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Ever had an inappropriate relation with fruits or vegetables? So what's your experience in this department?
I myself have done a watermelon once. I can't go into to much detail but just inform you that no watermelons suffered as a consequence of my ...uhm... actions.. and there it is | |
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Only oral ! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Fhunkin said: Only oral !
banana, huh? | |
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PANDURITO said: Fhunkin said: Only oral !
banana, huh? or cucumber perharps? and there it is | |
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HEY THAT NOT WHAT POOK MEAN WHEN POOK SAY POOK LIKE TO EAT BANANA! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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I used to work at a grocery store and my male co-worker used to cut a hole in a cantaloupe, leave it out on his patio for a few hours on a warm summer day, then have his way with it. Once, he took a plum from our produce department without paying for it, and when the store manager walked by him, he panicked and swallowed the plum whole. That took some kind of talent. "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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jillybean said: I used to work at a grocery store and my male co-worker used to cut a hole in a cantaloupe, leave it out on his patio for a few hours on a warm summer day, then have his way with it. Once, he took a plum from our produce department without paying for it, and when the store manager walked by him, he panicked and swallowed the plum whole. That took some kind of talent.
You wanna let me know what grocery store, so i can make a mental note to avoid the melons there? Especially ones which have a section crudely re-inserted? | |
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TheFrog said: jillybean said: I used to work at a grocery store and my male co-worker used to cut a hole in a cantaloupe, leave it out on his patio for a few hours on a warm summer day, then have his way with it. Once, he took a plum from our produce department without paying for it, and when the store manager walked by him, he panicked and swallowed the plum whole. That took some kind of talent.
You wanna let me know what grocery store, so i can make a mental note to avoid the melons there? Especially ones which have a section crudely re-inserted? Are you in Mpls Frog? It was Byerly's in Edina. I worked there for 11 years. Yikes. "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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jillybean said: I used to work at a grocery store and my male co-worker used to cut a hole in a cantaloupe, leave it out on his patio for a few hours on a warm summer day, then have his way with it.
taking notes and there it is | |
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I give hand jobs to bananas. Man those fuckers have stamina! | |
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LittlePill said: I give hand jobs to bananas. Man those fuckers have stamina!
"bananas" and "fuckers" are really the keywords in these sentences, cause bananas have soooo many uses besides the ole handjob btw, the ladies should really be..uhm... "open" to c&c (cucumbers and carrots). I mean you just can't top those vegetables; they are really good for ya and there it is | |
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CokeJohnson said: LittlePill said: I give hand jobs to bananas. Man those fuckers have stamina!
"bananas" and "fuckers" are really the keywords in these sentences, cause bananas have soooo many uses besides the ole handjob btw, the ladies should really be..uhm... "open" to c&c (cucumbers and carrots). I mean you just can't top those vegetables; they are really good for ya That's be one stew I'd glady eat seconds! | |
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I thought it was just me | |
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LittlePill said: I give hand jobs to bananas. Man those fuckers have stamina!
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CokeJohnson said: PANDURITO said: banana, huh? or cucumber perharps? ..and peaches ofcourse Futuristic Fantasy | |
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I couldn't say where she's comin' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill says you can't make me cum No way! (Y'jes can't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: I couldn't say where she's comin' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill says you can't make me cum No way! (Y'jes can't do it) She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I don't mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (So I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb An' applied rotation on her sugar plum I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm, Dinah-Moe Humm I like apples too No hablo espanol,no!
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I used to live with an apple. I told him it was inappropriate to come home drunk with a slut on each arm...this was most evenings. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I used to live with an apple. I told him it was inappropriate to come home drunk with a slut on each arm...this was most evenings.
Oh and for the record I've had no liasons with fruit, I jus' wondered what that young scallywag Interactive was saying! JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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JaneyPoos said: Oh and for the record I've had no liasons with fruit, I jus' wondered what that young scallywag Interactive was saying! Suuuure.. that's what they all say But you know what? Once you had a melon (for the guys) or a banana (for the girls (and even some men )) U never go back :fruitsandvegetablespimp: and there it is | |
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Ex-Moderator | JDINTERACTIVE said: I used to live with an apple. I told him it was inappropriate to come home drunk with a slut on each arm...this was most evenings.
damn apples! |
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