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PrintableDear Lleena,
Would you please stop smearing your faeces into my pillow slips? Thanks in adavance, Cloudy. x | |
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Dear Cloudbuster,
Will you please repeat 1000 times "There are only two a's in advance". And stop being such a cock. Cheers, Cloudy. x | |
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Dear Handsa (HandsClap)
COULDJA puhleeeeze make an animated Parade picture thingy *like the "THIS ROX my SOX" one* so I could save it and put it as a background to my computer?? 
Thank U!!!! Miss Kisses.  &  | |
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Dear 4F members,
whatever happened to us? 
In confusion, Miss Kisses. & | |
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Dear 4F Leader,
Due to your lenghty absensce from the Org the girls were saddened, and committed suicide.. The good news is that they are in the process of being reincarnated. Please reorganize. Love and well wishes, Sag10 (Born again 4F member) ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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Dear IAmTheTouch
Thank you for the last letter. Unfortunately, it arrived at my house with the envelope ripped. Your letter was still there but the enclosed photograph had been stolen. Please resend the photograph as I still have a £5 bet on with my flatmate that the act you descirbed in the letter is possible. Beers & Kisses Ned "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: [color=green:dafb56bc47]Dear Christopher,
How you been doin lately? I've been alright, been wonderin why you haven't been postin on your LiveJournal lately. :shameonyou!: I miss you over there. Anyway, guess who I saw over at Walgreens the other day? I saw Michael Jackson and one of his kids (I think it was "Blanket"). They were in the toy aisle, and Mikey-poo was dancin around in the aisle and shit, blowin bubbles with this bubble gun he had. The manager came over and kicked him outta the store, cuz he was sexxin up the place. Michael started cryin and stuff. It was pretty cool. Umm...that's all I can think of for now. Peace & Bargain Bin Hair Dye, Dansa 
P.S. Do you still have that can of oil sheen that I let you borrow a couple days ago? :pantenelicious: 
[/color] Dear dansa, Ive been lovely...and sorry i havent been on Lj in a while ive just been a bit busy.but im trying to get back into the swing of things. how've you been? i hear your an org mod now? very scary....we need to get you jerry so i can tell you "drop your org job" 
anyhoo,rofl! mj is such a cry baby....i seen him today walking up and down the street in his Little Lolita skirt,andEazy E flannel.i was like "Mj!,come here so i can smack you"....im scared for blanket! peace's ps)yeah i still have it but i cant get the iwbyl hair down yet grrr | |
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Dear Sag,
Please take down your Christmas tree today! Season's Greetings, Santa | |
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Dear Cloudbuster,
Please keep off my lawn at night.my neighbors dont take kindly to pros-ty's at 3am telling them "hey fuck you!,ill go when im ready". thanks in advance. | |
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dear milty
are you sure it's all right if i use your credit card number on e-bay? i thought it was odd that ticketmaster sent ME the confirmation for your prince concerts tickets, but then i realized you wanted me to have it so i could use the card. anyway i think that's really sporting of you. i gotta run, so many things to buy, so little time! more later! your pal, X | |
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Dear MelissaC,
I'm sorry to inform you that you just weren't as cool as I am. I'll keep ya around for the next time that I get pissed and decide to "retire", but for the moment, I'm going to have to ask you to step aside. Regrets, tackam | |
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XxAxX said: dear milty
are you sure it's all right if i use your credit card number on e-bay? i thought it was odd that ticketmaster sent ME the confirmation for your prince concerts tickets, but then i realized you wanted me to have it so i could use the card. anyway i think that's really sporting of you. i gotta run, so many things to buy, so little time! more later! your pal, X  | |
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Dear Haystack
I've put in a good word for with Reginald, he says he wants to meet you on his bench at 12 noon, and bring sandwiches. Lleena | |
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Dear IAmTheTouch,
how are you? can i just say how much i love your pleasant attitude? i think it adds a wonderful light to the way things are around here atthe Org. you always seem so chirpy and well-mannered. maybe one day i will get to meet you. well i gotta run now. have a nice day, yours, Milty-Moo | |
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Dear 2the9s,
i am writing to you in secret. i am campaigning to make you a moderator. sooner or later one of these new mods will lose interest and i think you will have a pretty good chance of being elected. i'll keep campaigning silently for you. sort of like campaign by stealth. anyway, have a good night! yours stealthly, Milty | |
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dEaR MIlTon!
i hAvE URe PazspoRt! iF U WanT 2 c It aGAin, LeAve tEn mIlLyuN DollArz iN UnMaRkeDD bilzz nExt to biG BEn!!! rEgarDz, aNoMiNus | |
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Christopher said: Dear Cloudbuster,
Please keep off my lawn at night.my neighbors dont take kindly to pros-ty's at 3am telling them "hey fuck you!,ill go when im ready". thanks in advance. Dear Christopher, It's about time you did something more productive than watch TV all day. And leave your dick alone. Yours maddeningly, Cloudy. x Dumbass edit.  [This message was edited Wed Mar 24 2:30:55 2004 by Cloudbuster] | |
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Dear MR. Buster,
I truly regret informing you that I've had Kate Bush locked in my basement for the last 10 years, knitting women underwear with spider webs whilst singing various songs from her first 5 albums in complete darkness. After pondering over it for years, I've decided I will not let her release another album. I don't think the public would recognize her for she's become translucent due to the lack of sun and her freaky appearence would hurt her record sales. She will live with me forever and continue to be my nocturnal weaver of underwear. I hope my decison doesn't cause to much anguish. Implodingly your's Sinister Pentatonic | |
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Dear Sinister Pentatonic,
I am sorry to inform you that as of tomorrow you will be without gender. Yours eunuchally, Cloudy. x missing "s" edit. [This message was edited Wed Mar 24 2:09:20 2004 by Cloudbuster] | |
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daned said: Dear IAmTheTouch
Thank you for the last letter. Unfortunately, it arrived at my house with the envelope ripped. Your letter was still there but the enclosed photograph had been stolen. Please resend the photograph as I still have a £5 bet on with my flatmate that the act you descirbed in the letter is possible. Beers & Kisses Ned Dearest Ned: it is with sincere regret and a great deal of guilt that i have to inform you that you will have to pay your flatmate the £5 after all. not because the act is not possible, but sadly, the Yeti and i had a falling out over who left the vegan cake out in the rain (i'll never have that recipe again!), and the photo i sent you of our kama sutra session in january was indeed the only one i had. frankly, i'm not terribly concerned about the picture now making the rounds on the internet, but it seems that i've lost my faith in large, hairy creatures and their ability to rescue baked goods from natural climatic occurrences. my shrink says that several years of intense therapy, combined with electric shock treatment and large doses of Paxil, licorice and goldenseal will help. needless to say, our plans for the upcoming Clifton Carrot Cake Convention will have to be put on hold. Grief-strickenly yours, IAmTheTouch | |
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Dear 2the9s,
"We eat dub for breakfast!" Sincerely, NWF NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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Dear Pej:
I still waiting for your response. Are you willing to sell me your persian kitty? Please respond ASAP  | |
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Dear Milty,
Thank you for starting this thread. It's been a fun read. With love and adoration, Nothinbutjoy I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Dear NWF,
I was saddend to read your open letter to June 7. Though you may be disheartend by the fact that people here at the org aren't as enthusiastic about new wave as you seem to be, it's only because you don't have an understanding of the laws of natures. Most of us learn at an early age that no wave is new, they've all been here since man took his first steps upon this earth. From snow covered mountains tops that melt into rivers that flow into the oceans who's waves lick the earths shores, it's all a cycle. Though this wave that you love so much, may have visually and sonically been different from any wave you have witnessed before it's not the first time it's waved at us. Besides "New" is temporary, nothings new forever. Don't worry that wave you love so dearly will always be with us, whether it's sitting on a mountain top somewhere, coming out of someones faucet, sitting in the cut out bin at your favorite record store or being forced from my bladder, it's here to stay! tsunamically your's Sinister P.   [This message was edited Wed Mar 24 23:31:54 2004 by sinisterpentatonic] | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Dear NWF,
I was saddend to read your open letter to June 7. Though you may be disheartend by the fact that people here at the org aren't as enthusiastic about new wave as you seem to be, it's only because you don't have an understanding of the laws of natures. Most of us learn at an early age that no wave is new, they've all been here since man took his first steps upon this earth. From snow covered mountains tops that melt into rivers that flow into the oceans who's waves lick the earths shores, it's all a cycle. Though this wave that you love so much, may have visually and sonically been different from any wave you have witnessed before it's not the first time it's waved at us. Besides "New" is temporary, nothings new forever. Don't worry that wave you love so dearly will always be with us, whether it's sitting on a mountain top somewhere, coming out of someones faucet, sitting in the cut out bin at your favorite record store or being forced from my bladder, it's here to stay! tsunamically your's Sinister P.
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Dear SinisterPentatonic, That was funny, dude. No but seriously, I meant New Wave, as in the music of the late 70's-early 80's genre of music. But I do appreciate the clever response. 
Sincerely, NWF NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: tsunamically your's Sinister P.
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dear Lleena:
i am writing on behalf of the queen mum, whose sshhhedule is quite busy and has therefore asked me to pass along a request that you stop borrowing her hats and returning them 'rather soiled', as she put it. especially the one with the two-foot ostrich plume, as she will need that for her gig at the children's hospital next week. sincerely, X, on behalf of the Queen Mum | |
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XxAxX said: dear Lleena:
i am writing on behalf of the queen mum, whose sshhhedule is quite busy and has therefore asked me to pass along a request that you stop borrowing her hats and returning them 'rather soiled', as she put it. especially the one with the two-foot ostrich plume, as she will need that for her gig at the children's hospital next week. sincerely, X, on behalf of the Queen Mum  wow - the Queen Mum's shedyool is quite busy, even in the afterlife! | |
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IAmTheTouch said: XxAxX said: dear Lleena:
i am writing on behalf of the queen mum, whose sshhhedule is quite busy and has therefore asked me to pass along a request that you stop borrowing her hats and returning them 'rather soiled', as she put it. especially the one with the two-foot ostrich plume, as she will need that for her gig at the children's hospital next week. sincerely, X, on behalf of the Queen Mum wow - the Queen Mum's shedyool is quite busy, even in the afterlife!  she's not one to give up easily, is she? | |
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XxAxX said: IAmTheTouch said: wow - the Queen Mum's shedyool is quite busy, even in the afterlife! she's not one to give up easily, is she?yup, that's one tenacious old broad! | |
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