Well?

Mine was some virgin topsoil yesterday afternoon, you?

Mine was some slutty topsoil 2 days ago! So beat that!

LittlePill said:

BEEEEAAAAACCHHH!!

I sieve my semen and pick the sperm out and then watch them race.

Cloudbuster said:

In what medium do you race them?

How do you label each one, so you can tell which wins?

Do you bet on them? If so how do you assign odds?

PREDOMINANT said:

Whoa, dude! That's too many questions at once. It's only monday for fucks' sake.

Cloudbuster said:

Ok, does the fat one always come last?

PREDOMINANT said:

I do, yes.

Cloudbuster said:

SHIT WILL YOU LEAVE MY THREAD ALONE!!

How the fuck I am supposed complete my thesis on "Uses for the sieve in 21st century: a prospective analysis, its not all flour y'know" if you keep jacking serious threads with trivial unsubstantiated references.

Is this about stealing things, or actually sieving things?

I stole some Opal Fruits when i was little, and a bottle of lemonade.

I haven't sieved anything since i last made some Yorkshire puddings about 6 months ago.

TheFrog said:

I think I sifted some flour about a month ago when I was making brownies..

BabyCakes said:

Ahh one "sift" into the smelting pot of data, and for "brownies" good, good. Self raising or plain flour?

PREDOMINANT said:

I'm a failure at sieving. And stealing.

PREDOMINANT said:

Umm I think it was plain flour!

TheFrog said:

At least you tried to make Yorkshire puds, most people by them frozen

I'm not really a sifter, I prefer the odd lump here and there.

Lumps

I don't believe in sifting. I think it's a bullshit scheme by the sifter industry to sell us pointless gadgets.

"My brain is like a sieve, sometimes it's easier to forget all the bad things you did me, you did to me"

Well, on the serious note, I sieved some flour three days ago for baking.

In 'nam.

JDINTERACTIVE said: