Dont say I never help u guys out!

Just cut, paste, print, sign and send - simple, fast easy!

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Dear _____,

I AM CHUCKING YOU BECAUSE: (tick as appropriate)


I never really loved you - it was just infatuation...


Your dick's too small for anything permenant...


I can't spend the rest of my life with a man hung like a squirrel...


You're just not good enough in bed...


I've only been going out with you to hide my biker boyfriend from my parents...


I decided it just wasn't fair to keep cheating on you any longer...


I'm sick of all of my friends laughing at me...


I finally found out what I've been missing...


You really should have bought me that car when I asked for it...


I've discovered God and I now know that it's immoral to go out with someone purely for their money...


I'm bored with you - you're a prick, now fuck off...


I've become allergic to greasy little prats...


I know that you love me more than life itself, but I've decided I want to give up my body to lots and lots of other men and have one-night stands and sleep with gorgeous Italian studs and Spanish waiters who mean absolutely nothing to me on holiday - just so you can't ever hear 'Livin' La Vida Loca' or 'La Isla Bonita' again without doubling up in pain, and then give my all to painters, decorators and mechanics to whom I'm less than dirt just for kicks and then...well, I think you've got the picture...


Your best friend showed me what deep, passionate and sweaty physical love between two people was all about...


I love you, but you haven't got a Porsche so this is goodbye...


I've got to get out now before you put me off of all men for life...


(NOT) Yours,

_____


PS: DON'T YOU DARE DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:


* Come 'round...


* Phone me...


* 'Accidentally' bump into me...


* Go sobbing to my best friend, hoping he'll put in a good word for you...


* Try the same routine on my parents...


* Tell me you're going to kill yourself - because I don't have an IQ under fifty...


* Promise me:'things will be different next time...'


* Tell everyone that you chucked me, because I told them all what I was going to do a month ago...


* Tell all your mates that I was actually useless in bed, as they all know that's not true...
[This message was edited Mon Mar 15 15:38:28 2004 by bananacologne]

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

althom said:

CRAP we totally jacked another thread again

<----- runs and hides from nana