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Thread started 03/26/04 7:16pm

JulianChristia
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LMAO!!! Richard Simmons b**ch-slapped another MAN??!!

Now I've heard it ALL!!!

What the hell is wrong with people??!!

I KNOW one might be inclined to make fun of a short, pudgy and overly feminine excercise guru, but....

The man has been a workout FANATIC all of his life! He's probably a HELL of a lot stronger than he looks, ya KNOW??!! Even I MYSELF would not want to get slapped by Richard Simmons! He might knock my fillings loose. Dayammm. lol
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Reply #1 posted 03/26/04 7:36pm

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JulianChristian said:

Now I've heard it ALL!!!

What the hell is wrong with people??!!

I KNOW one might be inclined to make fun of a short, pudgy and overly feminine excercise guru, but....

The man has been a workout FANATIC all of his life! He's probably a HELL of a lot stronger than he looks, ya KNOW??!! Even I MYSELF would not want to get slapped by Richard Simmons! He might knock my fillings loose. Dayammm. lol

The only thing more insulting than just the Richard Simmons head-slap, is if he said before hand...
..."What did the 5 fingers say to the face...SLAP!!!" fishslap

peace Tribal Disorder
"Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all."
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Reply #2 posted 03/26/04 7:38pm

Anxiety

Hey, men can be bitches.

And why is this in the Org Artist forum? nuts
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Reply #3 posted 03/26/04 7:51pm

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Hey, men can be bitches.

And why is this in the Org Artist forum?




Oh... my bad, Anx. I put it here because I'm an org artist, and I might write a song about it! LOL!

Wanna hear it, here it go... 12-bar blues...

[Ba-daaaa-da-dump] Got slapped by a girlie man,
[Ba-daaaa-da-dump] and I lost two-a my fillins
[Ba-daaaa-da-dump] Because I called him a fag,
[Ba-daaaa-da-dump] now my TEETH are in the ceiling....

Oh, I got the Sweating, baby...
The Sweating to the Oldies Bluuuuues.....
Now if you wanna catch
That Simmons slap
Ya gots to do da Sweatin-to-da-Oldies bluuuuues.

Come on, SANG it wit me now....
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Reply #4 posted 03/27/04 6:38am

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clapping

I give it a 10...has a good beat and is easy to dance to nod

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To funny
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Reply #5 posted 03/27/04 10:48am

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LMAO! I swear I don't know how Richard Simmons makes a living
being a fitness expert...he's entirely out of shape himself! I know
he lost a lot of weight in the past, but you'd think he would tone up
his body to at least PRESENT himself as a fitness expert.
He's been in the closet too long....or has he admitted his gayness?
Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind.
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