So what's your experience in this department?

I myself have done a watermelon once. I can't go into to much detail but just inform you that no watermelons suffered as a consequence of my ...uhm... actions..

Only oral !

Fhunkin said:

banana, huh?

PANDURITO said:

or cucumber perharps?

I used to work at a grocery store and my male co-worker used to cut a hole in a cantaloupe, leave it out on his patio for a few hours on a warm summer day, then have his way with it. Once, he took a plum from our produce department without paying for it, and when the store manager walked by him, he panicked and swallowed the plum whole. That took some kind of talent.

jillybean said:

You wanna let me know what grocery store, so i can make a mental note to avoid the melons there?

Especially ones which have a section crudely re-inserted?

TheFrog said:

Are you in Mpls Frog? It was Byerly's in Edina. I worked there for 11 years. Yikes.

jillybean said:

taking notes

I give hand jobs to bananas. Man those fuckers have stamina!

LittlePill said:

"bananas" and "fuckers" are really the keywords in these sentences, cause bananas have soooo many uses besides the ole handjob

btw, the ladies should really be..uhm... "open" to c&c (cucumbers and carrots). I mean you just can't top those vegetables; they are really good for ya

CokeJohnson said:

That's be one stew I'd glady eat seconds!

I thought it was just me

LittlePill said:

CokeJohnson said:

..and peaches ofcourse

I couldn't say where she's comin' from,
But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill says you can't make me cum
No way!
(Y'jes can't do it)

She made a bet with her sister who's a little bit dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(So I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb
An' applied rotation on her sugar plum



I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,
Dinah-Moe Humm

sinisterpentatonic said:

I like apples too

I used to live with an apple. I told him it was inappropriate to come home drunk with a slut on each arm...this was most evenings.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Oh and for the record I've had no liasons with fruit, I jus' wondered what that young scallywag Interactive was saying!

JaneyPoos said:

Suuuure.. that's what they all say

But you know what? Once you had a melon (for the guys) or a banana (for the girls (and even some men )) U never go back
:fruitsandvegetablespimp:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

damn apples!