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Who's Had Sex Today? (part 2, In Memory of LSR Forum!) 
I know, everybody's getting ready to party at Regal Cinemas. But I know that after the concert there will be lots of action! Prince is gonna get the ladies (and some of you fellas)all hot and bothered. Don't be shy! If you got some and you know it clap your hands!  I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Not today..... 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: Not today.....
 Today's not over! Keep it up (pun intended) I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Yesterday 
Not today though. Still at work (8.40pm) and gonna be here for a few hours yet, so the only chance i got of sex is with myself.  | |
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Adisa said: luv4u said: Not today.....
Today's not over! Keep it up (pun intended) okay! 
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Not YET today...  The day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom - Anais Nin
"Unnecessary giggling"...  | |
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Not I. In fact, it'll be a year next month since the last time!    Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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Does sex with yourself count?
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Does sex with yourself count?
In that case i've had sex 17 times today already.  | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Does sex with yourself count?
If so, then change my answer to yes. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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I haven't had sex today, but I did finger myself this morning in bed. | |
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3bogs said: TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Does sex with yourself count?
In that case i've had sex 17 times today already. 
 The keyboard on your computer must be awfully icky!I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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yesterday afternoon. i gotta find someone steady. Everytime Im in the mood noone is around, but when my regulars are in the mood I have to drop what Im doing. It's like, if you don't do it, you never know when the next time will be, couple days or a couple months...grrr | |
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Sex? What's that?  Just teasing.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Hmmm... if we're counting dreams... I should be paid for my services.... _________________________________________
You'll find the back of my hand displeasing. (Shake) The bun is in your mind. (Meatwad) | |
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theVelvetRoper said: I haven't had sex today, but I did finger myself this morning in bed.
 I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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 hmm...sex. I remember that. as far as I remember it's usually fun, no?
Damn, I wish I could remember more, but it has been so long ago....  | |
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theVelvetRoper said: I haven't had sex today, but I did finger myself this morning in bed.
So did I! Now my finger smells funny. Proud member of Prince's cult for 20 years! | |
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I haven't had sex in over a week..... They did WHAT??!.... 
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kiss85 said: I haven't had sex in over a week.....
I hate to tell ya, but I checked 
and No one on this thread will be getting any for a LOOOOONG time. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: kiss85 said: I haven't had sex in over a week.....
I hate to tell ya, but I checked
and No one on this thread will be getting any for a LOOOOONG time. including you?????  They did WHAT??!....
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kiss85 said: sinisterpentatonic said: I hate to tell ya, but I checked
and No one on this thread will be getting any for a LOOOOONG time. including you????? Well either way, it won't be with YOU!!!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: kiss85 said: including you????? Well either way, it won't be with YOU!!! I didn't ask for that anyway .....  They did WHAT??!....
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Here's a downer of a thread... | |
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LittlePill said: theVelvetRoper said: I haven't had sex today, but I did finger myself this morning in bed.
So did I! Now my finger smells funny. | |
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ThreadBare said: Here's a downer of a thread...
I'll say. | |
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3bogs said: TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: Does sex with yourself count?
In that case i've had sex 17 times today already. I've had sex with my hand 24 times today. IN fact I'm having sex with my hand right now and I'm typing with the other | |
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mrbungle said: 3bogs said: In that case i've had sex 17 times today already. I've had sex with my hand 24 times today. IN fact I'm having sex with my hand right now and I'm typing with the other You're a dirty man.  | |
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mrbungle said: 3bogs said: In that case i've had sex 17 times today already. I've had sex with my hand 24 times today. IN fact I'm having sex with my hand right now and I'm typing with the other 
.....gonna leave this one alone | |
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