said: Regarding your temporary job solution in the event of a strike, I suggest you sell your urine disguised as "CK One".
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AsylumUtopia said: Too many times I forget to finish typing what I am sa
So small was... | |
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TheFrog said: So small was the chicken that I had to inflate it by hand like they do on safari
It's worth remembering that aardvarks.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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TheFrog said: So small was his noodle she still had an appetite when she left for the US.
Lesbian scenes are a part of almost every straight porno film and yet | |
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gooeythehamster said: Lesbian scenes are a part of almost every straight porno film and yet I still can't get a job directing one.
I'm so thirsty... | |
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AsylumUtopia said: It's worth remembering that aardvarks invented the electric tin opener. Once I managed to fit... | |
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TheFrog said: I'm so thirsty I could drink Gooey.
Aaaaaa. Couldn't help myself You can't just leave us hanging there mid-coitus like that for | |
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TheFrog said: Once I managed to fit into a good sized converable.
He dreaded mornings because | |
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TheFrog said: Once I managed to fit myself into the vegetarian freezer section in Tesco, but the mananger said I was upsetting the quorn
Recycled clothes pegs are very good for.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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gooeythehamster said:[quote] TheFrog said: He dreaded mornings because he was a vampire with a constant hangover. To spice up a curry... | |
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gooeythehamster said: TheFrog said: I'm so thirsty I could drink Gooey.
Aaaaaa. Couldn't help myself  You can't just leave us hanging there mid-coitus like that for the purposes of your Satanic ritual The meaning of life is... | |
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AsylumUtopia said: Recycled clothes pegs are very good for the treatment of piles.
Would you believe it if... | |
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TheFrog said: To spice up a curry...just add a hamster ...or a frog
Java programmers should... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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TheFrog said: Would you believe it if I told you the meaning of life is meaningless?
My keyboard is.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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TheFrog said: Would you believe it if America would get REAL stupid and re-elect George Bush?
The mid-morning light streaming though the windows burned | |
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gooeythehamster said: The mid-morning light streaming though the windows burned through my soul, and I sat and wept.
Standing in my wardrobe... | |
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AsylumUtopia said: My keyboard is leader of the Welsh Assembly.
I was terrified by... | |
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TheFrog said: Standing in my wardrobe I was wondering who that lumbering hairy brute standing next to me was and why frogs started crying all of a sudden.
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TheFrog said: I was terrified by my own thoughts. They render me incapable of saying what I meant at the moment. While I wanted to scream. To howl. To show I cared. Somehow.
After staying in NYC last night, we believe we spotted | |
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gooeythehamster said: Can I possibly tell you how happy it makes me to see George Bush's perfect face every day on the news.
Stop trying to... | |
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TheFrog said: Stop trying to force that big thing in places where it won't fit. Get a boyfriend.
I forget that you are acting -- you are | |
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AsylumUtopia said: My keyboard is too spunky to type.... | |
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gooeythehamster said: After staying in NYC last night, we believe we spotted George Bush in an internet cafe sending out penis extension spam mail
The length of this thread.... Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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AsylumUtopia said: The length of this thread is giving us all problems
So let's create another thread.... | |
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