ever heard the bar/pub talk of the guy/girl going into hospital to get something removed from their butts?!

well, it aint bar talk i can assure u that

last week i saw two patients in A&E, one a cucumber, the other a can of shaving foam

shouldnt laugh...but hell it's funny, especially the stories they come up with of how it got up there

right now i'm compiling x-rays, i have 4 so far, and when i fifure out how to scan them...u will know! hell, i might even set up a site with pictures and the stories to go with them

a can of shaving foam??? i wonder why/how they got that stuck in their ass!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

it was in a rubber beleive it or not...well, all props to kid for trying to reduce the risk of infection from a shaving foam can
[This message was edited Sat Mar 20 16:02:46 2004 by ArdeoTheMerciless]

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

I've worked in a hospital as well and I believe you. Worked in Lab Pathology, and oh, the things/specimens that came from being placed up there.

SENSHY said:

hamsters are not a myth

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

Dam reminds me of some of the stories my dad has told me. The pictures are even better. My favorite story was a potato or the flashlight and they guy said it slipped in.
[This message was edited Sat Mar 20 16:06:59 2004 by mrbungle]

mrbungle said:

"slipped in"...or "fell on"

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

ArdeoTheMerciless said:

placing strange, large objects up your butt is just not a smart idea. they have specialty objects for that kind of thing.

jessyMD32781 said:

i guess folks do stuff like this because:

1) they dunno about butt plugs and the like

2) some people just suddenly think, "hmm...i wonder how this zucchini would feel if i stuck it in my ass? it can't be that bad..."

you have a fascinating job Ardeo.
and yet, reading this thread, i admit today i'm glad i'm not you.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

@ zucchini in the ass. not food! anything but food!

Sweeny79 said:

I second that

My next object that I remove from an ass was accidently put in the ass when this young man sliped and landed on a rhinoceros horn while it was charging at a large bus in the bush.