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PrintableTheFrog said: She tried to eat his scrotum, but unfortunately it was still attached to him.
My favourite glass | |
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Haystack said: My favourite glass-manufactured lover was "Window Barnaby Big".
Some say... | |
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TheFrog said: Some say.
As I went through the window | |
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Haystack said: As I went through the window my spine snapped.
My mother and I... | |
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Haystack said: TheFrog said: Some say.
As I went through the window, I was thankful that the firefighters were holding a giant tub of margarine to break my fall. Some say...  | |
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Cloudbuster said: My mother and I often shit on each others faces for sexual pleasure.
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TheFrog said: Some say my face bears an uncanny resemblance to Peter Andre's.
And once my underwear had fallen down | |
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Haystack said: Hold my cock tightly until it bleeds.
Hold my... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Hold my dirty nappy while i put another one on.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen... | |
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TheFrog said: Friends, Romans, Countrymen, give me your bitches.
I wanna sodomize them in front of you and... [This message was edited Mon Apr 12 9:56:38 2004 by EvilWhiteMale] "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: I wanna sodomize them in front of you and Jesus.
I can't seem to... | |
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Cloudbuster said: I can't seem to get my harem to stop sucking my dick every minute.
I'm all out of nut juice... "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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Cloudbuster said: I can't seem to get the cat pregnant. Never try and... | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: I'm all out of nut juice - is it okay if i throw fromage frais on your face instead? Behind the... | |
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TheFrog said:[quote] EvilWhiteMale said: Behind the door I chose, was a life's supply of ketchup! Don't even think about... [This message was edited Mon Apr 12 10:25:05 2004 by jillybean] "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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jillybean said: Don't even think about what I look like first thing in the morning.
As I caressed | |
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Haystack said: As I caressed my tail, I longed for you.
The smell of... | |
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The smell of me will deprive you of all other smells, none being as heavenly as mine. 
The suns warmth on my flesh... | |
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Freespirit said: The suns warmth on my flesh...
THE MOON COOL POOK TOES! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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And so it slid | |
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Therapy said: And so it slid slowly to 200 posts.
I think I got my rash because I | |
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doctormcmeekle said: Therapy said: And so it slid slowly to 200 posts.
I think I got my rash because I I think I got my rash because I am bored from this and i ate some hot vaginal peppers..... I would like everyone to... Here I am, you lucky people!
I know a thing or two about a thing or two!! www.ymdb.com/user_top20_v...rsid=16838 | |
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PusherMan said: I would like everyone to shut the hell up
Unfortunately, that will never happen, because... --ยปYou're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: Unfortunately, that will never happen, "because, because, because, because, because....Because of the wonderful things he does! Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!"  We're off to see... | |
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... Immigration officer's stick their fingers up suspicious refuggee's butts at the airport  | |
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and after that we're gonna fly to... | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: And after that we're gonna fly to the HQ of my undead army of darkness.
What's the best time | |
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Haystack said: FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: And after that we're gonna fly to the HQ of my undead army of darkness.
What's the best time to sacrifice a Gnat? How many... | |
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TheFrog said: How many ostriches should I softly caress today?
The doctor told me | |
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Haystack said: The doctor told me that I'm a cunt.
If I hold my... | |
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