sag10 said:

Dear Sag10,

It's good to see and hear that there is a 4F member out there who still remembers our short yet fun reign. Apologies for my null and void presence here at the Org but now that I am back...it will be seriouser then a heart attack!

Excitedly mischievous,
Miss Kisses

Sear SinisterP,

Your avatar pic is the same figure that stands over me at nite. Make it stop before I throw holy water on it, please!!

Anointedly yours,
Miss Kisses

Dear Milty,

What kind of coffee are we going to have when you pick me up at the airport?

althom.

Dear Org,

Stop being so freaking slow or I will kick your Org ass.

Sincerely,
Desperate in Brooklyn

Dear 9s,

Listen. "POP"

Thank you.


~Azure

althom said:

Dear Althom,

i'm not sure but i think i might go for a Yirgacheffe. is that ok with you?

hypertensionly yours,
Milty

Milty said:

Dear Milty,

Sounds a bit la de da for me. Don't you have any instant?

althom.

althom said:

Dear Althom,

i'm sorry but in England we only drink the finest of coffees and teas. none of this instant rabble. take it like a man!

love,
Milty

Milty said:

Dear Milty,

"take it like a man!".....are you trying to hit on me again?

althom

Dear Miltom and Althy,

Get a room!

Over and out,
2the9s

althom said:

Dear Althom,

no. you're not good enough for me.

"love",
Milty

2the9s said:

Dear 2the9s,

Sod off.

soddingly yours,
Milty

Dear Zthe9s,

I miss you. Were you kidnapped?


-JessyMD32781

jessyMD32781 said:

I miss that ole boy too...




Dear Jessybunchofnumbers,

Change your name to Jessy!!

Bald-pittily yours,
2the9s

2the9s said:

dear 2the9s,

jessy was taken. i might change it to jasminefire
but that's probably taken, too. please help me think of a new name?

permanently smoothly yours,
jessymd32781

p.s. are your pits really bald?

CherrieMoonKisses said:

Dearest CherrieMoonKisses,

First of all, I just wanted you to know how delighted I was reading the begining of your letter, I love being seared. Secondly, that figure that stands over you at night is just an incubus, don't worry when you see him just sleep tight, he'll be gone by morning. Oh yeah, that's not holy water in that bottle underneath your bed, it's astroglide, so instead of throwing it on him, throw some on yourself, it'll make his work a lot easier.

creepingly your's

Sinister P.

NWF said:

Dear NWF,

Wake up and go to sleep.



hydrogenically yours,

MR. Pentatonic

jessyMD32781 said:

Dear Jessy,

How does Jessybkw sound?

eye battingly yours
bkw

Dear bkw,

I hereby revoke your Trusted Member status because you are an idiot.

Sincerely yours,

Ben Margolin, Esq

Dear Ben,

I heard that bkw got his trusted membership taken away from him. Does this mean now that I'm the lord god of members?

althom

2the9s said:

Dear Ben,

Dont be a clown.

I own you.

Trust me
bkw

althom said:

Dear althom,

No, you are still a dork.

Ben

Dear AnotherLoverToo,

When are we going to do it?

cheers.
althom

bkw said:

Dear Ben,

Look what bkw wrote!!!

Moderately yours,
Tyro

althom said:

Dear Althom~

Regarding your annual bath, and the date we shall "do it", I believe the sooner the better. Remember what happened to the poor bloke in Africa? His fellow tribesmen pinned him down forcibly and scrubbed him.

I'm afraid your personal stench is causing a commotion.

--ALT

AnotherLoverToo said:

Dear AnotherLoverToo,

I'm going to take a shower right now! Would you like me to wash my private bits as well?

Scrubing for you,
althom

Dear Mrs 2the9s,

Why is your son so lame?

Did you live under power lines when carrying him?

yours in concern
bkw

althom said:

Dear althom,

Reported!

yours
Prince.org moderator group

dear wkb,

Where for art thou?
I miss you sexy avatar with the blue upsidedown beer.
My heart aches in longing for your return.

Forever yours,
Jessywkb.

althom said:

Dear Althom:

You call those pieces of skin 'private bits'? :magnifyingglass: