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PrintableAnotherLoverToo said: althom said: Dear AnotherLoverToo, I'm going to take a shower right now! Would you like me to wash my private bits as well? Scrubing for you, althom Dear Althom: You call those pieces of skin 'private bits'?  :magnifyingglass:Dear AnotherLoverToo, 
cheers althom | |
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Dear anybody,
as i am having a bit of trouble sleeping, can someone read me a bedtime story?  ,
Milty | |
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Milty said: Dear anybody,
as i am having a bit of trouble sleeping, can someone read me a bedtime story? ,
Milty Dear Milty, Once there was a little boy who couldn't sleep.....then he died! The end! althom | |
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Milty said: Dear anybody,
as i am having a bit of trouble sleeping, can someone read me a bedtime story? ,
Milty Dear Milty, once upon a time there was a tiger named Milty. He drank too much coffe and couldn't sleep at night. so the night devils got him and turned him into a puddle. he learned his lesson. sweet dreams, jessymd32781 | |
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althom said: Milty said: Dear anybody,
as i am having a bit of trouble sleeping, can someone read me a bedtime story? ,
Milty Dear Milty, Once there was a little boy who couldn't sleep.....then he died! The end! althom  | |
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Dear Althom:
God told me you are going to hell for telling Milty such a horrid story. 
A bientot, my darling!  | |
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jessyMD32781 said: althom said: Dear Milty, Once there was a little boy who couldn't sleep.....then he died! The end! althom Dear knob heads, yeah you laugh but if i die tomorrow, you won't be! in fact you'll be sooooo reported it won't even be funny!!!!! frighteningly awake now, Milty [This message was edited Thu Mar 25 19:49:32 2004 by Milty] | |
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Milty said: jessyMD32781 said: yeah you laugh but if i die tomorrow, you won't be! in fact you'll be sooooo reported it won't even be funny!!!!!  did you read my stiry. it's nice. you don't die in it, you just turn into a puddle. | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Dear Althom:
God told me you are going to hell for telling Milty such a horrid story.
A bientot, my darling! Dear AnotherLoverToo, I'm sure God would've said the same thing to "nightlight boy". althom | |
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jessyMD32781 said: Milty said: yeah you laugh but if i die tomorrow, you won't be! in fact you'll be sooooo reported it won't even be funny!!!!! did you read my stiry. it's nice. you don't die in it, you just turn into a puddle.Dear JessyLA90210, just to let you know that if i die i hope i come back as a puddle of cat pee that you always sit in cuz 2the9s keeps spilling his tea! meow, Milty | |
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althom said: AnotherLoverToo said: Dear Althom:
God told me you are going to hell for telling Milty such a horrid story.
A bientot, my darling! Dear AnotherLoverToo, I'm sure God would've said the same thing to "nightlight boy". althom Dear Althom: Mel Gibson just rang me and says God inspired him to make a film called "The Passion of The Robot", where you and your wiring get flayed alive for days on end. TMBGITW is Mary Magdalene, bkw is Judas, 9s is Peter..... Whaddya think? Slight catch--no resurrection scene that I know of. I think you get upgraded instead of reborn  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: althom said: Dear AnotherLoverToo, I'm sure God would've said the same thing to "nightlight boy". althom Dear Althom: Mel Gibson just rang me and says God inspired him to make a film called "The Passion of The Robot", where you and your wiring get flayed alive for days on end. TMBGITW is Mary Magdalene, bkw is Judas, 9s is Peter..... Whaddya think? Slight catch--no resurrection scene that I know of. I think you get upgraded instead of reborn Dear AnotherLoverToo, Sounds like it would be a hit! I can see "The Passion of The Robot : 2" already. althom | |
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Milty said: jessyMD32781 said: did you read my stiry. it's nice. you don't die in it, you just turn into a puddle.Dear JessyLA90210, just to let you know that if i die i hope i come back as a puddle of cat pee that you always sit in cuz 2the9s keeps spilling his tea! meow, Milty Dear Shitly, If you come back as a puddle of cat pee, i will disinfect and dry you up.
love and biscuits, jessymd32781 | |
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Dear AnotherLoverToo,
Will my name be before bkw's in the credits? althom | |
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althom said: Dear AnotherLoverToo,
Will my name be before bkw's in the credits? althom Dearest Althom~ Yes. 
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Dear althom and ALT,
I am now re-casting and the robot will now be played by MrAgreeable. althom is sacked. Yours Mel Gibson When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Dear althom and ALT,
I am now re-casting and the robot will now be played by MrAgreeable. althom is sacked. Yours Mel Gibson Dear Mel, BASARTD!!!!! cheers althom | |
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It was folly to think I'd actually get a letter. i'd forgotten my OrgNote lesson....
But, think about how much smaller my risk of paper cuts is... Yes, that's ... that's .. a good thing.... | |
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Dear Thready~
Haven't you learned by now that sometimes one must take the initiative and make the first move? Then the fun-n-games can begin! You think I waited around for Althom to notice me?! Hell naw, I tarted myself up and made my move! Much love, --ALT PS:  don't you remember my orgnotes before you left, and the way I spotted you and said "hi" when you logged in? | |
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Dear Althom,
Please send the email again as I did not get it 
Love and Kisses, Jess | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Dear Althom,
Please send the email again as I did not get it
Love and Kisses, Jess Dear MBGITW, Bloody hell! Oh.....ok. althom | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Dear Althom,
Please send the email again as I did not get it
Love and Kisses, Jess Dear MBGITW, Bloody hell! Oh.....ok. althom Dear Althom, Don't bloody hell me, its not my fault you do not know how to properly send an email. Just resend the damn thing 
Love, Shorty | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: althom said: Dear MBGITW, Bloody hell! Oh.....ok. althom Dear Althom, Don't bloody hell me, its not my fault you do not know how to properly send an email. Just resend the damn thing
Love, Shorty Dear MBGITW, Whatever! signed tall boy . [This message was edited Thu Mar 25 22:16:37 2004 by althom] | |
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althom said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: Dear Althom, Don't bloody hell me, its not my fault you do not know how to properly send an email. Just resend the damn thing
Love, Shorty Dear MBGITW, Whatever! signed tall boy . [This message was edited Thu Mar 25 22:16:37 2004 by althom] Dear Althom,  ma 
signed, queen bitch [This message was edited Thu Mar 25 22:19:29 2004 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld] | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Dear Thready~
Haven't you learned by now that sometimes one must take the initiative and make the first move? Then the fun-n-games can begin! You think I waited around for Althom to notice me?! Hell naw, I tarted myself up and made my move! Much love, --ALT PS: don't you remember my orgnotes before you left, and the way I spotted you and said "hi" when you logged in? | |
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Dear everyone,
thank you for participating in this thread. i'll make it it a regular feature from now on. bodaciously yours, Milty | |
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dear milty:
i was going to post a pic of bob denver and bill gates, pointing out the remarkable resemblance between these two men and theorizing that they are one and the same based on the fact that the letters in william gates' name almost spell 'gilligan'. however, when i tried to do this instead of bill gates' photo i got a box with a red x. does this mean that bill gates is actually satan? please advise, as i will promptly sell my shares of microsoft if it's true fearfully, your pal x [This message was edited Fri Mar 26 10:51:25 2004 by XxAxX] | |
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Jazzvibrator,
I still miss your avatar. But I am from MPLS, so I go that goin' 4 me, which is nice. -Jillybean "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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XxAxX said: dear milty:
i was going to post a pic of bob denver and bill gates, pointing out the remarkable resemblance between these two men and theorizing that they are one and the same based on the fact that the letters in william gates' name almost spell 'gilligan'. however, when i tried to do this instead of bill gates' photo i got a box with a red x. does this mean that bill gates is actually satan? please advise, as i will promptly sell my shares of microsoft if it's true fearfully, your pal x [This message was edited Fri Mar 26 10:51:25 2004 by XxAxX] Dear XxXxxXxXXXX, yes, Bill gates is in fact Satan! please sell all your shares in Microsoft. get an Apple Computer - they're purdee! your protector, Milty Pants | |
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Milty said: XxAxX said: dear milty:
i was going to post a pic of bob denver and bill gates, pointing out the remarkable resemblance between these two men and theorizing that they are one and the same based on the fact that the letters in william gates' name almost spell 'gilligan'. however, when i tried to do this instead of bill gates' photo i got a box with a red x. does this mean that bill gates is actually satan? please advise, as i will promptly sell my shares of microsoft if it's true fearfully, your pal x [This message was edited Fri Mar 26 10:51:25 2004 by XxAxX] Dear XxXxxXxXXXX, yes, Bill gates is in fact Satan! please sell all your shares in Microsoft. get an Apple Computer - they're purdee! your protector, Milty Pants | |
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