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PrintableHaystack said: Could somebody help me open this gash?
I feel like a ...  | |
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Haystack said: Somebody lick my pancreas. Oh no! Spartacus is actually... Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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JasmineFire said: Teeth are great alternatives to nutcrackers in my household
I'm worried about this ache in | |
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Haystack said: Somebody lick my gash.
If only I had a ... | |
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Haystack said: I've never told anybody about my gash.
Apparantly on sunday there's gonna be a ... | |
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NakedPreacherLady said: I feel like a total cunt after looking in the mirror today
I wish Diana Ross would | |
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Haystack said: I'm worried about this ache in that the devil in the wall has on his knee. Once i was a princess | |
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INSATIABLE said: Oh no! Spartacus is actually played by Britney Spears in the new remake.
My ancestors were | |
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NakedPreacherLady said: Apparantly on sunday there's gonna be a sex toy party!
last night i was reading | |
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JasmineFire said: last night i was reading a dot-to-dot book and had a bit of difficulty and I was hoping that some other Orgers might be able to help me out.
The strain of living is just | |
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Haystack said: I wish Diana Ross would grow another beard.
I shot... | |
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JasmineFire said: Once i was a princess. Now I'm a pimp.
If Jesus were alive today he'd be a ... | |
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Haystack said: My ancestors were wankers.
I told you to put the... | |
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Haystack said: The strain of living is just a joyous experience since i bought vagina scented room spray. the cross-eyed mule [This message was edited Tue Apr 6 16:42:13 2004 by JasmineFire] | |
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JasmineFire said: last night i was reading my tealeaves. They told me that I was gonna develop a problem walking and that I would have to wear false legs with no knee joints.
I have two... | |
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too slow!!!!
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NakedPreacherLady said: I have two bellybuttons. one's and innie and the other is tempermental.
Zeus | |
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JasmineFire said: Zeus was my nickname at school.
My left knee | |
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Haystack said: My left knee is really a vagina.
Tomorrow I will ... | |
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Haystack said: JasmineFire said: Zeus was my nickname at school.
My left knee Fell into a pile of...  | |
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Cloudbuster said: Haystack said: My left knee is really a vagina.
Tomorrow I will ... Clean out my... | |
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SHANNA said: Clean out my face, Cloudbuster. Or I'll cut your cock off.
Would anyone here mind if I... | |
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Cloudbuster said: SHANNA said: Clean out my face, Cloudbuster. Or I'll cut your cock off.
Would anyone here mind if I... .....Never came back to the org ever again? Why no, but.... Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Cloudbuster said: "Would anyone here mind if I punch myself in the face?" said Cloudbuster to a chorus of approval.
The third time i saw a donkey... | |
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TheFrog said: The third time i saw a donkey I came.
It's time for my... | |
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Cloudbuster said: "Would anyone here mind if I made it so that girls had willies, rather than boys?" said God at the third annual 'Physiological Review of Human Creation' conference
If i wanted, i could...  [This message was edited Wed Apr 7 5:30:42 2004 by TheFrog] | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Cloudbuster said: Would anyone here mind if I... .....Never came back to the org ever again? Why no, but.... Where else would you go??... | |
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Cloudbuster said: It's time for my donkey to come around again - i've only seen it twice so far and i'm bulging.
The greatest night was... | |
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TheFrog said: Cloudbuster said: "Would anyone here mind if I made it so that girls had willies, rather than boys?" said God at the third annual 'Physiological Review of Human Creation' conference
If i wanted, i could...
Eat frog's legs...no problem, no guilt! Tastes like chicken anyway. | |
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SHANNA said: TheFrog said: If i wanted, i could...
Eat frog's legs...no problem, no guilt! Tastes like chicken anyway. 
Poor little frogs. | |
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