I just dropped a $10,000 peice of medical equipment right after I configured and tested it.

What do you guys think I should do?

A) Put it in the box and ship it and hope when the customer recieves it they'll blame it on the shipping department.

B) Tell my boss it was like that when I got it.

C)Tell my boss the truth and get yelled at.

D)Blame Ardeo.



[This message was edited Fri Mar 26 21:01:59 2004 by sinisterpentatonic]

E. Fix it!

anaesthetic machine?

diathermy machine?

BairHugger/WarmAir?

Scope?

what u busted this time you retard?!

F) Drop it again. You're already screwed.

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

or consult the infinite wisdom of one Homer J. Simpson

http://personal.inet.fi/t...homer.html

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

Fetal Monitor

AnotherLoverToo said:

I can't the chassis is broken.

Anxiety said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

god your such a dick.

all i've broken is a double lumen air hose, well not broken, cut in half with stratec saw

anyhoo, you better get the KY Jelly ready, coz when your boss gets back he's gonna fuck u up good!

sinisterpentatonic said:

This is why I don't do what you do for a living. They don't even let me use pencils and pens where I work.

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

Well, you have your whole life ahead of you to fuck up something royally, which we all know is inevitable.



As long as he's good.

sinisterpentatonic said:

so true. it's a shame, but yes, inevitable...i agree. the only time i will agree. yes, i can see that day coming...let's just hope my boss wont be as gay as your's

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

but seriously, if the place it's going 2 can wait a while...maybe it will have an accident on the way there, and maybe even the couriers will pay for damaging the goods

later!

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

Unfortunately, we're the couriers.

Tell the boss and fix it. Be honest with the boss.

luv4u said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

Well if you get found out then the boss may fire you. It is better to be honest at least the boss may respect you.

Oh no

Just pretend like u didnt realise...perhaps blame da shipment people maybe? Would dat work?

Just stuff a piece of toast in it and pretend that a small child did it.

bkw said:

I think that's the solution!

thanks BKW!

sinisterpentatonic said:

No problemo

bkw said:

"the fetus did it!" blame the fetus, because if it's able to have legal standing as an individual before its born then it oughta be held accountable for its future potential actions!

hmmmm. this is a tough one. you don't want anyone relying on the machine down the road if it's broken. then again you don't want to lose your job over an accident. i bet your company has insurance to cover this kind of thing and if it's any comfort i bet you're not the only person who's dropped stuff. i think i might tell my boss it 'got dropped', in the third person, and (without lying) point out that you think it might have been damaged because "look at that big dent on the box on one corner". ask him should you open the box and check for damage, maybe reconfigure it again? he might not ask if *you* dropped it. if he does. . well. .. that's your call. good luck

sinisterpentatonic said:

honesty is the best policy!!!



blame ARDEO

Honesty is the BEST policy

sinisterpentatonic said:

Maybe you shouldn't be on the org when you're working!






j/k Tell your boss what happened, and give him the sad dog eyes.

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Very difficult call. If you don't hit your boss up on it don't feel down it was an accident. I probably would ship it if it was me but the best thing you could do is listed above