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After sex with sheep, don't kill the animal! Found this at this link: http://english.pravda.ru/...4_sex.html but here it is anyway....(This was translated from Russian)
Some countries have very weird laws about sex. For instance, in many Middle Eastern countries it is prohibited to eat the sheep you had sex with. A person who decided to eat this sheep is making a deadly sin, and he will never get into paradise with 70 virgins. <----- In Lebanon having half of population Christians, men are officially allowed to have sex with animals. Yet, an important restriction is applied: the animal must be female. For sex with male animals death penalty can be imposed. In Indonesia a person will be executed if he/she masturbated. In Bahrain a man-gynecologist can have patient"s examination only by seeing the genitals" image in the mirror. In Guam, the island in the Pacific owned by the USA, there are specialists called defloration-makers. Such a specialist goes around the island and deprives females of virginity for a certain fee. A virgin cannot get married in Guam. A defloration-maker is the most exotic profession in the world, but this specialist is unlikely to move up the career ladder. In Hong Kong, a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband's mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means. In Columbia, in town Kali a woman is allowed to have sex only with her husband. The bride's mother has the role of an eye-witness and she is required to be next to the spouses during their very first sexual intercourse. In Bolivia, in town Santa-Krus a man is not allowed to have sex with a woman simultaneously. The USA also has its collection of weird laws about sex. In Arizona keeping more than two dildos at home is prohibited. In Colorado there is a ban on kissing a woman who sleeps. In Connecticut, town Hartford, a man is forbidden from kissing his wife on Sunday. In Florida only the position "man on top" is legally allowed, and it is not allowed to kiss woman"s bust during sexual intercourse, in Massachusetts a woman is not allowed to have the position of "woman on top" in sex as well. In Minnesota sex with birds is strictly prohibited. In Ohio women are not allowed to wear lacquered shoes because they underwear can be seen on their "mirror" surface. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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those are too insane | |
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minneapolisgenius said: In Minnesota sex with birds is strictly prohibited.. Oh oh..... I don't know what you're talking about I was framed I tell you...framed. That goose was asking for it. She was just flaunting her hot little body and what was I to do? | |
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lovemachine said: minneapolisgenius said: In Minnesota sex with birds is strictly prohibited.. Oh oh..... I don't know what you're talking about I was framed I tell you...framed. That goose was asking for it. She was just flaunting her hot little body and what was I to do? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Why would you wanna kill the sheep after sex? Cuddling and pillow talk are no fun if they're dead. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: In Hong Kong, a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband's mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means.
Excellent! This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Supernova said: minneapolisgenius said: In Hong Kong, a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband's mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means.
Excellent! | |
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well it's about TIME someone imposed some limits | |
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In Guam, the island in the Pacific owned by the USA, there are specialists called defloration-makers. Such a specialist goes around the island and deprives females of virginity for a certain fee. A virgin cannot get married in Guam. A defloration-maker is the most exotic profession in the world, but this specialist is unlikely to move up the career ladder.
Man, I want that job!!!! Who cares about the glass ceiling!?! | |
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minneapolisgenius said: lovemachine said: Oh oh..... I don't know what you're talking about I was framed I tell you...framed. That goose was asking for it. She was just flaunting her hot little body and what was I to do? co- | |
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Supernova said: minneapolisgenius said: In Hong Kong, a woman cheated by her husband is allowed to kill him, but only with bare hands, use of weapons is not permitted. As for her husband's mistress, the wife is allowed to kill her by any means.
Excellent! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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'm like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat | |
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