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PrintableBigGuns said: AnotherLoverToo said: Lleena and I will be your social workers. But only on the condition that you don't bite us or harm us in any way. We'll let you eat beans and turnips and chips and burgers, but I'm afraid we won't let you set fires, and you might have to take some exercise occasionally. We'll also do our best to get you a nice blonde girlfriend. No Llena can't be my social worker. She's my girlfiend now. She's coming to mine on Tuesday for tea. Anyway, I can't excersise because of my asthma. Mother says I'm too delicate to go out excersing. You dont waste any time do you guns? I haven't even been round yet and already I'm your girlfriend.. 
Actually guns, I'm betrothed to a man who hates Turnips  He wont allow me to go anywhere near them.
I would like to be your social worker though!  | |
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Lleena said: BigGuns said: No Llena can't be my social worker. She's my girlfiend now. She's coming to mine on Tuesday for tea. Anyway, I can't excersise because of my asthma. Mother says I'm too delicate to go out excersing. You dont waste any time do you guns? I haven't even been round yet and already I'm your girlfriend..
Actually guns, I'm betrothed to a man who hates Turnips He wont allow me to go anywhere near them.
I would like to be your social worker though! I killed people in a war you know? Did you spill my prescription? | |
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 LMAO
It's times like these I wish we still had the star rating thingy! 5 stars!!! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: LMAO
It's times like these I wish we still had the star rating thingy! 5 stars!!! He's almost convincing, isn't he? "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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might be because there is no such thing as a girlfirend.
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: might be because there is no such thing as a girlfirend.
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BigGuns said: Lleena said: You dont waste any time do you guns? I haven't even been round yet and already I'm your girlfriend..
Actually guns, I'm betrothed to a man who hates Turnips He wont allow me to go anywhere near them.
I would like to be your social worker though! I killed people in a war you know? I bet you say that to all the girls. | |
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BigGuns said: Why don't nice girls like me? I know I'm a bit on the chunky side and that I don't wash often but that never stopped the guys from Green Day from getting girlfriends. All I want is a girl who looks like Pamela Anderson who will take me away from my Mother.
HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED 1 OF THOSE BLOW UP(NO NOT KABOOM) GIRLFRIENDS? AT LEAST YOUD GET SOME EXCERCISE PUMPING IT UP, & PUMPING IT WHEN SH E'S ALL INFLATED & READY TO GO!PLUS THEY DONT TALK BACK   ~PClinuxOS~  I've been here longer than I care to remember, ... I drop in from time to time, ...  | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Not all social workers are evil, ya know!
 
((Your unrealistic requirement that your girlfriend look like Pamela Anderson might be what's holding you back from finding one, btw, lol ))I Love your avatar AnotherLoverToo.Your poem in red is beautiful.Really symetrical metaphysical imagery.So it say's love yourself "bigguns' THEN U CAN LUV OTHERS.i think....?? gee 'maybe i'm in love with a tiny picture & some red words.funny old world idn't it! YOU NEED ANOTHER LOVER LIKE U NEED A HOLE IN YA HEAD(Prince) ~PClinuxOS~ I've been here longer than I care to remember, ... I drop in from time to time, ... | |
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daned said: Sweeny79 said: LMAO
It's times like these I wish we still had the star rating thingy! 5 stars!!! He's almost convincing, isn't he? VERY entertaining! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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FLUX said: BigGuns said: Why don't nice girls like me? I know I'm a bit on the chunky side and that I don't wash often but that never stopped the guys from Green Day from getting girlfriends. All I want is a girl who looks like Pamela Anderson who will take me away from my Mother.
HAVE U EVER CONSIDERED 1 OF THOSE BLOW UP(NO NOT KABOOM) GIRLFRIENDS? AT LEAST YOUD GET SOME EXCERCISE PUMPING IT UP, & PUMPING IT WHEN SH E'S ALL INFLATED & READY TO GO!PLUS THEY DONT TALK BACK ...i dont think yall realize how good of ah thread this really is!!! *... "ive always said, that if you have to ask for something more than once or twice, it wasnt yours in the first place"...* | |
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Get some sun and get off the computer, I've heard that helps | |
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Too funny! And not just because my own life resembled his a few years ago - no seriously:
I was fat, living with my mother, eating unhealthily, lived on social security & the highlight of my life was admittably the internet. Which I didn't have at my own house. I mean my mother's house, of course. | |
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2the9s said: Have you met LaCoyta?
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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With a name like Biggun it shouldn't be too hard 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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FLUX said: AnotherLoverToo said: Not all social workers are evil, ya know!
((Your unrealistic requirement that your girlfriend look like Pamela Anderson might be what's holding you back from finding one, btw, lol ))I Love your avatar AnotherLoverToo.Your poem in red is beautiful.Really symetrical metaphysical imagery.So it say's love yourself "bigguns' THEN U CAN LUV OTHERS.i think....?? gee 'maybe i'm in love with a tiny picture & some red words.funny old world idn't it! YOU NEED ANOTHER LOVER LIKE U NEED A HOLE IN YA HEAD(Prince)  | |
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Novabreaker said: Too funny! And not just because my own life resembled his a few years ago - no seriously:
I live in my own house I was fat, living with my mother, eating unhealthily, lived on social security & the highlight of my life was admittably the internet. Which I didn't have at my own house. I mean my mother's house, of course.  | |
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jn2 said: Novabreaker said: Too funny! And not just because my own life resembled his a few years ago - no seriously:
I live in my own house I was fat, living with my mother, eating unhealthily, lived on social security & the highlight of my life was admittably the internet. Which I didn't have at my own house. I mean my mother's house, of course. Me too! Let's start a thread for everyone who doesn't live at home! "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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