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Reply #90 posted 04/09/04 3:26pm

Freespirit
My vomit I use as my face cream... batting eyes
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Reply #91 posted 04/09/04 3:52pm

EvilWhiteMale

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Freespirit said:

My vomit I use as my face cream... batting eyes



and masturbation lube.


I jerk off with the vomit and...
"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "

Al Pacino- Scarface
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Reply #92 posted 04/09/04 5:02pm

Haystack

EvilWhiteMale said:

I jerk off with the vomit and imagine fist-fucking Prince.


My favourite smell
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Reply #93 posted 04/09/04 5:13pm

EvilWhiteMale

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Haystack said:


My favourite smell is vomit and semen.


I call my girlfriend over and
"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "

Al Pacino- Scarface
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Reply #94 posted 04/09/04 5:28pm

Haystack

EvilWhiteMale said:

I call my girlfriend over and she tells me that her name isn't Over, it's Daphne.


How do you stop
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Reply #95 posted 04/09/04 6:08pm

Freespirit
How do you stop insensitive hearts from overruling our world... bheart

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[This message was edited Fri Apr 9 11:10:06 2004 by Freespirit]
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Reply #96 posted 04/09/04 9:14pm

Haystack

Freespirit said:

How do you stop insensitive hearts from overruling our world of wafer thin mints and coffee?


However, the opposition said
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Reply #97 posted 04/09/04 9:21pm

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Haystack said:

However, the opposition said "Fuck the self loathing hypocrites who spew bile onto their enemies.

Hey Daphne, get that 12" black dildo out of your...
"You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "

Al Pacino- Scarface
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Reply #98 posted 04/09/04 9:53pm

Haystack

EvilWhiteMale said:

Hey Daphne, get that 12" black dildo out of your boyfriend's ass.


Barney the dinosaur was tired of
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Reply #99 posted 04/09/04 10:58pm

kiss85

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Haystack said:

Barney the dinosaur was tired of

Barney the dinosaur was tired of having no dick, so he went to Dr. Doolittle for treatment.

Then, he went to.....
They did WHAT??!.... disbelief
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Reply #100 posted 04/10/04 1:02am

Therapy

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Then, he went to.....


...a small laundry room and sat in the corner facing the wall, feeling his pubic hair and gently biting the end of his tongue.

So you see, in the end...
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Reply #101 posted 04/10/04 1:04am

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Therapy said:

So you see, in the end... reality always spits on your desires.


I nearly died when...
--ยปYou're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday...
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Reply #102 posted 04/10/04 1:05am

althom

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Diva said:

Therapy said:

So you see, in the end... reality always spits on your desires.


I nearly died when I saw how gorgous althom is! batting eyes

I think people.....
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Reply #103 posted 04/10/04 1:06am

Therapy

Diva said:

I nearly died when...


...all of a sudden my idol came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes so I couldn't see who it was and breathed heavily into my ear!

And Egypt was the place that had...
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Reply #104 posted 04/10/04 1:08am

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althom said:

I think people.....


...aren't made of cement.

The instructions are taped to the underside of...
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Reply #105 posted 04/10/04 12:15pm

Haystack

Therapy said:

The instructions are taped to the underside of my elbows.


Please refrain from
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Reply #106 posted 04/10/04 12:15pm

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Therapy said:

The instructions are taped to the underside of...


Althom. You need to flip him over and then.....
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Reply #107 posted 04/10/04 12:16pm

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Haystack said:

Please refrain from spraying squirrel meat all over the waitresses.


Inside the mind of hamsters you frquently find...
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Reply #108 posted 04/10/04 12:17pm

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Interior design intensifies .....
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Reply #109 posted 04/10/04 12:19pm

Haystack

gooeythehamster said:

Althom. You need to flip him over and then stick candles up his rectum until he squeals like a piggy.


After vomiting, gooey
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Reply #110 posted 04/10/04 12:20pm

Haystack

gooeythehamster said:

Inside the mind of hamsters you frquently find an inability to use the letter, e.


There's only one time
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Reply #111 posted 04/10/04 12:20pm

Haystack

gooeythehamster said:

Interior design intensifies after eating your own turds.


If you look carefully at Haystack,
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Reply #112 posted 04/10/04 12:20pm

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After vomiting, gooey loses the plot of the scene and tries to clean up Cameron.

Kitchen extensions need
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Reply #113 posted 04/10/04 12:21pm

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Haystack said:

There's only one time during the day when twacking is allowed.


The use of E
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Reply #114 posted 04/10/04 12:22pm

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Haystack said:

If you look carefully at Haystack, you can see midgets crawling out of his rectum.


A good midget always
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Reply #115 posted 04/10/04 12:23pm

Haystack

gooeythehamster said:

Kitchen extensions need to be baptized by having full-on sex on every surface.


Cliff Richard used to
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Reply #116 posted 04/10/04 12:24pm

Haystack

gooeythehamster said:

The use of E is what made me the man I am today wibble wibble wah wah wibble flibble flow.


My underpants extension
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Reply #117 posted 04/10/04 12:25pm

Haystack

gooeythehamster said:

A good midget always finishes his homework on time.


Our pet butterflies are
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Reply #118 posted 04/10/04 1:09pm

SHANNA

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Haystack said:

SHANNA said:

10...9...8... Oh damn, I'll never remember the combination to my chastity belt.


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"...lay out my cushion of silk, don't rumple my fur!"
neko
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Reply #119 posted 04/10/04 1:12pm

SHANNA

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Haystack said:

gooeythehamster said:

A good midget always finishes his homework on time.


Our pet butterflies are...drunk, and fluttering me up!


I'm so proud of...
"...lay out my cushion of silk, don't rumple my fur!"
neko
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