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PrintableSHANNA said: I'm so proud of my full set of dentures.
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Haystack said: Did they ever find...my wooden leg??
Gotta stay on my feet if I...  | |
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SHANNA said: Gotta stay on my feet if I need to see over and into my next door neighbour's bathroom window.
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Haystack said: The quickest way to annoy someone severely is to attack them with love and kindness, no matter the ills they present. 
The most inspiring experience within life involves... | |
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Freespirit said: The most inspiring experience within life involves dead insects.
If only I had... | |
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Cloudbuster said: If only I had an ounce of intelligence or morals that might enable me to become a genuine human being, rather than the sexual freak you see before you.
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Haystack said: Just then, as Haystack wandered into the room, picked up his pet hamster and crushed its scull with a screwdriver. He licked his fingers and... "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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EvilWhiteMale said: He licked his fingers and declared that today was Open Heart Surgery Day and as such, Madonna had to open her heart and allow all of her detractors to operate on her.
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Haystack said: As soon as I mentioned it
Ross Kemp opened my fly. Today I feel better because... | |
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Today I feel better because I made the choice to accept/appreciate my life for what it is.
People fear death... | |
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Freespirit said: People fear death...and their fear is possibly just as deadly to their lives/living as death itself.
The quality goes in... | |
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SHANNA said: The quality goes into the manufacturing of the golf ball from the beginning, it really is a fascinating subject and we all ought to take much more of an interest.
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Haystack said: There was no stopping me once I got the taste for surgical off-cuts, I'm now a regular at the hospital dump-bins.
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doctormcmeekle said: First thing in the morning I like to floss my teeth with old ladies' pubic hair.
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Haystack said: The telephone call was just some stupid voice going on about 7 days...going to die...blah, blah. Because the water was running cold this morning... | |
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TheFrog said: Because the water was running cold this morning, my cock got sucked up into my stomach. To get it out, I got my scalpel and... "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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EvilWhiteMale said: To get it out, I got my scalpel and, using the fine point, adjusted the temperature gauge - hot water again and voila, cock re-emerged. Inside my easter egg... | |
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TheFrog said: Inside my easter egg was a cluster of maggots eating the chick embryo.
There was no other food in the house, so I ate the maggots and... "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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EvilWhiteMale said: There was no other food in the house, so I ate the maggots and used my enormous butt to warm the chick embryo until it hatched into a cuddly baby ostrich. Taking my time, I... | |
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TheFrog said: Taking my time, I fucked the ostrich in the ass and it died from the stress. I felt bad, but... "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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EvilWhiteMale said: I felt bad, but... it's not like this was my first time doing such a thing, and you learn to live with the guilt.
The crucial and significant problem now is... --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: The crucial and significant problem now is...how to let go of the bullshit?
And so, the ship sailed to... | |
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Therapy said: And so, the ship sailed to the bookies and put £40 on the 3.30pm at Kempston.
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doctormcmeekle said: When no-one is around I sometimes fondle my prostate.
'You call that a wad? Look at that!!!' 'Yes, you're right you have..... | |
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Therapy said: doctormcmeekle said: When no-one is around I sometimes fondle my prostate.
'You call that a wad? Look at that!!!' 'Yes, you're right you have elephantitis of the nuts. Here, let me reach over and | |
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1p1p1i3 said: Here, let me reach over and tickle those scabs on your genitals, because that turns me on.
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1p1p1i3 said: Here, let me reach over and sedate you
It's times like this when I really feel.. --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: It's times like this when I really feel my own boobies, regardless of what anybody else thinks.
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Haystack said: It was so hot, I had to get out of the chicken coop and shag those little birds right there in the yard.
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doctormcmeekle said: If I look closely in the mirror I can see the face of Satan.
I hear voices that tell me to... "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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