Scifi gave me a good idea and i think it could spread some love around the Org. so here's my first one, it's for 2the9s:

Dear 2the9s,

How are you? we haven't really ever had a conversation have we?

well all i wanted to say was that i guess we can get that house you keep banging on about. we just have to settle on a location and it's a done deal as far as i am concerned.
all i ask is that you leave Lleena alone. please don't start any fights with her ok?

your's truly,
Milty

Return to Sender!

2the9s said:

bitch.

2the9s said:

They don't let me have pencils or pens where I am.

Anxiety said:

crayons, too?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

They used to let us use the fatty crayons, then there was an incident.

Dear Endorphin74

It's been quite awhile since I've run into you on the threads. I hope everything is going well for you and that you are happy.

Love
Scifi

see? that's how you do it.

Dear SinisterPentatonic

I would just like to say that even though we started out throwing bricks at each other, I've come to actually enjoy seeing you on the Org. That night we spend on the "unqoute" thread was very fun.

Although I am sure you are a hot, manly stud, I do realize that you are straight and you do not need to fear that I will take sexual advantage of you, even when I am drunk or you are stoned.

I am looking forward to having more fun with you on the threads. And of course I do not REALLY believe that your girlfriend actually looks like this:

Sincerely
SciFi

Anxiety said:

Dear SOSGemini

You recently posted a picture of a man taking a bow. He wasn't wearing much clothing. I think maybe a white skirt was all? Anyways, He looked very nice and had really nice, dark hair. And I have been wondering if that was a picture of yourself, because somehow it fit with this mental image I have of you.

Sincerely
SciFi

Dear Bananacologne

I trust that you wouldn't dream of ever visiting Denmark without letting me know? We simply MUST get together sometimes and exchange boots. For walking, of course.

And if I ever make it to merry old England again, I'll be sure to let you know, so's you can show me all the hot spots that gay men go to over there, although I must confess that some of the places you frequent are probably places I'm not quite sure I have the courage to go to. I'm just a mild-mannered, old-fashioned gentleman at heart and I am sure that you also know of places where I would feel comfortable.

Anyways... I hope everything is alright with you and that you are happy. You can always orgnote me an update on your situation.

Love
SciFi
[This message was edited Mon Mar 22 17:38:14 2004 by scififilmnerd]

Dear IAmTheTouch

Why are you living so far away from me? I really hope that one day I will be able to afford a visit to your part of the world. I have this image - of the two of us dressed to the nines and mingling at some high class charity event while sipping on our drinks and eating h'ors d'ouvres - stuck in my head, so's maybe it will come true?

Anyways, I am glad that your work is seemingly going so well. I hope it keeps up. I absolutely adore you. You are all class, darling.

Lotsa love
SciFi

Dear Scifi,

Shut the fuck up.

Love Always,
Milty
[This message was edited Mon Mar 22 17:56:38 2004 by Milty]

Dear Milton,

Reported!

Sincerely,
2the9s

Dear 2the9s,

Bite Me!!!

Always,
Milty

Milty said:

Dear Sweet Milty

Thank you for your heartfelt advice. It's true that no one seems to be replying to my letters, but I am sure that's only because they haven't seem them yet.

So I'll just shut up now as suggested and check back in tomorrow to see if there are any responses.

But first, let me ask you this, Sweet Milty. Are you still in London or have you moved back to Bermuda now as you talked about doing?

Wherever in the world you are right now, I hope all is well with you.

Love
SciFi

Dear Scifi,

Thank you for your concern. i am still in London and enjoying my time here. will you come in visit? i leave on the 1st of April.

Kind Regards,
Milty

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Dear Dansa,

that was very funny. hahahahahah.

yours,
Milty

Dear Milty

Oh, I would so love to visit you while you're still in London. Unfortunately I recently quit my job and am currently unemployed, so I really can't afford to go travelling right now. Which is a shame, because now I'm gonna miss out on you showing me all the cool record stores over there.

But, hey... Then I'll just have to visit you in Bermuda instead. Sometime in the future where I am rolling in money. I've never been to Bermuda. We could go UFO sighting all night and get tanned while sleeping on the beach all day. Sounds nice, eh?

So don't be sad about me not visiting you in London. Who knows what the future might bring? I'm thinking postive.

As always, love
SciFi

scififilmnerd said:

SciFi Dahling!

thank you so much for your note. indeed, i have a charity event coming up on June 3rd, taking place at a very fancy mansion! since my husband can't be arsed to go to these things, i thought it would be a fabulous opportunity for you, me, nana, ned and pej to finally live out that fantasy we've been secretly orgnoting about! i've seen their master bedroom, and it would be the perfect setting! just let me know, and i'll order the tickets.

in the meantime, enjoy the case of champagne i FedExed to you... a little token of my appreciation! i worship the ground you walk on, sweetie... hope to see you soon!

warmly,
iamthefuckingtouch

scififilmnerd said:

Dear Scifi,

please don't start stalking me.

ok,
Milty

Dear althom,

When are you gonna take the high road (no pun intended) and join Whitney Houston at the Betty Ford Clinic? Haven't you heard? Crack kills...

With love and hope,

- June7

xoxoxoxo

Dearest Dansa,

Why do you keep hiding the Moderator Key to the OrgSpa? I only had sex in it once, and it was cleaned afterwards... sheesh!

Toodles,

- June7

June7 said:

Dear June7,

The other mods told me to hide it! It turns out that you didn't clean it all the way, and Ben wound up putting his hand in some...uhhh....anyway, I'm still not giving you the key! If I do, the other mods will beat me up and give me a swirlie in the moderator's bathroom!

Ciao,
Dansa