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Thread started 04/07/04 1:56pm

minneapolisgen
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After sex with sheep, don't kill the animal!

Found this at this link: http://english.pravda.ru/...4_sex.html but here it is anyway....(This was translated from Russian)

Some countries have very weird laws about sex.



sheep For instance, in many Middle Eastern countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with. A person who decided to eat this sheep is making a deadly sin, and he will never get into paradise with 70 virgins. <----- falloff

In Lebanon having half of population Christians, men are officially allowed to have sex with animals. Yet, an important restriction is applied: the animal must be female. For sex with male animals death penalty can be imposed. death In Indonesia a person will be executed if he/she masturbated.

hmmm In Bahrain a man-gynecologist can have patient"s examination only by seeing the genitals" image in the mirror.

flower In Guam, the island in the Pacific owned by the USA, there are specialists called defloration-makers. Such a specialist goes around the island and deprives females of virginity for a certain fee. A virgin cannot get married in Guam. A defloration-maker is the most exotic profession in the world, but this specialist is unlikely to move up the career ladder.

boxing In Hong Kong, a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband's mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means. thumbs up! saw


In Columbia, in town Kali a woman is allowed to have sex only with her husband. The bride's mother has the role of an eye-witness and she is required to be next to the spouses during their very first sexual intercourse.

whofarted In Bolivia, in town Santa-Krus a man is not allowed to have sex with a woman simultaneously. clueless


The USA also has its collection of weird laws about sex.

nutty In Arizona keeping more than two dildos at home is prohibited. In Colorado there is a ban on kissing a woman who sleeps. In Connecticut, town Hartford, a man is forbidden from kissing his wife on Sunday.

In Florida only the position "man on top" is legally allowed, and it is not allowed to kiss woman"s bust during sexual intercourse, in Massachusetts a woman is not allowed to have the position of "woman on top" in sex as well.

In Minnesota sex with birds dove is strictly prohibited. In Ohio women are not allowed to wear lacquered shoes because they underwear can be seen on their "mirror" surface.
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Reply #1 posted 04/07/04 2:06pm

2the9s

Damn, that's Pravda?? lol

What the hell happened to it? confuse

http://english.pravda.ru/
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Reply #2 posted 04/07/04 2:09pm

endorphin74

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those are too insane
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Reply #3 posted 04/07/04 2:20pm

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minneapolisgenius said:


In Minnesota sex with birds dove is strictly prohibited..



Oh oh..... I don't know what you're talking about whistle

I was framed I tell you...framed. That goose was asking for it. She was just flaunting her hot little body and what was I to do?
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Reply #4 posted 04/07/04 2:23pm

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lovemachine said:

minneapolisgenius said:


In Minnesota sex with birds dove is strictly prohibited..



Oh oh..... I don't know what you're talking about whistle

I was framed I tell you...framed. That goose was asking for it. She was just flaunting her hot little body and what was I to do?

hah!
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Reply #5 posted 04/07/04 3:46pm

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Why would you wanna kill the sheep after sex? Cuddling and pillow talk are no fun if they're dead.
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Reply #6 posted 04/07/04 3:48pm

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Reply #7 posted 04/07/04 3:54pm

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minneapolisgenius said:

boxing In Hong Kong, a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband's mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means. thumbs up! saw

Excellent!
This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes.
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Reply #8 posted 04/07/04 4:07pm

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Supernova said:

minneapolisgenius said:

boxing In Hong Kong, a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband's mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means. thumbs up! saw

Excellent!


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Reply #9 posted 04/07/04 6:24pm

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well it's about TIME someone imposed some limits nod
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Reply #10 posted 04/07/04 6:52pm

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flower In Guam, the island in the Pacific owned by the USA, there are specialists called defloration-makers. Such a specialist goes around the island and deprives females of virginity for a certain fee. A virgin cannot get married in Guam. A defloration-maker is the most exotic profession in the world, but this specialist is unlikely to move up the career ladder.


Man, I want that job!!!! Who cares about the glass ceiling!?! lol
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Reply #11 posted 04/07/04 6:56pm

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minneapolisgenius said:

lovemachine said:




Oh oh..... I don't know what you're talking about whistle

I was framed I tell you...framed. That goose was asking for it. She was just flaunting her hot little body and what was I to do?

hah!

co-hah!
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Reply #12 posted 04/08/04 4:23pm

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Supernova said:

minneapolisgenius said:

boxing In Hong Kong, a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband's mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means. thumbs up! saw

Excellent!

thumbs up!
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Reply #13 posted 04/08/04 7:17pm

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