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PrintableEvilWhiteMale said: I hear voices that tell me to stop messing about on the org and do some proper work I recognise the voice - it's... | |
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1p1p1i3 said: I recognise the voice - it's former presenter of daytime quiz show 'Going for Gold', Henry Kelly  .If only I could... | |
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TheFrog said: If only I could keep my mouth shut, I'm sure I'd stop swallowing flys
Bloody hell, I hate it when... --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: Bloody hell, I hate it when i repeatedly insert a fork into my eyeball. The main sensation I feel when... | |
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TheFrog said: Diva said: Bloody hell, I hate it when i repeatedly insert a fork into my eyeball. The main sensation I feel when I repeatedly insert a fork into my eyeball is PAIN. AAAAAHHHHH. Still, at least now I can | |
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1p1p1i3 said: TheFrog said: The main sensation I feel when I repeatedly insert a fork into my eyeball is PAIN. AAAAAHHHHH. Still, at least now I can be confident of bringing home the Gold medal at the "Fork in Eyeball" competition later this year. When cooking my dinner... | |
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TheFrog said: 1p1p1i3 said: Still, at least now I can be confident of bringing home the Gold medal at the "Fork in Eyeball" competition later this year. When cooking my dinner... I like to listen to Track 37 of NSP, and place 3 condoms in the stu and then I like to.... [This message was edited Mon Apr 12 2:52:01 2004 by Emancipation88] Worlds most beloved Orger
 'm like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat | |
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Emancipation88 said: and then I like to get naked with my neighbour's dog and play pat-a-cake.
I couldn't believe it when... | |
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TheFrog said: I couldn't believe it when Diva started finishing my sentences, it's like she knew me inside and out.
The dilemma now is... --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: The dilemma now is trying to work out whether Diva does actually know me inside and out.  Only one way to find out.My favourite beer is... | |
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TheFrog said: My favourite beer is likely to cause me to drool just thinking about it
 I don't often share top secret information, but... --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: I don't often share top secret information, but I've got 'Welcome' tattooed just above my vagina.
This morning, I went | |
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Haystack said: Diva said: I don't often share top secret information, but I've got 'Welcome' tattooed just above my vagina.
This morning, I went To location watering hole in Texas, where I suddenly got caught in a booty trap set by aliens who were actually from the planet BLISSTONIA Worlds most beloved Orger
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Inside my fridge... | |
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TheFrog said: Inside my fridge there's a room where I keep the corpses of my loved ones.
Today I think I'll... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Today I think I'll finally pluck up the courage to ask my neigbour if i can smell his Y-fronts Fruits are good for... | |
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TheFrog said: Fruits are good for porn.
Is it... | |
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Cloudbuster said: TheFrog said: Fruits are good for porn.
Is it me, or is there a strange smell coming from Cloudbuster's underwear? Ever noticed... | |
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TheFrog said: Ever noticed my tiny penis?
Let's all get up | |
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Haystack said: Let's all get up inside my butt - it's big enough to take most of the UK. So many times... | |
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TheFrog said: So many times I've wanted to cum all over Haystack's face.
And then, 17 days later | |
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Haystack said: And then, 17 days later I died.
Let's all... | |
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Haystack said: And then, 17 days later, my cock was raw but Haysack's face was covered in the stuff. I don't believe... | |
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TheFrog said: I don't believe in worshipping quaker oats.
my smile... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Let's all orally pleasure The Queen of England.
It didn't stop | |
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JasmineFire said: My smile is my passport to getting my face smashed in.
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Haystack said: It didn't stop bleeding, despite my use of a cheese grater as a bandage. There's a place... | |
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Haystack said: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, to worship Quaker Oats. Don't... | |
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TheFrog said: Don't eat that pile of dog shit off the floor.
Not only is it unsanitary, it's.. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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EvilWhiteMale said: Not only is it unsanitary, it's my fucking dinner, so stay well away. She tried to... | |
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