YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER WHEN.....



--Every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..."
--You buy your Visine at a wholesale club
--You're a Bob Marley fan and you don't even like reggae
--Someone asks you for a dime and you tell them you're out of herb
--The High Times centerfold turns you on
--Every vacation you wind up in Amsterdam or Jamaica
--Your friends call you Smokey
--Your parents call you Smokey
--Smoking resi on a daily basis is essential to keep your bowl from getting clogged
--Your cigarette gets way too heavy





--You think everyone is staring at you and there's nobody in the room
--All you want to do is drink & smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke...
--Your room turns into your grow room
--The lab technician testing your urine sample gets high off the fumes
--Your best friend just happens to be your dealer
--You vote Harry Browne for president
--A friend without weed is a friend in need
--Your bumper sticker reads "Honk for Hemp"
--Someone finds a roach in your room, it's not a bad thing
--Your bong becomes an extension of your arm
--You went to a Hempfest
--You can't remember the Hempfest
--Your video collection consists of endless Cheech and Chong sequels





--Your too phoned to stone home
--Your creativity is only used when you have nothing to smoke out of
--You can ask for weed in other languages
--The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you don't mind being wasted
--Sorting out life's problems, the answer is always roll, lick and smoke
--You want to have kids named Herb, Bud and MaryJane
--Your clothes are full of burnholes from dropped joints
--You learn about the KGB in history class and all you can think about are green sticky buds
--If an autobiography of your life was made into a movie, it would be called "Waiting to Inhale"
--You own too many pairs of Birkenstocks
--Breakfast consists of a spliff, some OJ, and a bowl packed with Fruity Pebbles
--You smoke your screens and save your roaches
--You clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on your car mats
--You forget your friends' names
--You forget your own name
--Your motto in life is Why ask Why? Just Get High
--You call people you don't even like to hang out, just because you know they've got buds
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--You roll your blunts fatter than your 40oz
--You begin hearing knocks at the door and CD skips that aren't there
--You find yourself in the kitchen eating everything but Spam...then you eat the Spam

AND THE FINAL REASON YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER...
When you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth

Can anyone relate to these stoner habits?

oh I see the morning crew are kind of straight edge goodie tooshoos.. or is it a post seniority thing
[This message was edited Wed Mar 31 7:04:39 2004 by misterE]

misterE said:[quote]YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER WHEN.....


--Every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..."
--All you want to do is drink & smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke...
--Your room turns into your grow room
--A friend without weed is a friend in need
--Someone finds a roach in your room, it's not a bad thing
--Your bong becomes an extension of your arm
--Your too phoned to stone home
--Your creativity is only used when you have nothing to smoke out of
--You can ask for weed in other languages
--The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you don't mind being wasted
--Sorting out life's problems, the answer is always roll, lick and smoke
--Your clothes are full of burnholes from dropped joints
--Breakfast consists of a spliff, some OJ, and a bowl packed with Fruity Pebbles
--You smoke your screens and save your roaches
--You call people you don't even like to hang out, just because you know they've got buds
--You begin hearing knocks at the door and CD skips that aren't there


AND THE FINAL REASON YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER...
When you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth

Yes, I'm guilty to all the above!!! (Although the very last one took acid, not grass to become a 'reality'.)

misterE said:

I didn't get half of the shit that was written, but I guess that's a good thing.

LittlePill said:

When pictures of yourself are circulating on the internet

.....you can't fricken read the damn title of this thread! I thought it said "You know you're stronger when"

jackflash said:[quote]

misterE said:

Believe you me, I can understand where you are coming from!

sinisterpentatonic said:

ya know!?!? btw I'm luvin your new avatar!!! so many colors in detail! where's sir ardeo?

Hey, do you know where that picture is of Bert and Ernie getting high?

LittlePill said:

it is

VinaBlue said:

This one?

misterE said:

Thanks!!




He's been around.

sinisterpentatonic said:

or this one?

sinisterpentatonic said:

omg !
where am ?

sinisterpentatonic said:

funkadelic11 said:

Drugs. Great.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

not drugs JD just a plant you oughta try it some time..... I'll bet you'll do less of this and a lot of this





[This message was edited Sun Apr 4 4:58:08 2004 by JEP]

JEP said:

Well I did have a bit of a smoke at a party last week. No joke, Some fella asked what I for a living and I replied 'I spin straw into gold.....call me Rumple''.

I rock!!

JDINTERACTIVE said:

LMAO!

JD! You fucker! How you be?

Cloudbuster said:

Fuck off!


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I'm pretty good mate. Knackered but good.

Actually, I don't really care how you are so get fucked!

I only puff between the hours of 24 and 7 monday-sundays

Cloudbuster said:

Oh go and smoke da cheeba pencil neck!