from sitting behind the computer just mindlessly clicking on threads on the org ignoring the fact that you have to pee more and more and holding it in trying not to pay attention to the fact that you are about to piss your pants just because you're too lazy to get up and go to the toilet?





Because I haven't.

I havent' but I heard drinking Cranberry juice will help clear up the infection. There is some sort of anti-oxident in the juice that helps..

Bladder infections!

BabyCakes said:

It's true. Cranberry juice does work.

Cloudbuster said:

Why am I not surprised?

Cloudbuster said:

minneapolisgenius said:

I watched you this morning.


Still hidden in minnie's walls...

Cloudbuster said:

I know. I called the exterminators and they're on their way.

minneapolisgenius said:

Are you calling me a rodent?

Cloudbuster said:

Exterminators don't only kill rodents you know.

Cloudbuster said:

Cloudbuster said:

That's a mighty big finger you got there.
[This message was edited Tue Mar 23 8:23:20 2004 by minneapolisgenius]

Sometimes it's hard to leave my computer chair to go to the bathroom when I am having fun on this org. Someone should invent a bathroom be built beside one's computer station.

luv4u said:

They do have those one things that people use when they go to sports events and don't want to leave their seats to use the potty. They attach somehow... and I think there's a bag that holds the urine. They have some silly name... you could use that!

AzureStarr said:

EEeeewwwww! After a while with all that body heat, the smell. Now who has time to remove those certain items from one's butt....

luv4u said:

Weeelll... I don't think they're used for #2. I think it's simply for urine collection.

Just think, when you become old and incontinent, you'll be peeing yourself all the time and not even realize it.

Tom said:

That's so funny :heheheheh: , oh hell, hope incontinence never happens to me.....

Here it is... The Sadium Pal/Gal

THE
"STADIUM GAL"
An UNDETECTABLE FEMALE LEG BAG

Once again we have adopted a product that has already been used in the Health Care Industry, and provided it to those who hate the waiting. It is called a Female Urinary Pouch. The pouch is Non-Latex, and contains an Odor-Barrier pouch film. At the bottom of the pouch is a Convenience Drain that connects to the leg bag system (worn on the inner calf). It is one size fits all, and is cut to fit one's needs. Application is explained in the instruction guide.









www.staidumpal.com

luv4u said:

I'm going to saw a hole in my chair and attach one of those plastic potty chair things to it.

minneapolisgenius said:

- this I gotta see!

AzureStarr said:

This IS a good alternative though.

minneapolisgenius said:

Can you imagine having one of these on and carrying on a conversation with the sports fan next to you, all the while peeing the entire time. If I was an avid sports fan, and used one of these deals often, I guess I'd be afraid of becoming too used to just letting it flow and would accidentally let it flow at the wrong time... like, when I wasn't wearing one.

AzureStarr said:

Convience drain!

AzureStarr said:

I don't know if I could pee and talk to someone while fully clothed at the same time, and do it naturally as well. I think I'd have a weird look on my face as I tried to discreetly piss in my bag.

minneapolisgenius said:

I know... it'd be very, very strange.