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Link to a nasty story "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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what an unsanitary insensitive bastard! | |
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It's bad enough that she's going to think she had done it, but just the thought of it being from someone ELSE is just..... "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said:
It's bad enough that she's going to think she had done it, but just the thought of it being from someone ELSE is just..... i hope he didn't have any diseases or parasites. i wonder if she could possibly figure out that it wasn't her? | |
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jessyMD32781 said: minneapolisgenius said:
It's bad enough that she's going to think she had done it, but just the thought of it being from someone ELSE is just..... i hope he didn't have any diseases or parasites. i wonder if she could possibly figure out that it wasn't her? Oh gross, I didn't even think of that. 
 I don't know though...."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: jessyMD32781 said: i hope he didn't have any diseases or parasites. i wonder if she could possibly figure out that it wasn't her? Oh gross, I didn't even think of that.
I don't know though....do you how pissed i'd be if some guy did that to me? he'd be dead and i'd tell everyone that he's the guy who will take a dump on your bed and then wipe it on you while you sleep. | |
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jessyMD32781 said: minneapolisgenius said: Oh gross, I didn't even think of that.
I don't know though....do you how pissed i'd be if some guy did that to me? he'd be dead and i'd tell everyone that he's the guy who will take a dump on your bed and then wipe it on you while you sleep.  I know.
I might have to kill him.
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jessyMD32781 said: what an unsanitary insensitive bastard!
That's for damn sure!  If a guy tried to do that to me, he would be one sorry bastard! I realize he didn't want to "spoil the mood" by leaving to go to the bathroom, but damn, it would beat him having an "accident" and then trying to cover up for it. I'm surprised that the girl didn't smell anything when it happened. Seemed to me if someone took a "fattest shit" of his life in his boxers, you would notice a funky odor coming from them.  Some guys are the biggest assholes, I swear.  [This message was edited Wed Mar 31 15:07:44 2004 by psychodelicide] RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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That reminds me of this one time I woke up on top of this girl and she had me in some type of arm and leg lock. Well anyways about 30 seconds after I wake up I hear this drizzling sound, I started looking around the room to see where it was coming from, then I realized it was her pissing in the bed. 
I quickly unlocked myself from her embrace, got dressed and left.  [This message was edited Thu Apr 1 10:24:07 2004 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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 ARRRGGH!!! LOL!!! Now that's all kinds of wrong!!!  [This message was edited Wed Mar 31 16:00:56 2004 by lilmissmissy] No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
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sinisterpentatonic said: That reminds me of this one time I woke up on top of this girl and she had me in me in some type of arm and leg lock. Well anyways about 30 seconds after I wake up I hear this drizzling sound, I started looking around the room to see where it was coming from, then I realized it was her pissing in the bed.
I quickly unlocked myself from her embrace, got dressed and left.  What the fuck is wrong with people that they can't use the bathroom when they need to? Sheesh, are they not potty trained or what? RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: sinisterpentatonic said: That reminds me of this one time I woke up on top of this girl and she had me in me in some type of arm and leg lock. Well anyways about 30 seconds after I wake up I hear this drizzling sound, I started looking around the room to see where it was coming from, then I realized it was her pissing in the bed.
I quickly unlocked myself from her embrace, got dressed and left. What the fuck is wrong with people that they can't use the bathroom when they need to? Sheesh, are they not potty trained or what? i think it's from too much drinking. if youhave to be drunk to sleep with someone then you probably shouldn't be sleeping with them in the first place. now if you happen to be drunk when sleeping with someone you love...that's a different story. and hopefully they'll be honest with you when they poop in the bed. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: So how did you "come across" that story? Googling for poo?  | |
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jessyMD32781 said: i think it's from too much drinking.
if youhave to be drunk to sleep with someone then you probably shouldn't be sleeping with them in the first place.
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sinisterpentatonic said: jessyMD32781 said: i think it's from too much drinking.
if youhave to be drunk to sleep with someone then you probably shouldn't be sleeping with them in the first place.
i know, it blows the mind. i miss your old avvie.  | |
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Where did you find this crap?
Pardon the pun.  | |
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jessyMD32781 said: psychodelicide said: What the fuck is wrong with people that they can't use the bathroom when they need to? Sheesh, are they not potty trained or what? i think it's from too much drinking. if youhave to be drunk to sleep with someone then you probably shouldn't be sleeping with them in the first place. now if you happen to be drunk when sleeping with someone you love...that's a different story. and hopefully they'll be honest with you when they poop in the bed.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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jessyMD32781 said: sinisterpentatonic said: i know, it blows the mind. 
i miss your old avvie.
Yeah, I had a hard time changing that one. Don't worry it's not gone for good.  | |
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Vibrator said: minneapolisgenius said: So how did you "come across" that story? Googling for poo? Surprisingly, no. At least not THAT particular time when I was Googling for poo.
There was a link to it on the Dutch website "volkomenkut". They always have crazy stories and pics on there. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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