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TheFrog said: SHANNA said: Eat frog's legs...no problem, no guilt! Tastes like chicken anyway. 
Poor little frogs.  | |
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SHANNA said: I can't believe I just ate frog's legs. They tasted nothing like chicken at all.
I will never eat frog's legs because... | |
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...by the way...I don't actually eat them...I was just being silly with your name/avatar, TheFrog.  | |
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TheFrog said: SHANNA said: I can't believe I just ate frog's legs. They tasted nothing like chicken at all.
I will never eat frog's legs because...  because, I'll  ! | |
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SHANNA said: ...by the way...I don't actually eat them...I was just being silly with your name/avatar, TheFrog.
Poor li'l slimy green things.  | |
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it really really hurts when i..... | |
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TheRealFiness said: it really really hurts when i.....do this:
 Instead, Shanna wants me to... | |
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TheRealFiness said: it really really hurts when i regularly sever various of my limbs with a rusty, salt-laced chainsaw, in order to then forge a spoon out of shards of my own bone, which I then use to gouge out my eyes 
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SHANNA said: TheRealFiness said: it really really hurts when i.....do this:
Instead, Shanna wants me to... Instead Shanna wants me to do do this  The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"...  | |
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BabyCakes said: SHANNA said: Instead, Shanna wants me to... Instead Shanna wants me to do do this After I drank all that Shanna told me to I... The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"... | |
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SHANNA said: TheRealFiness said: it really really hurts when i.....do this:
Instead, Shanna wants me to regularly sever various of my limbs with a rusty, salt-laced chainsaw, in order to then forge a spoon out of shards of my own bone, which I then use to gouge out my eyes 
The funniest thing i've ever seen... | |
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BabyCakes said: SHANNA said: Instead, Shanna wants me to... Instead Shanna wants me to do do this ...and, don't drive.By the way...there was this one time I saw... | |
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BabyCakes said: BabyCakes said: Instead Shanna wants me to do do this After I drank all that Shanna told me to I...could have shared some with her! Sometimes Shanna is... (lol) | |
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SHANNA said: BabyCakes said: After I drank all that Shanna told me to I...could have shared some with her! Sometimes Shanna is... (lol) a very naughty girl  | |
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TheFrog said: SHANNA said: Instead, Shanna wants me to regularly sever various of my limbs with a rusty, salt-laced chainsaw, in order to then forge a spoon out of shards of my own bone, which I then use to gouge out my eyes
The funniest thing i've ever seen...is Haystack in action. A talking horse, though, is... | |
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TheRealFiness said: SHANNA said: Sometimes Shanna is... (lol) a very naughty girl ...But, I like it!!!10...9...8... | |
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SHANNA said: 10...9...8... Oh damn, I'll never remember the combination to my chastity belt.
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Haystack said: As I left, they all stole my elephant and rode off into the sunset, laughing at me  I can't stand it when... | |
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TheFrog said: I can't stand it when I look in a mirror.
They clung onto my _____ [This message was edited Fri Apr 9 3:13:22 2004 by Haystack] | |
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Haystack said: They clung onto my panties for evidence
I was so embarrassed when... --ยปYou're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: I was so embarrassed when they all stole my giant ostrich and rode off into the sunset, laughing at me. The last time I... | |
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TheFrog said: The last time I...
...wet the bed, I noticed a huge... | |
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BinaryJustin said: I noticed a huge opening between my buttocks the other day.
Why do birds | |
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Haystack said: Why do birds...get so quiet when they mate?? That's how I know when to go a peek at them.
 If you ever get stuck in... | |
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SHANNA said: If you ever get stuck in my nostrils, then you'll have to tickle the inside of my nose to let me know that you're there.
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Haystack said: It was at that point that my Mother started knocking before she came into my room
my credit card details are... All those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand...
---------------------------------------------- So I contradict myself? I am large, I contain multitudes. | |
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sinaplenty said: My credit card details have been sent to every goat fetish site on the web.
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Haystack said: sinaplenty said: My credit card details have been sent to every goat fetish site on the web.
Under my clothes, I'm Bleeding ferociously from a nasty haycicle accident. My ribs are exposed, so.. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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EvilWhiteMale said: My ribs are exposed, so please stop attacking me with that chainsaw, now.
My vomit | |
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