Dear All,

I hate you.

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

Dear Mr Villain Guy,

Reported!

,
Milty

Dear Milty,

Dear AnotherLoverToo,

You are very chill.

-Jessymd32781

jessyMD32781 said:

Dear Jessymd32781~

You are even MORE chill. You are 'ice cold'!

Chillingly yours,
ALT

Dear ArdeotheBrainlessness,

I've recieved your letter and wasn't surprised at it's content, for you have to love yourself first before you can love anyone else.


Lovingly your's


Sinister P.

AnotherLoverToo said:

dear ALT,

let's shake it like a polaroid picture!


shakin' my pants,
jessymd32781

Dear jasminefire,

Cool name!

Sincerely,
2the32781

2the9s said:

dear 2the9s,

you finally got my numbers right!

love,
jasminefire

Dear Sinister P.

Thank you for placing an order with the Huge Black Dildo Co.

I am pleased to announce that the 18 inch ribbed model you ordered will be available for dispatch as soon as a mould is available.

However, please accept the enclosed thermos for your pleasure in the meantime.

Faithfully,

Ardeo
Director.

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

LMAO!

jessyMD32781 said:

Dear Jessy~

I shook my pants so hard that I had an accident!

Do you have a pair of pants I can borrow?

Embarrassngly yours,
ALT

Dear ArdeoTheUseless,

I recieved confirmation on my order and your dad was delighted when I told him the news. He wanted me to thank you for enclosing the thermos to pacify his needs in the meantime.

CAN You believe he wants me to fill it with hot coffee first? Can anyone say FREAKAZOID?


rimmingly your's,

Sinister P.

sinisterpentatonic said:

oh touche

AnotherLoverToo said:

Dear ALT,

Oh dear, be more careful next time!
Here, have a pair of my rubber "dance pants".

Nice and dry,
Jessymd32781

Dear SinisterP.

We are pleased to confirm that the pathology results for the sample Dr N Riviera surgically removed from your rectum are not hazardous to health. However, we would ask you to refrain from experimenting with Lego dildos in the future.

Ardeo
Mayo Clinic

jessyMD32781 said:

Thank you, they are soooo cute Ima wear them alone!

RubberFetishingly yours,
ALT

AnotherLoverToo said:

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

but they are kinda cute. maybe i'll wear mine alone, too.

Dear ArdeoThePenisless,

I have noticed the obsession you have with dildos, though I have my suspicions of where this compulsion orginated, I will not go into detail.

Being the cyber friend IAM, I've decided to link you this website http://sexnology.com/

I'm sure you'll find something there to keep you company on those lonely nights.

vibratingly yours,

Sinister.

Dear SinisterPentatonic

Dear Mr.Sinister & Mr. Merciless

Don't mind me. I'm just drooling.

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Salivatingly yours
SciFi

Dear letter writers,

you are all very silly and are in desperate need of a .

i'm sure my good friend Scifi is willing to dish the .

,
Milty

dear All,

today i'm feeling rather depressed so this letter is addressed to any/all of your who can lend a helping hand. my hero richard simmons (my 'other' hero - besides prince) has exhibited some seriously antisocial behavior toward a stranger at an airport. i won't go into detail here but his actions have shaken the foundation of my life NOT to mention placed my recreational activities in question by association. should i give away my richard simmons tapes and stop sweating to the oldies now because richard simmons is likely in league with satan? if so, how will i spend my time?

sweatily, x

Dear xXXxxXxxxXX,

please do not worry about Mr Simmons. i am surprised that you have never realized that he actually is The Debil. i'm really surprised; we've all known this whole time.
have you ever seen him on Letterman? poor David is always petified by him. tsk.

,
Milty

Dear XxAxX,

find another hero









































































hint, hint.

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

take me to your leader