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I'm Richard Simmons, Bitch (slap)! Fitness Icon Richard Simmons Cited for Slapping Man
PHOENIX (Reuters) - Flamboyant fitness guru Richard Simmons was cited by authorities for allegedly slapping a man in an airport who was poking fun at his exercise videos, police said on Thursday. Simmons, 55, known for his tank tops and outrageous manner, was ticketed for misdemeanor assault after allegedly striking the man across the face while in line at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport on Wednesday night, police said. "He apparently said 'Hey everybody, it's Richard Simmons, let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,"' said Sgt. Lauri Williams, a reference to a series of his well-known videos. "Mr. Simmons took offense and said he had to 'bitch slap' him." The man, whose name was not immediately available, told police that he wanted to press charges against Simmons, who was cited and allowed to board a plane to Las Vegas. Police said Simmons cooperated fully with police at the scene. 
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I just want to hear Richard Simmons say "Bitch Slap" out loud. | |
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I was going to start a Richard Simmons thread today! Not even because of this story though. This is the first I've heard of it. 
Damn, how embarrassing would THAT be. Getting slapped in public by RICHARD SIMMONS of all people!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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 Deal-A-Meal rage."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Anxiety said: I just want to hear Richard Simmons say "Bitch Slap" out loud.
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minneapolisgenius said: Deal-A-Meal rage.
what did the 10 deal-a-meals say to the mouth? | |
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ROFLMAO I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: minneapolisgenius said: Deal-A-Meal rage.
what did the 10 deal-a-meals say to the mouth? you guys CRACK ME UP!! | |
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he must have been wicked freaking pissed off to slap someone for saying that. i mean, people have saud much worse about him. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: minneapolisgenius said: Deal-A-Meal rage.
what did the 10 deal-a-meals say to the mouth?
(couldn't find a slapping one) "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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PhilG said: 'I'm Richard Simmons, Bitch (slap)!'
Lawl! | |
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PhilG said: "He apparently said 'Hey everybody, it's Richard Simmons, let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,"' said Sgt. Lauri Williams, a reference to a series of his well-known videos. "Mr. Simmons took offense and said he had to 'bitch slap' him." AHhaha! | |
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PhilG said: "He apparently said 'Hey everybody, it's Richard Simmons, let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s,"' said Sgt. Lauri Williams, a reference to a series of his well-known videos. "Mr. Simmons took offense and said he had to 'bitch slap' him." AHhaha! | |
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He bitch-slapped an amateur wrestler...and the punk is actually going to sue him!!!
 By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I like Richard Simmons, he is so fun!!! He has a zest for life  
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorCheck this out.....
www.richardsimmons.com  [This message was edited Sun Mar 28 6:55:23 2004 by PusherMan] Here I am, you lucky people!
I know a thing or two about a thing or two!! www.ymdb.com/user_top20_v...rsid=16838 | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Handclapsfingasnapz said:
what did the 10 deal-a-meals say to the mouth?
(couldn't find a slapping one) Here use this one.  | |
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I wonder why he got angry. What the guy said wasn't offensive.  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: minneapolisgenius said:
(couldn't find a slapping one) Here use this one.
Thank you!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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