Why don't nice girls like me? I know I'm a bit on the chunky side and that I don't wash often but that never stopped the guys from Green Day from getting girlfriends. All I want is a girl who looks like Pamela Anderson who will take me away from my Mother.

Some day you will meet someone

luv4u said:

I meet someone every Thursday. My social worker. She is horrid.

Perhaps because you've told them they remind you of turnips?

Perhaps it's because you compare your lady-friends to turnips.

theVelvetRoper said:

ack! Beat me to it.

CarrieMpls said:

I don't have any lady-friends. My mother and my social worker are evil and I don't count them as friends. Or ladies.

You know, you might just be better off dating a Turnip.

Not all social workers are evil, ya know!

((Your unrealistic requirement that your girlfriend look like Pamela Anderson might be what's holding you back from finding one, btw, lol ))

CarrieMpls said:

But I like the term "lady-friends" better!
[This message was edited Sun Mar 21 10:33:36 2004 by theVelvetRoper]

Lleena said:

My mother won't let me keep them in my bedroom anymore.

Now I see the resemblance!!!

clearly you need to work on a couple of things before you even consider looking for a girlfriend.

CarrieMpls said:

AnotherLoverToo said:

My social worker told me not to burn things so I bit her.

The Pamela Anderson comment was just an example of the standard of girlfriend I would like. Buffy The Vampire Slayer would be OK too.

Milty said:

I can't get a job since the local newspaper wrote bad things about me.

BigGuns said:

YOu should concentrate on accentuating the positive aspects of your personality. Do you have any hobbies apart from your Turnip fetish?

Lleena said:

I used to like fire but I can't do that anymore. I like animals. I used to have an air rifle. I watch TV. I like the internet. I like burgers and chips with lots of ketchup. I like the music of Pop Idol (I have all their CD's) and Prince. I also like Huey Lewis & The News.

Do you want to come round to mine for tea on Tuesday? I can get my Mum to cook chips for us and I can show you what I have hidden under my bed!

BigGuns said:

So how did your social worker taste? ((I'm a sweet tasting social worker ))

I see you like blondes....there are several on this site I can steer you towards!

AnotherLoverToo said:

She tasted like beans but then I had just eaten 3 tins of beans, so that might be why I tasted of beans. She tried to take the 4th tin away from me, that's why I bit her.

Can you be my social worker? None of my other social workers offered me blondes.

BigGuns said:

Lleena and I will be your social workers. But only on the condition that you don't bite us or harm us in any way. We'll let you eat beans and turnips and chips and burgers, but I'm afraid we won't let you set fires, and you might have to take some exercise occasionally. We'll also do our best to get you a nice blonde girlfriend.

AnotherLoverToo said:

No Llena can't be my social worker. She's my girlfiend now. She's coming to mine on Tuesday for tea. Anyway, I can't excersise because of my asthma. Mother says I'm too delicate to go out excersing.

Have you met LaCoyta?

Lleena said:

Pamela Anderson your dream girl?.....I do believe u need 2 find yourself before u get involved with anyone

2the9s said:

No, do you think she'd like to come round for some chips, beans & burgers?

BigGuns said:

maybe. if you offer her a job in your record store!

IAmTheTouch said:

and were up for her constant self pity party.

jessyMD32781 said:

come to think of it, they both seem a bit whiny... maybe they'll kvetch together! - it's the tie that binds!!

jessyMD32781 said:

Great! So, you think I've pulled then?

2the9s said: